General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Sky]

Shit like Habakkuk and Nahum and Zephaniah are just filler

 

[Chris]

I don't remember which but one of the gospels were obviously written way after the others and it's so funny bc Jesus is like the ultimate badass in it where in the others he had noted flaws and mistakes

 

[Sky]

I don't remember which but one of the gospels were obviously written way after the others and it's so funny bc Jesus is like the ultimate badass in it where in the others he had noted flaws and mistakes

John was the one that was written after

 

[Butters]

the die hard treatment

 

[Sky]

Mark was the one that got written first

 

[Sky]

Luke and Matthew came together, stealing from Mark and from another source we haven't found yet

 

[Butters]

the book of michael bay

 

[Chris]

Yeah I'm pretty sure John was complete fan fic over a hundred years after anyone that knew Jesus lived

 

[Sky]

John is from after Revelation

 

[Sky]

And we know this because Revelation contains coded references to Roman emperors who oppressed Christians

 

[28 Jakes Later]

My bad for starting this

I usually try to not talk religion

 

[Sky]

The Beast is Nero because "666" means "Nero Caesar" in some sort of weird Biblical numbering system

 

[Loochblade]

And then T-Bar wrote the Book of Retribution

 

[Chris]

Roman records are the best we have for the time sadly too, that's how we know he was crucified bc they bragged about it

 

[Chris]

My bad for starting this I usually try to not talk religion

we're not fighting tho lol I like religious history. Dak isn't here