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[Jose Tortilla]

:laugh: U mad?

Eugene hits the stunner on Khali, followed by a Hulk Hogan leg drop..

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Khali kicks out.

 

[Donald Trump_]

eugene is mad. he takes off his tights and shoves them down khali's throat causing him to bleed anally which eugene got from lawler. khali gets pinned 1-2-3-. after lying there with anal bleeding for the next 2 days w/ no doctors helping him khali dies. it is then revealed khali was long lost son of woopi goldberg. woopi goldberg sues WWE for emotional pain for every dime they have until wwe is reduced to a wrestling arena on a texas ranch that never travels.

stone cold comes back to wwe to make it bigger. like he did with attitude era. woopi goldberg, now a billionaire is happy enough to do a feud with stone cold with her being the kayfabe owner of wwe. it is an attempt to replace the austin/mcmahon feud. the feud starts with woopi goldberg trying to get stone cold to put on dread locks, similiar to how vince made stone cold wear a suit.

 

[Rysenberg]

His first order of business is to proclaim his dominance to the rest of the locker room. He takes an unconscious Jerry Lawler and drags him into the ring. He then precedes to wax Lawler's back hair into the shape of a smiley face. He then strips Lawler naked, covers him in peanut butter, and crucifies him on Undertaker's cross which was conveniently left underneath the ring.

That would be an amazing Raw episode that ever happened.