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[#Heel1]

As Michael Cole is going from turnbuckle to turnbuckle celebrating, he accidentally slips on Teddy's spilled lube and hurts his gooch. Sadly, there are no EMTs in Antarctica, so Michael Cole just cries and rolls around in the lube until the pain goes away.

 

[Donald Trump_]

michael cole gives up the world title becuz of lube related injury and is out for several months. guess who gets the world title. michael cole then makes his injury return just in time to challenge undertaker's undefeated streak and puts up his own undefeated streak on the line.

 

[#Heel1]

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-*- WRESTLEMANIA STREAK VS. STREAK MATCH -*-​

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Penguin Stadium, South Pole, Antarctica​

Lawler is not commentating anymore after he had gotten violently ill almost a year ago. Khali and Teddy have taken over since.

Michael Cole defeats Undertaker on the grandest stage. The penguins come into the ring and raise Cole high and present him with the Golden Ice Cube, the penguins most prestigious honor. Teddy and Khali are so emotionally struck by this sight that they begin to wrestle underneath the announce table.​

 

[Donald Trump_]

while Khali and teddy are wresling Khali accidentally falls on teddy and kills him. because of teddy's death vince decides to put more black people on the show, part of which is making woopi goldberg the womens champion.

Further more, WWE loves their penguins so much they decide to make a penguin movie starring michael cole.

 

[Stopspot]

People didn't notice the post where I pointed out that Vince moved WWE back to America and just left Khali and Teddy by themselves on the south pole?

 

[SpaceR]

Meanwhile, in the US version of the product, Big Show gets a push.

 

[#Heel1]

Big Show gets a push for a shot at the Womens Championship. There is a triple threat match between him, Whoopi Goldberg and Khali. Khali drags Teddy's corpse to the ring and gives it a kiss for good luck before the match.

Big Show punches Whoopi's teeth out. As she lies there, he takes Teddy's corpse and throws it into Michael Cole's gooch while he's commentating. Khali runs after Teddy and Big Show pins Whoopi and becomes the new Women's Champion.

Unfortunately for Khali, Teddy's head got lodged in Cole's gooch. Khali tugged and tugged and finally got Teddy out. Well... most of him. Teddy's head was still stuck in Cole's gooch. Michael Cole was howling in pain. Khali applied the Vice Grip to Teddy's head and yanked with all of his might. It finally came out but Michael Cole is now wheel chair bound for the next 6 months due to the enormous spread.

 

[Crayo]

LMAO brutal. Big Show shouldn't have won though.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Big Show gets a push for a shot at the Womens Championship. There is a triple threat match between him, Whoopi Goldberg and Khali. Khali drags Teddy's corpse to the ring and gives it a kiss for good luck before the match.

Big Show punches Whoopi's teeth out. As she lies there, he takes Teddy's corpse and throws it into Michael Cole's gooch while he's commentating. Khali runs after Teddy and Big Show pins Whoopi and becomes the new Women's Champion.

Unfortunately for Khali, Teddy's head got lodged in Cole's gooch. Khali tugged and tugged and finally got Teddy out. Well... most of him. Teddy's head was still stuck in Cole's gooch. Michael Cole was howling in pain. Khali applied the Vice Grip to Teddy's head and yanked with all of his might. It finally came out but Michael Cole is now wheel chair bound for the next 6 months due to the enormous spread.

We are trying to screw WWE, remember? This sounds awesome.

 

[Asskicker]

Jerry Lawler comes back and wins the WWE Championship. Suddenly, Mark Henry comes out and slams Lawler on a table once again, causing Lawler to have anal problems once again and forfeit the title.

 

[Stopspot]

Gilberg comes out and spears Henry, impaling him on a guardrail and causing Henry to deflate like a balloon.

 

[Asskicker]

Gillberg then takes the championship and starts to make love with it live on television.

 

[#Heel1]

@[Goldberg] spears Gillberg through a metal spike and kills him. Khali takes Gillberg's corpse and adds it to his collection. Goldberg is the new WWE Champion.

His first order of business is to proclaim his dominance to the rest of the locker room. He takes an unconscious Jerry Lawler and drags him into the ring. He then precedes to wax Lawler's back hair into the shape of a smiley face. He then strips Lawler naked, covers him in peanut butter, and crucifies him on Undertaker's cross which was conveniently left underneath the ring.

 

[Jose Tortilla]

Matthews: What is that song? COULD IT BE?


*hits*

Matthews: IT IS! IT'S EUGENE! Ladies and gentleman can you believe it!!?? Eugene is back!

 

[#Heel1]

Matthews: What is that song? COULD IT BE?


*hits*

Matthews: IT IS! IT'S EUGENE! Ladies and gentleman can you believe it!!?? Eugene is back!

I can't go on. Even my antics cannot compare to how much you just screwed WWE.

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