Give Parental Advice

[Sabretooth]

A new game out of the mind of Sabretooth. I'll start off by writing a situation. You pretend youre the parent and come up with a solution. Then you cone up with a situation and the next person finds a solution and it keeps going.




I want to go to a party but there's gonna be alcohol. I'm only 18. I don't want to look like a pussy by not going but I don't wanna end up drinking too much and getting hurt. Solution?

 

[The Viper]

Listen, son. You're already a bitch. I'm ashamed that my wife had to give birth to such a bitch BUT I am your dad so I'm gonna give you some advice.

Don't be an even bigger bitch and just go. You'll be fine. Call me and I'll pick you up whenever if that'll make you feel better.

 

[Lover Boy]

18 is the legal age in England for drinking, move from your shit country to a great one like the UK.

 

[Sabretooth]

Ok now you come up with another situation

 

[Fuji Vice]

I want to go to a party but there's gonna be alcohol. I'm only 18. I don't want to look like a pussy by not going but I don't wanna end up drinking too much and getting hurt. Solution?

Yer' grounded. Be a pussy in your room.

18 is the legal age in England for drinking, move from your shit country to a great one like the UK.

Yeah, where he can pay three times the amount of money for beer that's three times worse.

 

[Sabretooth]

So my fun game turns into a battle about beer. Fantastic

 

[Fuji Vice]

So my fun game turns into a battle about beer. Fantastic

How about some advice from you instead? I have in front of me three bottles of beer. One of them says "Lost Coast 8 Ball Stout", the next says "Garrison Imperial IPA" and the third says "Lion's Winter Ale".

Which one should I drink?

 

[Sabretooth]

How about some advice from you instead? I have in front of me three bottles of beer. One of them says "Lost Coast 8 Ball Stout", the next says "Garrison Imperial IPA" and the third says "Lion's Winter Ale".

Which one should I drink?

Lions winter

 

[Orobin Thor]

none of the above. Throw all those fuckers away and grab a Budweiser XD

 

[Fuji Vice]

Lions winter

Thanks. After all that I just ended up drinking a glass of bourbon.

none of the above. Throw all those fuckers away and grab a Budweiser

Better yet, why not just drink a glass of puke? It'll taste the same and it won't cost me anything.

 

[Sabretooth]

Well I can see this game went to shit :

 

[Orobin Thor]

Better yet, why not just drink a glass of puke? It'll taste the same and it won't cost me anything.

Nah puke tastes like pukes. I'm a Grey Goose man anyways.