Ever Got Dumped For A Dumb Reason?

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Back when i Was 17 My BF Broke Up with Me Cause i could Fix His Car And He Couldn't.:loser:
 

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Well I would't have dumped you, if you could fix my car and I couldn't, but if you could fix my car, but wouldn't.....thems grounds for seeing other people.

I remember getting dumped in high school by a girl I didn't know I was dating. Apparently my friends had this thing where they would ask out girls on my behalf, so this wasn't a one-time experience.

Once dumped a girl because she wouldn't pretend to like wrestling or hockey, but expected me to watch Big Brother and Top Model and shit shows like that.
 
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So I took my date to the mall. I was their to buy myself clothes I had 80 dollars we had already watched a movie dinner etc. She then asked m to buy her a tshirt 10 bucks out of my budget so I was like well ok. Then a thirty dollar choker. Girls look hot in chokers so I was like sure. (Let preface this with we were 18 at the time) so we get in the truck to head home and she's like whats this on the back of the choker. I explain to her that that is where the leash is attached for some kinky sex. She dumped me even though she picked it out.
 

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Speaking of dumb this is one of the dumbest threads ever. And serious why do you guys/girls even want to hear about this stuff?
 

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Speaking of dumb this is one of the dumbest threads ever. And serious why do you guys/girls even want to hear about this stuff?

8 replies says yes. Why even post in a thread you think is dumb? That's like tuning into a TV show you hate, just to bitch about it. Makes you look like a crazy person imo.
 

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15 years old "we aren't having sex" WHAT?! I'm pretty fucking glad I didn't have sex with her at age 15. Turns out she became a real whore and has like 5 kids.
 

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15 years old "we aren't having sex" WHAT?! I'm pretty fucking glad I didn't have sex with her at age 15. Turns out she became a real whore and has like 5 kids.

Mmmmmmmmm Whores!

chick broke up with me early in high school cause one of my buddies told her I was just using her for sex...... In retrospect he was probably right, but he only did it cause a couple years earlier I had paid this other girl 5 bucks to pretend to be his girlfriend for a day.... Man, we were pricks
 

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There was this chick I was dating and we weren't talking on a regular occasion. So I pointed it out to her and told her we really aren't dating at this point, she got really offended. I mean she was crying for days then she broke up with me week later.

Well as far I was concerned I pretty much broke us up already when I told her we weren't communicating so when she decided to tell her friends to tell me that we were over days afterward I just started laughing.
 

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I should have also mentioned that the bitch broke up with me via e-mail. Yeah, E-MAIL!
Not sure why it would even bother you then. She obviously didn't take the relationship very seriously and you shouldn't either.
 

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Not sure why it would even bother you then. She obviously didn't take the relationship very seriously and you shouldn't either.

If prefer people to be a bit more courageous if that makes sense. I don't like people who hide behind computers to do that type of shit.