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[Jose Tortilla]

Teddy looks, is in :shock: and says: Hold on now playa, this is getting way too 'deep'. Khali gets mad and chops his ass.

 

[Stopspot]

Vince in response. Moves the product to Antarctica

 

[Jose Tortilla]

Ok, so the story has ended? :facepalm:

 

[#Heel1]

No. Khali and Teddy walk down the ice covered ramp and start the Khali kiss cam segment, but there is nobody in the audience because they are in Antarctica. So Khali and Teddy kiss again because the show must go on.

 

[Stopspot]

The penguins start throwing chairs into the ring. Vince moves the entire show back to the states but leaves Khali and Teddy

 

[#Heel1]

The penguins start throwing chairs into the ring. Vince moves the entire show back to the states but leaves Khali and Teddy

Khali and Teddy build an igloo and use the lights and scaffolds left from the set to start a fire. They only have left overs from the show and will eventually need extra people around so they can hunt for caribou. When the northern lights begin to show over the vast tundra, the mood is shifted. 9 months pass, and Teddy jr. and Khali jr. are born. Now they tend the igloo while the men hunt.

 

[Stopspot]

They then realize Antarctica is the south pole and has neither caribou or northern light. Meanwhile Vince books himself in a US title feud with Linda.

 

[Rysenberg]

Shock Dolph was getting buried just as they did it.

 

[Crayo]

How did this get into penguins?

 

[Stopspot]

How did this get into penguins?

Vince moving the product to Antarctica temporarily that's how.

 

[Asskicker]

Have the Penguins vs Khali in an handicap iron match for the World Heavyweight Championship.

 

[#Heel1]

The penguins beat Khali so severely that he ends up needing mouth to mouth CPR from his partner Teddy. Teddy can't help himself again and forgets about the CPR part, but continues the mouth to mouth. All of the penguins that were still watching have now dispersed, except for that one gay penguin in a belly shirt.

 

[Rysenberg]

Vince decides to re-hire Lawler as commentator as lone commentator.

 

[#Heel1]

Lawler's first calls: "Ummm... err... so Teddy is... umm... setting Khali up for a... type of reverse ground bear hug. He has in in snug. Khali is letting out these... err... deep... shrieks. Teddy is... umm... [vomits]...uhh.... thrusting [more vomiting] Khali rapidly. [Lawler disappears under the announce table.]

 

[Donald Trump_]

michael cole, now a wrestler, cashes in his money in the bank and pins the already injured penguins for world title.