Dumbest things wrestling fans have said

[Smart Marx]

Foley did many things that hurt, C4 matches, getting his ear caught, thumbtacks, chokeslam through cage botch where chair concussed him and broke his tooth.

But the fall to the announce table off the HIAC and the NWO 2000 bump weren’t one of them. Those were safe and rigged.

His trip to the hospital say different and they're not working us, but I still love your commitment.

 

[RLStern]

His trip to the hospital say different and they're not working us, but I still love your commitment.

Of course he went to the hospital, you aren’t reading clearly.

Reread, his chokeslam bump sent him to the hospital, he botched got teeth broken and concussed by the chair.

The fall to the announce table however was rigged as was the NWO 2000 bump and was made safe to the fullest extent.

Wrestling is fake and there is zero reason to get emotional about it, it is to be enjoyed as movies and plays are. this is coming from a wrestler.

 

[Smart Marx]

Of course he went to the hospital, you aren’t reading clearly.

Reread, his chokeslam bump sent him to the hospital, he botched got teeth broken and concussed by the chair.

The fall to the announce table however was rigged as was the NWO 2000 bump and was made safe to the fullest extent.

Wrestling is fake and there is zero reason to get emotional about it, it is to be enjoyed as movies and plays are. this is coming from a wrestler.

He got a bruised kidney and a dislocated shoulder and those aren't from the chair.

And even if it was, still happened from taking a bump on a wrestling show.

You can't fall 20 feet off a cage and be safe. Sorry. You'll never convince me that did not hurt.

You're wrestler, ok, but every other wrestler I've ever seen talk about bumps mention how much they hurt and they show the bruises they get from them.

Like I said, agree to disagree because we're not gonna change each other's minds on this one.

 

[Brandon Blaze]

@RLStern You wanna tell me why one of my cousins, who wrestled around here, and everything like that, told me it hurts? Someone I'm close enough too, he wouldn't try to work me, so keep that in mind.

 

[Chris]

@RLStern You wanna tell me why one of my cousins, who wrestled around here, and everything like that, told me it hurts? Someone I'm close enough too, he wouldn't try to work me, so keep that in mind.

Maybe he a lil' bitch you ever consider that

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Maybe he a lil' bitch you ever consider that

Shit, you got me there.

 

[RLStern]

You can't fall 20 feet off a cage and be safe. Sorry. You'll never convince me that did not hurt.

You actually can, especially when you have safety and things to catch someone, to decrease as with Foley and the announce table.

You can say you're wrestler, but every other wrestler I've ever seen talk about bumps mention how much they hurt and they show the bruises they get from them. Like I said, agree to disagree because we're not gonna change each other's minds on this one.

Of course because you’re a fan, they’re not giving away secrets, they won’t even do that with me in the locker room.

Wrestling is 100% fake, and it’s time for fanatics to accept this, it’s a bad look.

Normal fans knew it was fake and were proud during the attitude era.

@RLStern You wanna tell me why one of my cousins, who wrestled around here, and everything like that, told me it hurts? Someone I'm close enough too, he wouldn't try to work me, so keep that in mind.

Maybe he a lil' bitch you ever consider that

Usually the ones who whine are the ones who always botched or did non wrestling stuff like steel chairs to the head.

If he says a bump hurts, he’s playing you or doing it incorrectly.

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Usually the ones who whine are the ones who always botched or did non wrestling stuff like steel chairs to the head.

If he says a bump hurts, he’s playing you or doing it incorrectly.

So the bruises and shit fake too that he gets from the bumps? Got it.

Stay committed to the gimmick.

 

[RLStern]

So the bruises and shit fake too that he gets from the bumps? Got it.

Stay committed to the gimmick.

Again, you’re not supposed to get bruised from bumps, lol, he must be doing it completely wrong.

 

[Smart Marx]

Says every wrestler in the world is lying, but believe me because I'm a wrestler.

I'll believe the medical records of hundreds of wrestlers with worn down ligaments, torn muscles, broken necks etc.

That happen from bumping on wood and steel for 300 days a year. It's not safe, it's not natural and it hurts wrestlers to subject their bodies to it, my friend.

Anyways, any new dumb things to add? This train isn't gonna gonna go any further.

 

[Brandon Blaze]

Again, you’re not supposed to get bruised from bumps, lol, he must be doing it completely wrong.

Like I said, stay committed man. It's keeping me entertained during breaks for AEW.

 

[Smart Marx]

Again, you’re not supposed to get bruised from bumps, lol, he must be doing it completely wrong.

Kurt Angle's perc addiction is pleased to know it was because he did it completely wrong, but I agree with Chuck. I like you.

Any other dumb things fans say to add? This thread could use a new flavor to keep it rolling.

 

[RLStern]

Says every wrestler in the world is lying, but believe me because I'm a wrestler.

Kurt Angle's perc addiction is pleased to know it was because he did it completely wrong, but I agree with Chuck. I like you.

Any other dumb things fans say to add? This thread could use a new flavor to keep it rolling.

I'll believe the medical records of hundreds of wrestlers with worn down ligaments, torn muscles, broken necks etc.

That happen from bumping on wood and steel for 300 days a year. It's not safe, it's not natural and it hurts wrestlers to subject their bodies to it, my friend.

Anyways, any new dumb things to add? This train isn't gonna gonna go any further.

1, You don’t bump on steel and wood directly, there’s padding that makes it painless.

2. It doesn’t matter what wrestlers sold you, you’re a fan, they’re not telling you their secrets. They won’t even tell me when I’m working with them.

Wrestling is fake, if that bothers you perhaps there’s something

Like I said, stay committed man. It's keeping me entertained during breaks for AEW.

There’s no gimmick, you were wrong and that’s the end of it.

You don’t get bruises from back bumps lol, and if someone does they’re doing not doing it correctly and shouldn’t be in a ring.

Kurt Angle's perc addiction is pleased to know it was because he did it completely wrong, but I agree with Chuck. I like you.

Any other dumb things fans say to add? This thread could use a new flavor to keep it rolling.

Kurt Angle had an addition prior to pro wrestling.

And if you think pain pills are abused because they’re in constant pain then you’ve been worked, they’re used because they get wrestlers high along with other drugs and alcohol, as it’s the easiest obtained drug by a wrestler.

I got addicted to oxytocin two years ago following surgery. To the point where I the skin of my nose was scratched off due to reaction.

 

[Smart Marx]

We're talking their actual medical records. The entire world isn't in on fooling the marks. That would be one hell of a conspiracy theory.

 

[Mox Girl]

Foley did many things that hurt, C4 matches, getting his ear caught, thumbtacks, chokeslam through cage botch where chair concussed him and broke his tooth.

But the fall to the announce table off the HIAC and the NWO 2000 bump weren’t one of them. Those were safe and rigged.

Wow, you know Mick personally and he told you it didn't hurt? You must introduce him to us!!!!!