If X were a Title: tracking the lineage of some strange stipulations

[Leon TrotSky]

@Mitch-a-Roonie
Who holds Manny Fernandez's sombrero?

Spoiler: Who holds the sombrero?

1985-11-28 Manny Fernandez - beats Abdullah the Butcher in a Mexican Deathmatch at NWA Starrcade. A Mexican Deathmatch, by the way, has nothing to do with a Texas Deathmatch. It's a sombrero on a pole match.
1986-01-05 Ric Flair - beats Fernandez at an NWA/MACW live event
[Flair has Baby Doll, so...]
2020-01-19 Zac Taylor - beats Zayne, ACH, and Chandler Hopkins in a Four Corners match at Inspire Pro New Ecstasy of Gold

Actually, what would a Tex-Mex deathmatch be like? Retrieve a sombrero from a pole while your opponent is down for a 10-count, I suppose, but... what happens if your opponent gets up at 9? Do you have to put the sombrero back?

 

[Leon TrotSky]

oh yeah and there's been some title changes

Spoiler: title changes

The letter T:
2020-09-23 Masaaki Mochizuki - beats Shiozaki at NOAH N-1 Victory
2020-10-04 Masa Kitamiya - beats Mochizuki at NOAH N-1 Victory

OVW TV title:
2020-08-13 Brodie Lee - beats Cody on AEW Dynamite
2020-10-07 Cody Rhodes (2) - beats Lee in a Dog Collar match on AEW Dynamite

Sami Callihan's hair:
2020-08-07 Joey Janela - beats Jake at Warrior Wrestling 9
2020-09-02 Chris Jericho - beats Janela on AEW Dynamite
2020-09-05 Orange Cassidy - beats Jericho in a Mimosa Mayhem match at AEW All Out
2020-09-23 Brodie Lee - beats Cassidy on AEW Dynamite
[joins with OVW TV title]
2020-10-07 Cody Rhodes (2) - beats Lee in a Dog Collar match on AEW Dynamite

Sleeping in the Wrestle House ring:
2020-09-19 Suicide - beats Larry D on Impact Xplosion

With that, we have our first true unification! Time to celebrate!

 

[Leon TrotSky]

I hope the formatting I use for unified titles isn't too confusing...

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Fucking hell.
Who is the current GAY World Anal Champion?

Spoiler: Who holds the GAY Title?

2010-06-27 Danshoku Dino - defends the title for the last time vs. Antonio Honda at DDT Sold Out!
2010-08-03 KUDO - beats Dino at DDT Beer Garden Pro-Wrestling
2011-03-13 Yasu Urano - beats KUDO at DDT Dotonbori Story 9
2011-04-13 Super Shit Machine - beats Urano at a DDT live event
2011-05-21 HARASHIMA - beats Shit Machine at DDT King of DDT
2011-05-29 KUDO (2) - beats HARASHIMA at DDT King of DDT
2012-01-29 Danshoku Dino (2) - beats KUDO at DDT Sweet Dreams!
2012-02-04 Antonio Honda - beats Dino on DDT NON-FIX
2012-02-11 Danshoku Dino (3) - beats Honda in a Memphis Last Man Standing Loser Leaves DDT Match at DDT Truly Ultra Super Bazooka
2012-04-01 Sanshiro Takagi - beats Dino at DDT April Fool
2012-04-01 Masa Takanashi - beats Takagi at DDT April Fool
2012-05-04 Yuji Hino - beats Takanashi at DDT Max Bump
2012-06-24 Kota Ibushi - beats Hino at DDT What Are You Doing
[2012-07-22 Kota becomes ECW Champion]
2013-07-21 Ripper - beats Golden Dragon at a GALLI live event

God fucking dammit

Shit

 

[Chris]

@Sky could you do all of DDT's retired singles titles (when you get the chance, no rush) for Blaze to see them as well

 

[Brandon Blaze]

@Sky could you do all of DDT's retired singles titles (when you get the chance, no rush) for Blaze to see them as well

DOES IT GET AS WILD AS THAT ONE!?

