Fuji's First Annual Summarize WWE Contest~!

[Fuji Vice]

Alright, so here's the basic idea. As most of you know, I'm going to be on vacation in Europe for the next 20 days, which means that I won't be watching any WWE programming during that time. Rather than read the dirts or recap sites, I'm giving YOU the chance to recap the weekly programming for me and the best part is that I'll be providing a BIG prize to the winner. No, not just rep, which of course every entrant will receive, but something a little bit bigger. What that is remains to be seen but for now just imagine it's an all-expense paid vacation to Hawaii even though that's not what it'll actually end up being. :

Anyhow, there's only a few rules you need to follow so check them out....

- Recaps must only include BOTH Raw and Smackdown. I love NXT but I also know what's happening on it for the next few weeks because I stupidly read the spoilers. For this contest, I only want to know what happened on Monday and Thursday nights and, most importantly, how it affects the current build to Wrestlemania.
- Recaps must be kept to under 500 words, since I'll be doing my best to avoid my computer for the majority of my vacation. That's just over 3 1/2 tweets worth of material, so feel free to get creative.
- Speaking of creative, bonus points will obviously be awarded for humour since y'all know how much I love to laugh. Thoroughness, humour and creativity are key as they will help me determine the overall winner.
- Recaps are due each Saturday at 10 AM GMT (use Google if you need to check the time difference in your area) so I can read them before I head out for the day.
- Upon my return I'll re-assess all of the recaps and decide the GRAND PRIZE WINNER (not of an all-expense paid trip to Hawaii though)!!!!
- HAVE TEH FUN~!

All interested parties can register in this thread at any point BEFORE tomorrow night's Raw. Recaps should be posted in here also, just to keep things nice and neat.

Registered Parties

1. The Linebacker
2. Wang Chung
3. Sabretooth

 

[Postman Dave]

oh I am all over this

 

[Fuji Vice]

oh I am all over this

Great to hear, looking forward to seeing what you've got for me.

 

[Wang Chung]

I will give it a go but I must say I haven't watched smack down in a few years.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I will give it a go but I must say I haven't watched smack down in a few years.

Well, you don't have to watch all of WWE's programming to do these recaps. You can just paraphrase what you read on the usual recap sites if you want, while offering your own take on things of course. Nobody should be asked to watch all 5 hours of WWE programming just to recap them for me. :

 

[Sabretooth]

I guess I'll take a stab at it

 

[Wang Chung]

Well, you don't have to watch all of WWE's programming to do these recaps. You can just paraphrase what you read on the usual recap sites if you want, while offering your own take on things of course. Nobody should be asked to watch all 5 hours of WWE programming just to recap them for me.

Well well well. Guess I will have some fun with this then. Dave I am coming for you since you I feel will be tough to beat.

Oh and Fuji I would watch anything to recap for you but there will not be any Jesse Ventura dropping lotion on people this time though.

 

[Postman Dave]

Opening Talky Bit. Seth Rollins is a great heel. Roman Reigns didn't talk about suffin' succotash, but instead dared Rollins to cash in at WM. And there's your main event for the evening.

Dean Ambrose vs. Intercontinental Champion Bad News Barrett happened. Guess who lost? Anyway, Luke Harper has joined in the IC title fun.

Apparently, the advert Miz stole from Mizdow was about Viagra. And it premiered in front of the locker room. Hilarity ensued.

Bray Wyatt burned a casket, because symbolism.

Tag Champs & Nattie vs. Usos & Naomi. Naomi pinned Nattie. Tyson & Nattie had more marital woes. Kidds facials were fantastic though.

John Cena got pissy about not having a WM match. Steph shut him down beautifully. Curtis Axel then got involved & got the biggest pop of his career. You can probably guess how his match with Cena went then. Rusev still won't give Cena his match.

HHH fires Booker T & rehires him to show off his power. Possibly because he remembered how much fun the WM 19 build was and realised he could revisit it here

Madusa is in the HOF

Jon Stewart & Seth Rollins had a segment, it was great. Stewart was clearly having a great time. Randy Orton's music interrupts before Rollins can attack Stewart, so he goes low & bails.

Nikki Bella vs. Paige. Brie caused a DQ, AJ returned to a huge pop. Looks like a tag match at WM, which I'm totally fine with.

Paul Heyman cuts a promo, of course it was good.

Daniel Bryan beat Luke Harper. Dolph Ziggler currently has the title belt.

Seth Rollins beat Roman Reigns after Randy Orton's assist. Yep you read that right.

Luckily, Reigns got his own back by destroying everyone, & possibly murdering Seth Rollins with a spear. Like, one of his old school "may have legit broken him in two" spears.

 

[Wang Chung]

Alright you get the Hulu Version.
Rollins comes put runs his mouth and Reigns appears. The basically call each other crap and a match for tonight is made.

Bray taunted Taker. He seems mad Taker has not appeared or has said anything and sniffs gas and light the casket on fire.

Cena whines about Rusev telling no. He says he wants in on Andre Rumble 2.0. Steph says you don't just announce you are in. Cena says the others did and they are not murderers lane. Axel comes out and gets killed by Cena Axel mania looks dead, brother.

HHH abuses his power after Booker told him not take Sting lightly at all since everyone did like the nwo, hogan, and flair and Bischoff did. Booker fired then rehired.

John Stewart makes Rollins look like a monkey with his words of wisdom. Rollins goes after him, Orton appears so Rollins get kicked in the junk and Stewarts runs and hides.

Bella crap with Paige and then AJ appears. Who knows Paige and AJ had words at the end in the back. (Read in Peter Griffin Voice) who the hell cares.

Heyman does what Heyman does best. Talk and make everyone look good.

Rollins upstaged Reigns again but had help in Orton for the win. Reigns looked like a goof and jumped over the ropes and took out everyone. Speared Big Slow and then Rollins in mid Air. Ran around the ring for a bit like a goof.

 

[Postman Dave]

So just the 3 matches on Hull then?

 

[Wang Chung]

So just the 3 matches on Hull then?

Yeah I would have cut the women's match and put db on instead

 

[Postman Dave]

Smackdown 5/3/15

Opening Talky Bit: R-Truth stole the IC title again

Uppercats def. Matadores, because duh

Big Show & Kane are in the Battle Royal. Yay.

Ryback beat Kane, so Kane made him face Big Show. Big Show then beat Ryback. At least it's all in one segment I guess

Bray Wyatt has possession of the urn. No backstory as to how he got it though. I'm guessing shenanigans of some sort.

AJ Lee beat Brie Bella. I think we've already had more wrestling than Monday at this point.

New Day beat Miz & Mizdow. Miz has a small dick

Rusev beat Jack Swagger yet again.

Axelmania wants to take down Rusev at Wrestlemania. Man, someone's getting Cena fucked again on Monday

Dean Ambrose & Dolph Ziggler beat Bad News Barrett & Luke Harper. Somehow, BNB didn't eat the pinfall.

Post match, Daniel Bryan had the IC title, but was blindsided by Stardust & mid card mediocrity of life.