GA I'll explain it to you like this. You think this is a 14-man league. It's not. The other twelve guys in this league, they're going to get into arguments and have dramatic confrontations, and weird shit like Ben Gordon scoring 45 is gonna happen. But this league, this year, is about two people. You and me.
You and I have a long history, perhaps longer than you realize. You, the favored son, always in the spotlight, always in the playoff picture, trading for the best players in the league. Me, the castoff, doomed to the consolation bracket, picking up Mike Dunleavy and Nate Robinson on waivers, just looking for a loophole to get back in where I belong. And when I do get back in, I will kill you, and I will take over this league.
Too cryptic? Alright, let me try again. There are two sides. One is white...and one is dark.