Referring facetiously to a whipping mechanism that is impractical and has no injurious effects, or to someone who is not any fun or who is lazy. As part of a metaphor for unproductive action because pushing a wet noodle, as opposed to pulling it, accomplishes nothing.
Wait... you're working where people hit other people with their wet noodles?Jimmy King said:Sounds like what they do at my work but they wait for the person to slip up and use that as a reason to let them go
Have you even been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad?