If X were a Title: tracking the lineage of some strange stipulations

[Kiffy Lube]

You act like that ain't by design.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Okay, then.
Who holds the sock full of quarters?

Spoiler: Who holds the quarters?

1996-07-07 John Tenta - beats Big Bubba Rogers in a Carson City Silver Dollar match at WCW Bash at the Beach, by retrieving the sock and smashing his opponent with it
1996-07-21 Arashi - beats Tenta at WAR/UWFI Super Summer Wars
1996-08-30 Big Titan - beats Arashi at a WAR live event
1996-10-07 Steve Austin - beats "Razor Ramon" at a WWF live event
1996-11-17 Bret Hart - beats Austin at WWF Survivor Series
[1996-12-02 Bret Hart wins the "Middle East Cup"... so it's a double?]
1996-12-15 Sycho Sid - beats Hart at WWF In Your House 12: It's Time
[Sid holds Adrian Adonis' hair.]
2020-06-07 Randy Orton (7) - beats Edge at WWE Backlash

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Okay, get this. Sonjay Dutt was the team captain of one of four "teams" in the pilot episode of the racing-themed wrestling promotion AWW. This was literally just a racing-themed episode of TNA, right down to being held in the Impact Zone and hosted by Jeremy Borash. At the end of the pilot (and only episode), Sonjay's "team" was highest in the rankings. But the members of the teams outside the captains were never shown, so I assume he's just flying solo. You know what that means? We've got a trackable title history!
Who holds the All Wheels Wrestling Cup?

Spoiler: Who holds the AWW Cup?

2011-06-29 Sonjay Dutt - beats Jay Lethal, Shawn Daivari, and Aaron Aguilera in an Ultimate X match at the AWW Pilot, guaranteeing his first place in the first and only episode.
2011-10-02 Sugar Dunkerton - beats Dutt and Kyle O'Reilly in a Three Way match at AIW They Live
2011-10-26 Zeus - beats Suge-D at SMASH Live in Osaka
2011-11-13 Kuuga - beats Zeus and Kabuki Kid at Osaka Pro 3rd Kanjyuro Matsuyama Special Performance Kanjyuro Matsuyama Ooatari
2011-12-18 Daisuke Harada - beats Kuuga at Osaka Pro Tennozan
2012-03-20 Takoyakida - beats Harada and Billy Ken Kid at Osaka Pro Osaka Holiday Paradise
2012-03-22 Yoon Kang Chul - beats Takoyakida at Osaka Pro Happy Weekday
2012-04-30 Zeus (2) - beats Yoon at Osaka Pro Osaka Holiday Paradise
2012-05-26 Finlay - beats Zeus at a WNC live event
[2012-06-01 Finlay becomes the Mayor of DILLIGAF...]
2020-06-21 Kotaro Suzuki - beats Hayashi at NOAH Go Forward

Note: that's the Japanese Zeus, not Tiny Lister. Thankfully.

Also: update on a certain other accolade.

Spoiler: recent episodes of Impact

2020-07-19 Cousin Jake - beats Deaner on Impact Wrestling

Jake's taken Sami Callihan's hair.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Spoiler: Tonight's shows

2020-07-?? Larry D - beats Romero on Impact Wrestling

Larry D claims the right to sleep in the ring

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Who is the current Wrestilicious Champion?

Spoiler: Who is Wrestilicious Champ?

2010-05-28 Glory (Christie Ricci) - beats Toni the Top in a Lumberjack match on Wrestilicious Takedown. This is the last Wrestilicious sanctioned match... literally ever.
2011-09-30 Tracy Taylor - beats Ricci at PWF Apocalypse
2012-12-11 Kaila Maria - beats Taylor at OVW Homecoming 6

Kaila appears to have ended her wrestling career after that. I was hoping this would go somewhere.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Let's go with something that starts in OVW, instead!
Who is the current OVW Television Champion?

Spoiler: Who is OVW TV champ?

2019-10-22 AJZ - beats Tony Gunn, Dimes, Corey Storm, and Ashton Cove in a Gauntlet match on OVW TV
2019-11-05 Tony Gunn - beats AJZ on OVW TV
2019-11-15 Ace Austin - beats Gunn and 6 others in an Eight-Way match at REVOLVER November to Member
2019-11-24 Tyler Cintron - beats Austin and 4 others in a Ladder match at XWA Wrestlution
2020-02-07 DL Hurst - beats Cintron at CW Elevated
2020-02-22 Levi Everett - beats Hurst and 4 others in a Scramble match at AIW Hey Yo
2020-02-29 Kobe Durst - beats Everett and 4 others in a Scramble match at BLP Quantum Leap
2020-03-06 WARHORSE - beats Durst, Colt Cabana, and Alex Zayne in a Four-Way match at Freelance Lucky Punks
2020-07-29 Cody Rhodes - beats WARHORSE on AEW Dynamite
2020-08-13 Brodie Lee - beats Cody on AEW Dynamite
[unifies to Sami's hair, so...]
2022-07-06 Wardlow - beats Scorpio Sky on AEW Dynamite

This is somehow the first time a title has entered AEW.

A surprising first!

2022-09 edit: moved to this post for OP cleanup.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Cody I'm so happy for him.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Who is the current King of the Streets?

Spoiler: Who is King of the Streets?

2000-12-03 New Jack - beats Angel on ECW Hardcore TV. This is billed as him reclaiming the title "King of the Streets" that he lost to Angel at Guilty As Charged.
2001-05-26 The Messiah - beats Jack at XPW Redemption
2001-09-28 Mr. Excitement - beats Messiah at RevPro Revolution J
2001-09-28 Super Dragon - beats Excitement at RevPro Revolution J
[Super Dragon wins Revolution J 2001 - this is a double]
2001-10-26 Christopher Daniels - beats Dragon at APW King of Indies
2001-10-27 Low Ki - beats Daniels at APW King of Indies
2001-10-27 American Dragon - beats Low Ki at APW King of Indies
[So, King of Indies 2001 - a triple!]
2001-10-26 Disco Fury - beats Danielson at an ECCW live event
2002-01-31 Robbie Dynamite - beats Fury at an ASW live event
2002-02-03 Kid Cool - beats Dynamite at an ASW live event
2002-11-11 Julio Torres - beats Cool at an ASW live event
2002-12-02 Dean 2 Xtreme - beats Torres at an ASW live event
2002-12-03 Robbie Dynamite (2) - beats Dean in a 2/3 Falls match at an ASW live event
2003-02-18 Spidermask - beats Dynamite at an ASW live event
[The problem is: Spidermask doesn't have a Cagematch page, and he doesn't seem to have lost in ASW. But a quick Google search identifies Spidermask as RJ Singh. So sure, let's go with that.
2003-06-15 Stixx - beats Singh at an RPW charity event
2003-06-28 Chris Justice - beats Stixx at FWA Academy eXplosion 5
2003-07-28 James Tighe - beats Justice at FWA Academy BreakDown
2003-08-02 Jonny Storm - beats Tighe at FWA Northern Exposure Tour
2003-08-09 Nick Berk - beats Storm at CZW Aftermath
2003-08-22 Azrieal - beats Berk and Monsta Mack in a Three-Way Dance at JAPW Counterstrike
2003-10-11 Deranged - beats Azrieal at CZW Uprising
2003-11-15 Azrieal (2) - beats Deranged in an Aerial Assault match at CZW Night of Infamy 2
2004-01-05 Boogalou - beats Azrieal, Spider, and J-Busta in a Ladder match at a CCW live event
2004-02-13 Monsta Mack - beats Boogalou and 8 others in a Whirlwind match at WXW Whirlwind
2004-02-21 Matt Striker - beats Mack at 3PW 2nd Anniversary Show
2004-02-27 Mike Tobin - beats Striker, Crazy Ivan, and John Cabbie in a Four Corner Madness match on WXW Rage TV
2004-03-13 Nuke - beats Tobin at an NYWC live event
2004-08-21 Grim Reefer - beats Nuke at an NYWC live event
2004-09-18 Jack Evans - beats Reefer, El Generico, and Chasyn Rance in an Elimination match at JAPW Coming Home
2004-11-06 Izzy - beats Evans, Trent Acid, and Fast Eddie in a Four Corner Survival match at ROH Weekend of Thunder
2004-11-12 Jerrelle Clark - beats Izzy at FIP Fallout
2004-12-17 Roderick Strong - beats Clark at FIP Florida Rumble
2005-01-07 Samoa Joe - beats Strong at FIP New Year's Classic
2005-01-08 Roderick Strong (2) - beats Joe at FIP Unfinished Business
2005-01-11 Kurt Angle - beats Strong on WWE SmackDown
2005-01-15 John Cena - beats Angle at a WWE live event
2005-03-01 Orlando Jordan - beats Cena on WWE SmackDown
2005-04-18 John Cena (2) - beats Jordan on WWE SmackDown
[2005-08-26 Cena takes Angle's gold medal...]
2020-06-07 Randy Orton (4) - beats Edge at WWE Backlash

FORTY. ONE. TITLES.

Not to be confused with King of the Road. Obviously.

 

[Chris]

Spidermask may have fucked it up but it'd probably still go to Orton anyway

I can't believe it got to WWE bc Angle beat Roderick Strong on that 05 SmackDown episode though

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

The ECCW Hardcore Championship was made inactive in 2013 as ECCW wanted to get away from their former hardcore image. Moondog Manson was the final champion, now who is the rightful champion?


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[Leon TrotSky]

Thanks to @Mitch-a-Roonie for this idea:
Who is the current ECCW Hardcore Champion?

Spoiler: Who is ECCW Hardcore Champ?

