General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Sky]

Glad we're having sensible takes

 

[Sky]

I bet Dak is getting mad behind his keyboard

 

[Chris]

Jesus did certainly exist whether he performed miracles or not tho lol everyone believes that, it was thousands of years after the pyramids were built when he lived

 

[Chris]

Davey Crockett existed even though he didn't do 90% of what his song says he did

 

[Sky]

You know what's weird? You know the story of the creation in 7 days?

 

[Butters]

ok take it back

 

[Sky]

There's straight up another different creation story right after it that they forgot to take out

 

[Sky]

And they're incompatible with each other

 

[Butters]

directors cut

 

[Death By Looch]

Your butt is a director's cut

 

[Sky]

Also there's Ezekiel 23 which is basically Biblical Rule34

 

[Sky]

Jerusalem and Samaria turned into women who have a lot of sex

 

[Death By Looch]

That can't be true

 

[Death By Looch]

All those bible people say sex is bad

 

[Sky]

Bible Gateway passage: Ezekiel 23 - New International Version - UK

Two adulterous sisters - The word of the LORD came to me: ‘Son of man, there were two women, daughters of the same mother. They became prostitutes in Egypt, engaging in prostitution from their youth. In that land their breasts were fondled and their virgin bosoms caressed. The elder one was...

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