Favorite posts.

[Deezy]

Finally got to take a look at old sites I used to go to frequently and seen some stuff I wrote that I enjoyed.

A few examples.

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Jay suffers from Krispy Kreme anus. Which if he could would eat, the fat fuck that he is.

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Sung to the tune of Kanye West's Runaway.

And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
I've been puttin' up wit' this shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the haters
H5 keep up the failures
Never really had a plan
Just flame away fast as you can

Funny picture in the porn section
Sent a picture with pickle and a chick
I don't know what it is with mods
But that was funny as shit
See, I could have been a good poster
And still be addicted to them flaming dem noobhats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

See, I always find
And I always find
Yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
I've been puttin' up with this shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the haters
H5 keep up the failures
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

R-r-ru-ru-ru-run away
Run away from me,
(Look at, look at, look at, look at you)
Flame away from me,
(Look at you, look at you, look at you)
Run away
Run away from me,


24/7, 365, UC stays on my mind
I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I'll be damned
What was your best move, having the best posters banned
Ichabod Crane with that Lamborghini top off
Stuck in a better place? N' This site full of knockoffs
Knock it off, chickenhead, cut it off
Can't talk over mai tais, thats for teh ghey
can't go bye bye, its time for fgts to pay
You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen real lulz
Dumbass motherfuckers, think ideas come from lightbulbs
Win comes with a price tag, just face it
You should leave if you can't accept the basics
Plenty whoes in the baller-smurf's matrix
Invisibly set, just like every poster is faceless
I'm just young, full of win and my humour tasteless


Oh
I haven't plamed a noob in so long
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
(Ladies and gentlemen! )
Yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast to the haters
H5 keep up the failure
Never really had a plan
Just flame away fast as you can

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Ok, so I went to one of my cousins house party. He lives in a reserve, so automatically this should be cause for concern since stupid rez indians are nuts.

So after polishing off a 40 of Weisers through a nice game of 3-man, I decide to have a larf and say my other cousins house is empty and we should all go there. Which in turn pissed him off something fierce. Which made me laugh. Little did I know some of these guys don't know how to handle their liquor since they are a drunk mess and flopping around on the snow. I was nicely telling them to leave, ok I told them to gtfo, stupid drunk takes this as an invitation to hit me, but since he was hammered it didn't even register, after I pushed the guy into a ditch. Some other asshole turns me around and my neck feels wet.

Party was broken up and I was bleeding, nothing serious. But now I have to give statements to police and now am looking for random party guy.

True story.

rofl...reserve.

It's reservation dip shit.

Where I come from its called a reserve. Was going to lrncanadalandtalkfgt.........Than I realized who I was replying to, and was like "oh shit real homo," and that would make me a meanie. Deezy don't play like that.

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I remember reading the book Green Eggs and Ham by philosopher Dr. Seuss. He's a doctor you know, which means he's super smart. Anyways after a couple of pages of Sam I am being an asshole to the unknown man, who doesn't want to try anything knew. And I wondered why Sam I Am is trying to pimp out this green eggs and ham, then it occurs to me, ITS FUCKING ACID!! Than I stopped reading and labeled Dr Suess as an acid head who is trying to trick young children to experiment with things that make you see thingamajiggers and such.

Than I began to read some more of this man Suess' (if thats his real name) work, and was flabbergasted by the liberal views the good Doctor had; The Lorax being about environmentalism and anti-consumerism; The Sneetches was about racial equality; The Butter Battle Book, about the arms race; Yertle the Turtle, about anti-fascism and anti-authoritarianism; How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, about anti-materialism; and Horton Hears a Who! about anti-isolationism and internationalism, not to mention the blatant attempt at abortion debates "A person's a person, no matter how small"

Sorry Doctor feelgood, I'm no dirty ass hippie, so I don't want what your prescribing dude.

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He makes great films, scores poon left and right, hates Zionists, and tells his cunt babymama where to stick it.

you don't get much better than that, sugar tits

Is it Christmas?

There was a lot of shit I did back in the day. One that instantly comes to mind was using 3 posts to get rid of a professional troll, when half the forum was trying for over 3 weeks.

Anybody else got some old posts that they were proud of?

 

[Rated R Superstar]

That was an amazing rap! Why the fuck aren't you in the business?! And your views on Doctor Seuss, so freaking accurate.

 

[Pete]

*Debates copy-pasting his flamewars with a certain user onto here*

What do you think, RRS? Should I or shouldn't I?

Those were some of my favourite posts because, although I was being hot-headed and immature, anger really brings out my eloquence. Those were some of the most well-worded insults I've ever aimed at anyone.

 

[Chris]

*Debates copy-pasting his flamewars with a certain user onto here*

What do you think, RRS? Should I or shouldn't I?

Those were some of my favourite posts because, although I was being hot-headed and immature, anger really brings out my eloquence. Those were some of the most well-worded insults I've ever aimed at anyone.

No one would get it, and the insults weren't that good. I wouldn't post it, but go ahead if you want to.

 

[Slim]

haha... dang. I've had some wars over the years but most of them are lost so they wouldn't matter.

 

[Prodigy]

Wow, Jay had soem heat in the past lol

 

[Derrick]

Lol this is PWM UC?

 

[AF.]

I'm a shit poster I don't have any favourite posts. I'm usually negative about everything wrestling related, because most of it sucks and I'm too lazy to construct long and meaningful posts.

3-5 lines is the most I'll write.

 

[The Cork]

lol Mel Gibson post.

Maybe I will contribute to this when the search feature stops being foolish.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I got years of stuff like this but if reposted a lot of it I may be entitled to be banned again.

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Lol this is PWM UC?

Hah! UC.

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Remember when we ran that place @deezy ?

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Ah. Good times.

 

[Deezy]

Remember when we ran that place @deezy ?

Some would blame us for it's decline, but we were the ones making one section popular while the others were ghost towns. trufax

 

[Pepe the Cholo]

Some would blame us for it's decline, but we were the ones making one section popular while the others were ghost towns. trufax

Then we had to leave. Now the whole site is gone. Coincidence? I don't think so.