If WP was a horror movie...

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Who would die first and who would be the survivors?
 

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I think we all know who would go first if this was a horror movie...
 

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I think I'd last quite long actually. Considering I'm never really a point of conflict here at WP, I'd probably stay on the DL for a good portion of the Film, and Die somewhere along the end in a valiant fight scene
 

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I'd probably die straight away after being murdered by Fuji or Joey for liking Orton.
 

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Given our long standing love affair with the genre, I think it's safe to say that Bad News Brandon, Wang Chung, Swinny and myself would make it to the end. After all, who knows more ways to survive a horror movie than the people who've seen pretty much all of them? :lol:

EDIT: Jim should be included in that list too, although I have a sneaking suspicion that he'd end up killing all the rest of us.
 
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Don't forget our friend the Viper he is a horror buff as well.


Oh Sabs would probably be the first to go. I would bet someone would toss the poor kid to the wolves.
 

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Don't forget our friend the Viper he is a horror buff as well.
But he also liked Megan is Missing, so I'd probably kill him first. :lol:
 

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But he also liked Megan is Missing, so I'd probably kill him first. :lol:
Oh I forgot about that shit but he does come up with the greatest lines ever.
 

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Given our long standing love affair with the genre, I think it's safe to say that Bad News Brandon, Wang Chung, Swinny and myself would make it to the end. After all, who knows more ways to survive a horror movie than the people who've seen pretty much all of them? :lol:

EDIT: Jim should be included in that list too, although I have a sneaking suspicion that he'd end up killing all the rest of us.

I get dibs on being the Final Girl!

I mean Guy! The Final Guy! :shifty:
 

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I would die during the opening credits or some crap like that.

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I'd just shut up and hope to survive.