Heard kids talking about finding their presents, so I went on the look for mine and found them all.
How'd You Find Out the Truth About Santa?
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Arn't you blatantly advertising another forum in your sig? I might whore out QCW Radio on here but they don't have an individual forum so I don't think that counts.
Banhammer time!
Banhammer time!
Kizza
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Hometown Kid
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It's ok Bones. You and I can go pick up some Popeye's. You wear blue, and I'll wear red and we'll go rollin' in the ghetto. We'll confuse the Bloods & Crips so I wont die and go watch the Royal Rumble over at HTK's.
As long as we go to a ghetto where most of the guys are wearing blue and you don't mind me turning against you when they stop the car and ask wtf is going on here... lets go!!!
That's it, we're going to Idaho. You'll be like a shadow in a brightly lit room. A brightly lit room full of torches, pitchforks, potatos and 50 year old angry white folk. lol.
Whoa whoa wait a minute. I'm not going to make it out of that scenario. Atleast with mine you would have lived. Sure a little cut here a little cut there, swollen anus, a gun shot wound here or there, I'd make sure to hit the un-important arteries/body parts. I mean come on, who really needs 2 arms?
Yeah I guess you're right. I could always replace my missing arm with a whip. Then you could reasonably survive Idaho. Seeing a crippled white man with a whip walking around with a black man carrying a bucket of fried chicken? It'd look perfectly normal.
Exactly. And if anyone tried to do something, you would have to protect me someway, or I'd tell them all that you're my dad. Nothing worse than a white having sex with a black girl, getting the girl pregnant and keeping the child.