How AJ can be a better Diva by Daniel Bryan

[Death Dealer]

From Bryan's WWE Facebook page.

I wanted to publicly share some things that AJ can do to make herself a better Diva:


- Be taller. Not sure how? How about trading in those Chuck Taylors for a nice pair of heels?
- Adopt a strict vegan lifestyle to stay mentally and physically fit. Maybe if you stop eating eggs, you’ll stop walking on eggshells all the time.
- Highlight your beauty through silence. Be seen but not heard.
- Focus on inspiring others as a role model, exhibiting real beauty on the inside and outside … like me.
- How about trading in those skulls you wear on your clothes for the butterfly of the Divas Title?
- Remember that “gamer” really means “loser couch potato”.
- Only champions have enough discipline to not get fat from eating vegan animal crackers. Please stop asking me to share and buy a second box.
- Just consider that Pokemon is a silly children’s game and will prevent people from taking you seriously.
- To create a constant glow, fill yourself with the blissful reality that you are dating the World Heavyweight Champion!

D.B.

D-Bryan is fucking amazing.

 

[Postman Dave]

Many excellent points here. :

 

[Lover Boy]

Daniel Bryan is such an excellent heel, may he never go back to being face.

 

[Catfish Billy]

Where is "- get the fuck back into the kitchen and make me a veggie burger"?

 

[The Viper]

Good God this is genius. Absolutely brilliant. Although, I like that AJ wears Chuck's

But her in heels would be phenomenal, too.

 

[Smart Marx]

All you bitch made motherfuckers need to leave my AJ alone.


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[Catfish Billy]

All you bitch made motherfuckers need to leave my AJ alone.


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As hot as AJ is DB > AJ!

 

[The Viper]

All you bitch made motherfuckers need to leave my AJ alone.


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Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh.

I agree with Billy, though. DB > AJ

 

[Smart Marx]

That's gay.

You guys can fight over DB, I'll take my AJ.


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[The Viper]

That's gay.

You guys can fight over DB, I'll take my AJ.


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YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

 

[Lover Boy]

That's gay.

You guys can fight over DB, I'll take my AJ.


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She might enjoy 90210 as much as you do.

 

[The Viper]

She might enjoy 90210 as much as you do.

Its called Beverly Hills 90210, beotch.

 

[Hoss]

She's probably as bigger fan of Buffy The Vampire Slayer, either way, #HEEL is already fapping.

But yeah, D-Bry fits the heel role like a glove. I do think his theme could use an update. It sounds too 'valiant' for a mostly cowardly heel. He could still use the same base song, but maybe a second remix of it is order? A slower more obnoxious one, somehow, but still something he can trot to the ring to while shouting "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"

 

[Castiel]

AJ & Bryan, it's hard to decide who I love more. Bryan gets a point here though.... get taller is a great tip!

 

[Starlight]

D-Bryan needs to quit his yappin and grab himself a burger and fries..if not I'll take one