Happy 45th birthday Batista

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Batista who is returning tonight turned 45 a few days ago. Do you guys think its too late for Dave to be making a return or he'll do just fine?
 

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OH HELLLLL YEAH!!

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It feels like Batista's always been older but never really shown it. I mean he's Triple H's age but doesn't quite seem it. Either way, he may have just turned 45 but he still dresses like a 20 year old in the weirdest way possible!
 

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He's an absolute Animal despite his age.
 

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Ricardo Rodriguez commented on his skinny jeans :lol:
 

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A hugely underwhelming return. For one, his attire was so suspect, it's not even funny. On your return day, you couldn't even hit a legit Batista Bomb because of your stupid jeans? That's when you know you've made a shitty decision. Stupid hipster.

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That sweater jacket he was wearing was also questionable
 

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I'm sure he will read this happy bday thread. :inferno:

And he always has the gayest accessories, at least he got rid of the nose ring
 

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I also don't know why he shaved his goatee. It's like he tried to fuck himself up as much as possible before his return :lol:
 

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I'm sure he will read this happy bday thread. :inferno:

And he always has the gayest accessories, at least he got rid of the nose ring

Actually, it looked like he still had it... I just don't get the nose ring at all. C'mon, dude...
 

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Idk why he couldn't wear this
 

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I'm sure he will read this happy bday thread. :inferno:

And he always has the gayest accessories, at least he got rid of the nose ring

Actually, it looked like he still had it... I just don't get the nose ring at all. C'mon, dude...

He definitely still had the nose ring.
 

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ugh he's a face and still dresses like a club kid AWESOME
 

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ugh he's a face and still dresses like a club kid AWESOME

I know, right? He honestly looked like he was trying to appeal to 21-year-olds. He probably figures some of the younger fans might not know who he is and this is his attempt to get them to identify with him.