F***. Marry. Kill.

[Fanged Fury]

fuck cyndi lauper cause she's crazy; marry madonna cause she's rick; and kill belinda.

Carrie Underwood, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga

 

[Cyrus Riddle]

Fuck Carrie, Marry Katy, Kill Gaga

Scarlett Jo, Rosario Dawson, Keira Knightly

 

[Alex Scott]

Marry Scarlett, fuck Keira, kill Rosario.

Let's hurt ourselves. Roseanne Barr, Rosie o donnell, Sally struthers

 

[Fanged Fury]

Fuck Roseanne, Marry Sally, and kill Rosie.

Jacqueline (WWE/TNA), Jazz, and Shaniqua (Linda Miles)

 

[Postman Dave]

Fuck Jacqueline (well duh), Marry Jazz (seems the homely type), Kill Shaniqua

Summer Glau, Eliza Dusku, Sarah Michelle Geller

 

[Fanged Fury]

Fuck summer, marry Sarah, and unfortunately kill Eliza. Hard one but I really like Sarah a lot.

Michelle Rodriquez, Jennifer Lopez, and shakira

 

[Starlight]

i'm not a lesbian, but if i was:

Kill Jennifer Lopez. Marry Michelle Rodriquez. Fuck Shakira.

RuPaul, Cher, and Dolly Parton

 

[Sabretooth]

Kill rupaul : fuck dolly marry Cher


supergirl, black widow, black cat

 

[Smart Marx]

Fuck Jacqueline (well duh), Marry Jazz (seems the homely type), Kill Shaniqua

Summer Glau, Eliza Dusku, Sarah Michelle Geller

Fuck summer, marry Sarah, and unfortunately kill Eliza. Hard one but I really like Sarah a lot.

Michelle Rodriquez, Jennifer Lopez, and shakira

I don't know if we can be friends now!

This is like Sophie's choice, but I'd have to marry Eliza Dushku. She's an angel.

I'd fuck Summer Glau as she's really happening right now and unfortunately I've lost interest in SMG over the years, so I'd have to kill her.

Kill rupaul : fuck dolly marry Cher


supergirl, black widow, black cat

Fuck Black Widow, have you seen ScarJo? Marry Supergirl as she's super cute and totes reliable. That leaves the cat out in the cold.

Laurie Strode from Halloween, Nancy from ANoES, Alice from Friday the 13th? Go.

 

[Swinny]

Fuck Laurie, marry Nancy, kill Alice.

Now let's go the other way...

Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jason Vorhees

:shifty:

 

[Fanged Fury]

Fuck Myers, Marry Krueger, and Kill Vorhees

and now since you got it started...

Chuckie, Leatherface, and the ghostface killer?

 

[Swinny]

Let's see...

Ultimately it depends on the Ghostface thing. Am I just fucking, marrying or killing the entity itself or the person behind the mask as well? 'Cause if it's the latter I'd wanna the Ghostface from Scream 4. Fuck Chucky 'cause he's a doll so it'd be easy. And I guess that leaves killing Leatherface which would be a pain in the ass but better than trying to fuck him.

And since I got thinking of her because of Scream 4...

Emma-off

Emma Roberts, Emma Stone, Emma Watson

 

[Smart Marx]

Let's see...

Ultimately it depends on the Ghostface thing. Am I just fucking, marrying or killing the entity itself or the person behind the mask as well? 'Cause if it's the latter I'd wanna the Ghostface from Scream 4. Fuck Chucky 'cause he's a doll so it'd be easy. And I guess that leaves killing Leatherface which would be a pain in the ass but better than trying to fuck him.

And since I got thinking of her because of Scream 4...

Emma-off

Emma Roberts, Emma Stone, Emma Watson

That's a very good question because I would totes FUCK Jill Roberts. I was like obsessed with her for like a year... speaking of:

I would marry Emma Roberts hands down. I love that woman. I would fuck Emma Stone. Do I have to clarify? You've seen her, right?

And I'd kill Emma Watson. I've never seen Harry Potter and I don't get the idolization she gets.

Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, Drew Barrymore?

 

[Fanged Fury]

Marry Cameron Diaz because she would be a blast to hang out with and she seems like the total girl next door. I would fuck Julia Roberts to just have that accolade to hang up on the wall. I've been over Drew for quite sometime, so kill her. But I did like her back in the day.

Catherina Zeta Jones, Demi Moore, and Katie Couric

 

[TeamPoser101]

Fuck: Demi Moore, definitely! She's still sexy even at her age. DAMN!

Marry: Katie Couric. She's pretty tight with Hilary Clinton still, which means that she could hook me up with those psychedelic parties that Bill Clinton throws down. Hahah

Kill: Catherine Zeta Jones, that movie she was in with George Clooney pissed me off.


Fuck. Marry. Kill.

Missy Hyatt (current day) , Mae Young , and Roseanne Barr.

Hahaha damn, sucks to be you.