How'd You Find Out the Truth About Santa?

[JurassicBonez]

Simple thread. How did you find out Santa wasn't real?

I was sleeping in front of the tree one year. And something kept hitting my foot. It was a huge box. I rubbed my eyes and saw something walking away. I wispered "Santa?" and the guy turns around and it's my dad. He turns back around and walks away. Alls I said was aw man, I couldn't sleep for the rest of the night.

 

[noumenon]

Eh, I stopped believing in Santa at a pretty young age. Even as a kid I thought it seemed pretty far fetched and kind of creepy actually. I just remember telling my parents "I know there's no Santa, so you don't have to pretend there is."

I remember being a bit creeped out by the idea of the Easter Bunny. Could you imagine some mammoth rabbit making his way into your house while you sleep?

 

[MizMasta3000]

I saw my mom wrapping gifts at like 3 in the morning while eating the cookies i made for Santa. I never forgave her

 

[Dre]

I've stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 7 years old because of my mother. I remember when I was making my Christmas list and one of the items that I wanted was the Wrestlemania 2000 video game for the Nintendo 64. Then when Christmas day came around and I went to go open my presents, I've got a note from Santa Claus saying that he didn't have Wrestlemania 2000 so instead I had to settle with WCW Mayhem. I knew it was a lie cause I seen that the note was in my mother's hand writing.

 

[MizMasta3000]

you could tell your moms handwriting at 7?

 

[JurassicBonez]

You gota know you're parents handwritting for when you forge sick notes.

 

[Kizza]

I asked my mum.

Me: Is Santa actually real?
Mum: Nope.
Me: Do I still get presents?
Mum: Yep.
Me: Nice *goes back to sleep*

Never believed in Tooth Fairy though. Too ridiculous.

And anyone who doesn't know their parents' handwriting at 7 is Blue.

 

[JurassicBonez]

Me and my little brother tried robbing the tooth fairy. My mom snuck in my room and was going to take my brothers tooth. We had bunk beds. So I was hiding up on top and he was under the bottom bed on the floor. He heard footsteps and grabed her foot. And I jumped off the top of bed and yelled "Gotcha Bitch". We aint get any money, but our ass' were soar as hell for a while.

 

[Kizza]

Rofl.

Fairies sounded gay so I never believed them.

 

[MizMasta3000]

lol@bonez

 

[Quintastic One]

Wait.....there's no Santa?

 

[PeepShow]

I knew it was a lie cause I seen that the note was in my mother's hand writing.

This. Worked every time up until I was old enough to distinguish my mother's writing.

 

[Famou$ 187]

Santa is real and he is following me on Twitter. Naw but seriously I don't even remember how old I was.

 

[monkeystyle]

Found all the presents before Christmas one year. Can't remember how old I was.

 

[Wrestling Station]

I don't believe in Christmas. So thats about it I guess lol.