Fuji's Top Twenty Most Hated Films

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I actually had Fight Club spoiled for me by people coming out of the theatre while we were waiting to go in, fucking brutal. As for Willis' acting, he was alright, but he didn't exactly set the world on fire with his work. The only person I really enjoyed in the film was Donnie Wahlberg. Anyhow, on to today's movie, one that I think MAY inspire some debate....

7. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

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After watching this film, I became convinced that it had finally happened. Yes, I realized I was getting old, because clearly I'm not the target market for this vile piece of trash. I guess if I was about 21 and living in my parents basement while playing video games non-stop and trying to figure out why I'd yet to have sex, this would probably be the movie for me. Unfortunately I'm 33 years old, have my own house and have lots of sex, so yeah, I can see why I'm missing the point here. Or maybe there really wasn't one to begin with and this movie really is just a three minute story with nearly two hours of stupid special effects shoved in. Hey, I like the director, he made Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, but you know, you can always have a fail or two on your resume as well, and boy is this one his. I think the main problem in this movie is everything about it, but if I had to peg one particular thing I hated the answer is clear...Michael Cera. Check out his awesome "acting" in this scene...

[video=youtube;dLpCZ8g5uK8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLpCZ8g5uK8[/video]​

I honestly don't get how this kid manages to get work considering he plays the same bland, dull character in virtually every film. This movie was based on a popular manga (some silly name for a sort of comic book that only nerds read) which should have told me everything I needed to prior to seeing it. I can see why people like this movie though, its like some sort of wet dream for dorks, where video game rules apply in the real world and chicks actually show interest in you. I can also see how it appeals to the younger crowd, you know, the kind that likes hip references to things that they don't understand and cool indie music that they'll go around bragging to their friends that they were first to discover before turning on the band when they sign with a major record label. Anyhow, regardless of what sort of overrated hype you've heard about this film, I personally think it blows and to be honest, if you're over 18 and like this sort of thing, I really just don't know what to say.

Tomorrow, a box of chocolate turds.
I know I'm a bit late but finally a film that I have actually seen. I am glad this film is in the list, I absolutely hated this film. I almost walked out in it because it was that bad at the cinema. Probably the worst film I have ever seen just ahead of the Time Travellers Wife.
 

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I feel like there should have been a capone smiley after that fuck.

We need the goddamn capone smiley here STAT!!

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I know I'm a bit late but finally a film that I have actually seen. I am glad this film is in the list, I absolutely hated this film. I almost walked out in it because it was that bad at the cinema. Probably the worst film I have ever seen just ahead of the Time Travellers Wife.
Man, the Time Travellers Wife isn't on my list, but it easily could be, that movie sucked major ass.
 

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Donnie Darko should have been number one. That movie was so goddamn stupid that I think I am permanently Blue from watching it twice and having to try and explain to someone what was going on in the movie.
 

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I tried watching it for the first time in ages a few weeks ago and got bored pretty quickly.
 

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4. E.T.

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Easily one of the most shockingly awful movies I've ever had the misfortune of sitting through, it blows my mind that E.T is so beloved. I mean what the hell is there to like about this movie? The wooden acting from every cast member including the puppeteer responsible for moving the damn canned ham headed creature around? The completely unispired direction from the man who had in recent years brought us the masterpiece Jaws and the action blockbuster Raiders of the Lost Ark? The paint by numbers soundtrack from a man who can put the main themes to Star Wars and the goddamn Olympics on his resume? It just literally blows my mind that such talent could turn out such utter garbage and just so you know, I didn't like it when I was a kid either so its not age that's ruined it for me. Here is perhaps my favourite scene in the whole film, one that completely defied all logic then and still does to this day...

[video=youtube;0xWMqsZOYWg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xWMqsZOYWg[/video]​

Yes, Elliot gets drunk because E.T gets drunk because apparently they have a symbiotic relationship except ITS NEVER FUCKING EXPLAINED!!! I realize this is meant to be childhood fantasy, but for fucks sake, lets treat the paying customer to just a smidgen of intelligence every now and then. Aside from that stupidity, the director, none other than super genius and Hollywood megalomaniac Steven Spielberg, decided to make a few changes to the film for its re-release. One of these changes involved editing out the secret service agents guns and replacing them with walkie talkies, something he claimed he always intended to do. Yeah right fuck face, your lying through your teeth because if you ALWAYS intended to do it then why didn't you just DO IT THE FIRST FUCKING TIME!!! If that's not enough, guess how much money this piece of crap made? Over $792 MILLION DOLLARS...proving that there is indeed one born every minute.

There are only three good things that came out of this movie. One is Drew Barrymore, two is the classic porno film E.T. - The Extra Testicle and three is the horrendously bad Atari video game that literally destroyed that company! Fuck E.T. and the spaceship he rode home on.

Next up, Las Vegas.
 

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When I was 5 it was good tried to watch again as a teen and couldn't get past ten minutes....so awful
 

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When I was 5 it was good tried to watch again as a teen and couldn't get past ten minutes....so awful
I honestly didn't remember ever liking it so I called up my mom and asked her and you know what, she said I hated it when I was little so I guess either I'm weird or I saw through the bullshit at an early age.

Forgot to mention it in the summary, but another good thing about E.T. is those damn Reeses Pieces...they're addictive!
 

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ET cereal was the worst
 

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ET cereal was the worst

The best part about that cereal was the commercial, which thanks to YouTube we can watch over and over again.

[video=youtube;DW_0TCfFeaQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW_0TCfFeaQ[/video]

Check out how much of a diva E.T. is there, only allowing his hand to be shown on screen. Obviously all that Hollywood hype got to his fat head pretty quick.
 

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I hear he now fucks boys.
 

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I hear he now fucks boys.

He probably fucked a few back when they were filming that shit, Henry Thomas always had a funny look on his face when he came out of the closet.
 

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Fuji, I love you long time. I seriously thought I was the only one in the United States that HATES E.T. I can just never get into it. Watched it once. Hated the shit out of it. My parents then told me I need to watch it again (they love this damn movie :lol:). "Maybe I missed some stuff". Saw it one more time. Hated it more. Fuck that God awful, overrated piece of shit.

This list is 1000x more fabulous now because of E.T. being added.
 

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Fuji, I love you long time. I seriously thought I was the only one in the United States that HATES E.T. I can just never get into it. Watched it once. Hated the shit out of it. My parents then told me I need to watch it again (they love this damn movie :lol:). "Maybe I missed some stuff". Saw it one more time. Hated it more. Fuck that God awful, overrated piece of shit.

This list is 1000x more fabulous now because of E.T. being added.
Thanks man, but what really concerns me is how much your parents love it. :lol:
 

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At least they did the right thing and digitally replaced the guns with walkie talkies....ugh they should replaced ET with a crite from Critters would have made this movie awesome
 

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I never watched the remake, did they really do that? I thought it was just a skit on the episode of South Park