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I'm sure Ms. Upton will be more than willing to watch wrestling with you... maybe.

I dunno, recognized the pics before I even read what you typed.
 

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I wouldn't have invited her to your house if you heard some nasty things about her, who knows? Diseases can eat through condoms.
 

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Tell her you're gay. Chicks dig confidence.
 

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smh lol guess we know who on here doesn't know who Kate Upton is. I don't know what the purpose of this was but funny.
 

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Not acting fact and being yourself is the best way to go about it. I don't recommend making up lies just so it makes you cooler stick with the truth. There is no sense in burying yourself in lies, just be honest with her and try to keep a conversation going if you plan on meeting up with her. Yeah, also make her laugh. Like I tell myself when meeting new girls or going out on dates, who fucking cares if she doesn't end up liking you there's other women out there, BUT if she does fall for you then you can pat yourself on the back for having enough balls for giving it a shot.

Also imo there's nothing wrong with watching wrestling as long as your passionate about it and confident about watching it.
 

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lol.

So if mine was a fail how in anyway is this a success HB?

You (I'll admitt neither was I) arn't doing a very good job of being funny.
 

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And we want details when your finished.
Alright... JUST ASSUMING he was actually serious and that was indeed a woman that fancied him, why would you want details about some other dude fucking his woman?
 

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Alright... JUST ASSUMING he was actually serious and that was indeed a woman that fancied him, why would you want details about some other dude fucking his woman?

Probably turns him on in a weird way, who knows? There is some odd people out there.
 

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lol.

So if mine was a fail how in anyway is this a success HB?

You (I'll admitt neither was I) arn't doing a very good job of being funny.

i wasn't trying to be funny i was just board. Sorry that my thread made you this upset.
 

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i wasn't trying to be funny i was just board. Sorry that my thread made you this upset.

Not upset, just board also.

Run outta wrestling to watch.

I am starting to laugh at how many people are taking you seriously thou.
 

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Even if people don't know who Kate Upton is, ( I don't but the name is familiar) how can some people not know this was a joke.
 

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LOL too many people took it serious. This makes me sad.

Kate Upton is an absolute babe. Can't believe she's only a month younger than me!
 

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I had a similar problem on Leap Year Day when Zooey Deschanel asked me to marry her.

I had to tell her no..... via twitter.