funny thing happened to me the other day

[Professor Booty]

Wednesday when I was up in Northern Maine visiting family, I was driving on North St in Littleton towards Houlton listening to some Brian Regan Stand Up and he was doing a joke about horses at a horse race and how one of them got away, when all of the sudden I see coming down the middle of North St, 3 unbridled full grown horses...running full speed down the middle of the road..and not just like a road in town..this is in the country on a road with a 55mph speed limit..I pulled over and failed to get out my camera on my phone because I was in such shock...only in Northern Maine

 

[Switchblake]

That must have been an insane sight. Not too much wildlife around here other than occasionally seeing a deer or some foxes.

 

[Professor Booty]

yeah they must have gotten loose from the farm they are on but it is still fuckin cray cray yo

 

[Fuji Vice]

I read that on your FB (cuz I stalk you there see) and I was like "wut?" : I've seen some runaway horses before but never at the same time as someone is telling a joke about them.

 

[Professor Booty]

yeah it's funny crazy...at first I thought I was hallucinating....and do u masturbate while u facebook stalk me?

 

[Fuji Vice]

yeah it's funny crazy...at first I thought I was hallucinating....and do u masturbate while u facebook stalk me?

Of course. I even put a couple of fingers in my butt.

 

[Professor Booty]

next time u do I want u to take scotch tape and after your done wrap it around your fingers then take the tape off and send me the tape

 

[Fuji Vice]

next time u do I want u to take scotch tape and after your done wrap it around your fingers then take the tape off and send me the tape

Will you then stick the tape in your ass and send it to Troy?

 

[Professor Booty]

of course

 

[TroyTheAverage]

That would have freaked me out. I've seen cows and even a pig or two in the road and that is no big deal, but never had seen a horse in the road. I would have just pulled over until it was away from me.

As far as the rest of the discussion in here, glad Zoey wasn't around while I read that, I had my penis in my hand.

 

[Castiel]

: What are the odds? Just when horse joke came on... awesome.

 

[Starlight]

Wouldve love to see that sight PB :laugh:

 

[Swamps]

Thats crazy, lol. Its not uncommon for horses or other live stock to get out of their areas and onto the highways in the south part of georgia I used to live in. I remember one of my neighbors goats got out of the pen one morning and charged at me! I jumped on my truck to keep from getting hit. Lucky for that damn goat I didn't have one of my rifles or shot guns in my truck or I would have shot that bastard.