 

[Chris]

No that one is the worst by far I'm pretty sure lol

 

[Brandon Blaze]

No that one is the worst by far I'm pretty sure lol

That shit really caught me off guard.


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[Leon TrotSky]

Title changes from HIAC and Raw (spoilers)

Spoiler: Title changes

The E-Crown
2020-10-25 Randy Orton - beats McIntyre in a Hell in a Cell match at WWE Hell in a Cell

The women's crown (that doesn't have a name)
2020-10-25 Sasha Banks - beats Bayley in a Hell in a Cell match at WWE Hell in a Cell

The 24/7 Championship if it weren't 24/7
2020-10-25 The Miz - beats Otis at WWE Hell in a Cell
2020-10-26 Drew McIntyre - beats Miz on WWE Raw

So, Drew isn't empty-handed.

 

[Chris]

W-Crown for women's e-crown tbh

Also scenes when Edge returns for one more match, beats Orton and then retires with the e-crown.....AGAIN

 

[Brandon Blaze]

This honestly should win some award. Isn’t thread of the year a thing? It has to be a front runner


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[Leon TrotSky]

This honestly should win some award. Isn’t thread of the year a thing? It has to be a front runner


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You're too kind

And there's still much left to do.

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Spoiler: oh yeah this also happened on Raw

Keith Lee is now Best in the World after handing Elias his first clean defeat in over a year

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Okay, so we were watching Destination X 2012 and Flip Kendrick was in it. He was also in LLUSA. Cagematch walks > Wikipedia walks.
Who is the current LLUSA Heavyweight Champion?

Spoiler: Who holds the LLUSA title?

2013-10-20 RJ Brewer - beats El Solar at LLUSA The Great American Nightmare, the last event for the company.
2014-03-22 Flex Armstrong - beats Brewer at a BTW live event
2017-02-10 Carlito - beats Armstrong at a BTW live event
2017-02-11 Flex Armstrong (2) - beats Carlito at a BTW live event
2018-03-30 The Patriot II (Salvatore Sincere) - beats Armstrong and 4 others in a Gauntlet match on BTW TV
2018-05-19 Doug Delicious - beats Sincere at PCW Moment of Truth
2019-10-05 Big Country - beats Delicious at a WDWA live event
2020-03-14 Shane Malice - beats Big Country and Cory Bush in a Three-Way match at WDWA Deterrence
2021-05-22 Kekoa - beats Malice at a WDWA live event
2021-06-27 Jake Tucker - beats Kekoa at PWA Heroes vs. Villains
2021-07-01 The Blade - beats Tucker on AEW Dark
2021-07-21 Orange Cassidy - beats Blade on AEW Dynamite
2021-10-06 Hangman Adam Page - beats Cassidy and 5 others in a Casino Ladder Match on AEW Dynamite
2022-05-29 CM Punk - beats Page at AEW Double or Nothing
2022-08-24 Jon Moxley - beats Punk on AEW Dynamite
2022-09-04 CM Punk - beats Mox at AEW All Out
2023-07-15 Ricky Starks - beats Punk on AEW Collision
2023-08-05 CM Punk - beats Starks on AEW Collision
[Punk first defends the "Real AEW World Championship" here, so that's another title in this Crown. He then does Brawl In and leaves back for WWE...]
2024-08-03 Drew McIntyre - beats Punk at WWE SummerSlam
2024-08-23 Jey Uso - beats McIntyre in a WWE SmackDown dark match
[Jey unifies Ozz's hair]

2024-10 edit: moved to this post for OP cleanup

 

[Leon TrotSky]

One title was defended at AEW Full Gear. What happened to it?

Spoiler: Full Gear

Darby Allin has beaten Cody Rhodes in order to take the OVW TV title and Sami Callihan's hair