General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Chris]

All those bible people say sex is bad

they were the villains i think tho

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Home of the classic line: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

 

[Samoa Looch]

they were the villains i think tho

Oh, then it's okay

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Do you think any sheltered Bible Belt teens ever got off to that?

 

[Chris]

Do you think any sheltered Bible Belt teens ever got off to that?

no bc the version they read usually phrases it much cleaner

 

[Toilet]

Do you think any sheltered Bible Belt teens ever got off to that?

i am right now

 

[Chris]

Or they just don't read it in their own and only read what they're told to turn to so it's never seen

 

[Toilet]

i tried to read it as a kid and it was hard to follow

 

[Leon TrotSky]

It's the closest thing to Bible porn outside of the Song of Solomon

 

[Chris]

Lol every popular story is like 4 lines in it and it's still one of the longest books ever, it's insane

 

[Chris]

All the cool stuff like Noah's arc, eating the apple, Jesus doing his miracles, barely any of the book. Then it's just telling you what you can't do the rest of the time

 

[Toilet]

yeah its some shit

 

[Toilet]

its like dragonball having 900 episodes and 879 of them filler

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Genuinely all the good stuff is in Genesis, Exodus, and the Gospels

 

[Leon TrotSky]

Oh and Revelation because you can sense the drug trip energy