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Nancy’s House Region
Pork: Well Fuji here we are again for another set of brackets and regions and well just about everything that deals with horror movies.
Fuji: Yes we are Pork, look out our bracket below for this region. It has a strong group of hero’s here Nancy is the front runner for this but as I look through it there are a few others that just might kick her in the ass and take it from her. Don’t count out Ripley or Dutch from Predator either. So here we go with Round 1.
1. Nancy Thompson - Nightmare on Elm Street
2. Ripley - Alien series
3. Rachel Carruthers - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
4. The Losers Club - from IT
5. Kate Lloyd - The Thing
6. Lionel Cosgrove - Dead Alive
7. The Monster Squad
8. Paul Sheldon - Misery
9. Quint - Jaws
10. Laurie Strode - Halloween
11. Fool - The People Under The Stairs
12. Dutch - Predator
13. Cherry Darling - Planet Terror
14. Dawn O'Keefe - Teeth
15. Brigitte Fitzgerald - Ginger Snap
16. Taylor - Poltergeist II
Nancy Thompson (1)
Pork: Nancy is just you quintessential teenager who gets stalked by a murdering child molester in her dreams. Nancy is one bad ass.
Fuji: Don’t forget Porks that she put him to sleep not once but a few times. Nancy and Freddy were seemingly connected.
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Tayler (16)
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Tayler (16)
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Pork: Fuji what is your take on Taylor? I like the guy and who he is but I think he is a undervalued character in the film.
Fuji: Pork, Taylor has sound advice and came to help. He is a great badass that flew over a cuckoo nest in life. Plus he served 10 years in jail for a crime he didn’t commit the actor himself. I like this guy. What a badass.
Ripley (2)
Pork: Ripley what can I say that we did not cover in the Weekly Wed Night Scream thread (shameless plug). Ripley was a woman with a drive to survive and when dead she kept coming back because of dumb ass scientists thought they could clone her and keep and eye one those damn aliens.
Fuji I couldn’t have said it better but I think she could take this whole region even over Nancy as she has fought numerous beasts and keeps coming back for more.
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Brigitte Fitzgerald (15)
Pork: Fuji tell us what Brigitte has to offer us in this round. I mean she fights were wolves is there anything else?
Fuji: Well she is the sister of the main killer/were wolf in the first movie and is shown through out the series as a strong heroine for the franchise. Her sister looked like she was going to kill her several times through out the film. She is a beast and a fairly decent match for Ripley.
Rachel Carruthers (3)
Fuji: I like this girl Rachel as she fought of the masked terror known as Michael. She watched Jamie for her foster family and saved him and herself in the process.
Pork: Any girl who is 17 and fights off Michael Myers is a winner in my book. I hope she can go far in this tourney but who knows. It is up to the fans to decide this one.
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Dawn O’Keefe (14)
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Dawn O’Keefe (14)
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Pork: Fuji I have not heard of this film but from what I have read, I want nothing to do with this fish. She scares me as she is trying to figure out what is going on with her.
Fuji Pork you are right, this chick is growing teeth in her vagina, she has a barracuda booda. Dawn has no clue what is going on with her and ends up hurting people because of her toothy camel toe.
The Losers Club (4)
Pork: This group of misfits is a strong group that took out a killer clown named Pennywise, who by the way was an alien, then they have the task to get rid of Penny again when they are all adults.
Fuji: Yes they did, in fact when they were older we get the great John Ritter along with John Boy from the Waltons. This group really was a bunch of misfits no wonder they called themselves the Losers club, but they did the job not once but twice.
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Cherry Darling (13)
Cherry Darling (13)
Pork: This is one hot chick that can shoot you with her leg. She actually kind of scares me but I would……..well you know what I mean.
Fuji: I know, I know, but she is just as deadly as anyone else in this bracket. In fact she can be down right explosive.
Kate Lloyd (5)
Pork: This chick kills aliens that take over human bodies and look like them. She figured out that nothing of non human dna could not be in one of the fake alien human bodies. She then took them down.
Fuji: You know what you are correct. Those pesky aliens who looked like a giant Flea in the beginning but changed into humans was quite a mess and quite a ride.
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Dutch (12)
Dutch (12)
Fuji: Dutch is one smart guy and a lucky one at that for laying in the mud.
Pork: Dutch was lucky he found that out by covering himself in mud that he would not be visible to the predator and his thermal vision. Dutch though can seriously damage some people and could be a good dark horse in this round. I would not count him out just yet but since this is just starting you never know.
Lionel Cosgrove (6)
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Pork: Lionel had some mommy issues but managed to come out with the girl at the end of the day. Not a bad haul considering he had to deal with some zombie.
Fuji: Yes Lionel did have some issues but he fought off a rat had his moms ear fall into a bowl soup and she kept calling him and treating him like shit, but in the end he was walking tall.
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Fool (11)
Fool (11)
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Pork: Well Fool here is not hitting knuckle pucks like he did in the Mighty Ducks but he is trying to help his family in this movie and does well for himself throughout the film with friends but the psycho’s just keep coming.
Fuji: Well he did get some help from one badass Ving Rhames in this film who has been notorious for being a badass. So Fool heres to you and good luck.
The Monster Squad (7)
Pork: This group of preteen friends come together to take out Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, and Gillman. What an awesome bunch of kids, they do what others like us wish we could do when we were 12.
Fuji: Pork you know what I reviewed this film at some point and time but not sure where and it was awesome. These guys are the Goonies of Horror films. What can stop them in this tourney other than puberty.
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Laurie Strode (10)
Laurie Strode (10)
Pork: Laurie was a great sister who kept getting stalked by her brother Michael. Laurie could also take this as she has survived a lot of crap dealing with her brother.
Fuji: Laurie was pretty durable in dealing with Michael. She fought him off a few times and escaped a hospital from him. Laurie is one hell of fighter.
Paul Sheldon (8){/b]
Pork: Paul fought off a crazy fanatic fan who loved his books. She held him captive and broke his ankle with a sledge hammer.
Fuji: Paul was a pretty tough cookie, I think I would have cried getting hit in the ankle with a sledge hammer. He is a resilient man and if he took a beating I bet he would come out fighting in this tourney.
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Quint (9)
Quint (9)
Pork: Quint was a shark hunting drunk who sang songs and told tales of shark horror like never before.
Fuji: Quint was such an influence in the movie and I feel that he made the movie just because of his accent and draw. Quint was even used for the horrible Dana Carvey movie Master of Disguise. Quint was a shark hunting god.
Like before post your votes in the thread and happy voting.