2013-10-12 Moondog Manson - beats MR2 in a Hardcore match at ECCW I Quit, defending the title for the last time
2014-12-14 Nate Daniels - beats Manson at ASW Bodyslams for Toys
2015-01-31 Moondog Manson (2) - beats Daniels at an ASW live event
2015-07-24 Gangrel - beats Manson in a Dog Collar Chain match at ASW WrestleReunion V
2015-08-08 Alexander Hammerstone - beats Gangrel and Caleb Konley in a Three-Way match on WCWC TV
2015-08-08 Gangrel (2) - beats Hammerstone in a No Disqualification match on WCWC TV
2015-09-11 Timothy Thatcher - beats Gangrel at APW Bayshore Bash
2015-09-26 Eddie Edwards - beats Thatcher at BEYOND Greatest Rivals Round Robin
2015-09-26 Biff Busick - beats Edwards at BEYOND Greatest Rivals Round Robin
2016-01-09 Rich Swann - beats Busick at a WWE NXT live event
2016-01-22 Andrade - beats Swann on WWE NXT (dark)
2016-01-30 Riddick Moss - beats Andrade at a WWE NXT live event
2016-03-05 Johnny Gargano - beats Moss at the WWE Experience
2016-03-05 Tye Dillinger - beats Gargano at the WWE Experience
2016-03-17 Andrade (2) - beats Dillinger at a WWE NXT live event
2016-03-19 Sami Zayn - beats Andrade at a WWE NXT live event
2016-03-27 Kevin Owens - beats Zayn and AJ Styles in a Triple Threat match at a WWE live event
2016-04-03 Zack Ryder - beats Owens and 5 others in a Ladder match at WWE WrestleMania 32
2016-04-04 The Miz - beats Ryder on WWE Raw
2016-04-19 AJ Styles - beats Miz on WWE SmackDown
2016-05-01 Roman Reigns - beats Styles in a No Disqualification, No Count-Out match at WWE Payback
[Reigns is the lineal World's Strongest Man. Then it stays in WWE for a while and James Ellsworth fucks it up]
2019-12-21 Ricotta Flair - beats Chino and Emo Tap in a Three-Way match at WPW TurkeyMania 3

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Fucking LOL at it getting to WWE


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[Chris]

Ricotta Flair

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Who is the lineal winner of the TNA Classic?

Spoiler: Who holds the TNA Classic?

2015-02-16 Gunner - beats Bram at TNA One Night Only: The TNA Classic. This is the finals of a 16-man tournament called the TNA Classic. Yeah, they were running out of ideas for these generic "film it and show it 6 months later" shows. This was also Gunner's final TNA commitment. Fun times!
2015-08-08 Jimmy Rave - beats Gunner, Kongo Kong, and Corey Hollis in a Four-Way match at EWE Scenic City Invitational
2015-09-04 Tyler Gage - beats Rave at a PSW live event
2015-10-02 Ace Haven - beats Gage at a PSW live event
2016-01-01 Trevor Aeon - beats Haven at a PSW live event
2016-01-09 Logan Creed - beats Aeon at an NWA Atlanta live event
2016-01-16 Chris Nelms - beats Creed, Luke Gallows, and Iceberg in a Four-Way match at WrestleMerica Winter Bash
2016-04-23 Brian Kane - beats Nelms at SFCW Annihilation
2016-08-20 Drew Blood - beats Kane at an SFCW live event
2016-09-24 Joey Janela - beats Blood at OPW A Beautiful Day 2 Die
2016-10-01 Azrieal - beats Janela, Danny Demanto, and Grim Reefer in a Four-Way match at JAPW Calm Before the Storm
2016-11-12 Archadia - beats Azrieal and 6 others in an Elimination match at JAPW 20th Anniversary Show
2016-11-19 BLK Jeez - beats Archadia at CZW Night of Infamy
2017-04-29 Rex Lawless - beats Jeez at NYWC April Reign
2017-05-06 Solo Darling - beats Lawless and 31 others in the Infinite Gauntlet at CHIKARA The Eleventh Hour
2017-05-27 LuFisto - beats Darling at AWS Women's Tournament #5
2017-05-27 Ruby Raze - beats LuFisto at AWS Women's Tournament #5
[Ruby Raze becomes the AWS Women's Tournament #5 winner. So... double?]
2017-09-09 Tyler Bateman - beats Raze and Brody King in a Three-Way match at a FIST live event
[This is victory in the SoCal Strong Style Tournament. So... triple.]
2017-09-22 Brody King - beats Bateman and Raze in a Three-Way match at SBW Heavy is the Crown
2017-10-15 Tito Escondido - beats King at FCW Guess Who's Next
2017-11-04 SoCal Crazy - beats Tito at The Final Judgement
2017-12-01 Ty Ray - beats Crazy at an EWF live event
2017-12-01 Sergio Santana - beats Ray at an EWF live event
2018-01-05 Vance Garayt - beats Santana at an EWF live event

There's no record of Vance Garayt having wrestled since. So he's got three titles that no one shall ever dislodge...