F***. Marry. Kill.

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The Viper

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Game on

Marry Oprah (I'm rich, bitch!), Fuck Snooki (because why not?) and kill Boyle (lovely Lady, but no thanks).

Katie Holmes, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway.

Hey, I'd fuck Snooki as well. She actually looks good now compared to what she did in 2009.

Fuck Anne Hathaway (because I really wanna bang Anne Hathaway), Marry Katie Holmes (just because she's pretty cute and wouldn't wanna off her) and Kill Maggie (sorry, Maggie. I really am.). Easy!

Trish Stratus from 2003, Lita from 2003, Jessica Biel
 
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Hey, I'd fuck Snooki as well. She actually looks good now compared to what she did in 2009.

Fuck Anne Hathaway (because I really wanna bang Anne Hathaway), Marry Katie Holmes (just because she's pretty cute and wouldn't wanna off her) and Kill Maggie (sorry, Maggie. I really am.). Easy!

Trish Stratus from 2003, Lita from 2003, Jessica Biel

Marry Jessica Biel fuck Lita from 2003 and kill Trish Stratus from 2003

Porn stars

Asia Carrera, Christy Cannons, Ava Devine

They're all hot but still lol :)
 

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Marry Asia
Fuck Ava
Kill Christy.

Even more porn stars
Alexis Texas(I'd pick her.) Pinky, Jasmine St. Claire
 
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Marry Asia
Fuck Ava
Kill Christy.

Even more porn stars
Alexis Texas(I'd pick her.) Pinky, Jasmine St. Claire

Pretty much my picks. lol
Marry Alexis, Fuck Jasmine St. Claire, kill Pinky

Disney girls again; well maybe one or two?

Debbie Ryan, Christiana Richie, Hilary Duff
 
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Pretty much my picks. lol
Marry Alexis, Fuck Jasmine St. Claire, kill Pinky

Disney girls again; well maybe one or two?

Debbie Ryan, Christiana Richie, Hilary Duff

Fuck Christiana, marry Hilary, kill Debbie.

J-Wooow, Brittany Murphy, Christina Aguilera
 

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Well fuck J-Woww, marry Brittany Murphy (even in corpse form) and destroy Christina Aguilera once and for all.

How about P!NK, Mariah Carey and Penelope Cruz
 

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Fuck Mariah Carey, marry Penelope Cruz, kill P!NK

Anna Nicole Smith, Marilyn Monroe, Jeannette McCurdy
 

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Fuck Mariah Carey, marry Penelope Cruz, kill P!NK

Anna Nicole Smith, Marilyn Monroe, Jeannette McCurdy

Yeesh. 2 out of the 3 are dead. Oh well. Lord forgive me.

Fuck Marilyn Monroe, Marry Jennette McCurdy, Kill Anna Nicole Smith

Miranda Cosgrove, Victoria Justice, Hilary Duff
 

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Fuck Victoria
Marry Duff
Kill Cosgrove. (She was so annoying on I Carly and even Drake and Josh.)
 

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Fuck Victoria
Marry Duff
Kill Cosgrove. (She was so annoying on I Carly and even Drake and Josh.)

After you answer, you're supposed to say 3 more people but whatever.

Miley Cyrus, Emily Osment, Keke Palmer
 

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Fuck Ash Green, Marry Vanessa, and kill Tisdale.

How about Becky Hammon, Serena Williams, and Elena Robles?
 

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Fuck Ash Green, Marry Vanessa, and kill Tisdale.

How about Becky Hammon, Serena Williams, and Elena Robles?
Fuck Robels, marry Serena, kill Becky.

Rebbie Jackson, LaToya Jackson, Janet Jackson
 

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Fuck Rebbie. Kill Latoya. Marry Janet.

How about:

Channing Tatum, Adam Levine, and Matt Damon