F***. Marry. Kill.

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Re: F**k one, marry one, kill one, GO!

fuck Kim Basinger, kill Diane Lane, marry Scarlett Johanson

Mya, topanga, and sara goodman
 

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What sort of random group of people is this? Fuck Sara, marry Topanga, kill Myo. Whatever.

Alright, let's go Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian huh? Just as a precursor - you can only kill one of them! No cop outs. You gotta marry one and fuck one and kill one. Them's the rules!
 

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Fuck Kim, marry Kourtney, kill Khloe.

Wendy Williams, Rihanna, Halle Berry... Fuck one, marry one, kill one, go.
 

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Fuck Rihanna, marry Halle Berry, kill Wendy Williams. That one's easy.

How about Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman and Eva Mendes?
 

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Marry mila, fuck Natalie, kill Eva.

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Fuck Hewitt (couldn't marry her, she's in too many Lifetime movies), marry Upton and kill Hayek.

Ok - Danica Patrick, Candice Michelle and for some reason Cameron Diaz.
 
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Fuck Candice, Marry Danicka, Kill Carmen

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Fuck Jolie, Marry Alba, Kill Milano

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Fuck Jolie, Marry Alba, Kill Milano

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj

Fuck Gaga, marry Katy Perry, and kill nicki minaj.


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Fuck Gaga, marry Katy Perry, and kill nicki minaj.


Wonder woman, rogue, jean grey

Why wouldn't you just make all three X-Men?

I'd fuck Jean Grey, marry Rogue (I'd switch these two but Rogue's touch will kill you) and snuff wonder bitch.

Mary Jane Watson - Gwen Stacy - Felicia Hardy

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Why wouldn't you just make all three X-Men?

I'd fuck Jean Grey, marry Rogue (I'd switch these two but Rogue's touch will kill you) and snuff wonder bitch.

Mary Jane Watson - Gwen Stacy - Felicia Hardy

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Fuck MJ, marry Gwen, kill Felicia

Invisible Woman, Black Widow, Elektra... Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one, GO
 

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If we're going with the movie versions marry black widow, fuck invisible woman, reluctantly kill elektra.

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Marry Mickie, Fuck Lita, Kill Trish

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Marry Amanda Bynes. I always though she was hot during "What I like about you".
Fuck Penelope Cruz.
Kill Gwen. She was annoying as fuck, with Hollerback Girl.

Oprah, Susan Boyle, Snooki
 

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Marry Amanda Bynes. I always though she was hot during "What I like about you".
Fuck Penelope Cruz.
Kill Gwen. She was annoying as fuck, with Hollerback Girl.

Oprah, Susan Boyle, Snooki

Game on

Marry Oprah (I'm rich, bitch!), Fuck Snooki (because why not?) and kill Boyle (lovely Lady, but no thanks).

Katie Holmes, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway.