Game on
Marry Oprah (I'm rich, bitch!), Fuck Snooki (because why not?) and kill Boyle (lovely Lady, but no thanks).
Katie Holmes, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway.
Hey, I'd fuck Snooki as well. She actually looks good now compared to what she did in 2009.
Fuck Anne Hathaway (because I really wanna bang Anne Hathaway), Marry Katie Holmes (just because she's pretty cute and wouldn't wanna off her) and Kill Maggie (sorry, Maggie. I really am.). Easy!
Trish Stratus from 2003, Lita from 2003, Jessica Biel