Damnedest thing you've ever seen

[We Are Legion]

What's something you've seen in person that really struck you with that sense of "THAT just happened!"

For me, the craziest shit I ever saw was at my first rave in 2000. I was walking back to the main area from the bathroom in the Dallas Market Hall. Some guy was wacked out on something... I think maybe ketamine or a serious hallucinogen... he just starts losing his freaking mind and flailing his arms around screaming "I'M BLIIIIIIIIIND!" at the top of his lungs. There was a huge crowd gathering around the guy because I can't emphasize enough how wacked this guy was... just total fucking bat shit crazy. Then he drops to the floor right on his face out of the blue and lies there completely motionless. About that time security guards started to close in on him to pick him off the floor and escort him out, but the guy seemed like he was unconscious so they were having to lift him off the floor. Then right as they started to lift him off the floor and get him halfway to his feet, the motherfucker just EXPLODES... starts throwing the security guards off of him and swinging him arms violently again screaming "GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!" and then he drops to his knees again. The security guards close in on him again and this time one of them lifts him over their shoulder and starts to carry the fucker out of the place. Then after about 5 seconds of being carried the guy just explodes again on top of the security guy's shoulder, screaming "I'M BLIND! FUCK YEEEEEEEAH!" and apparently had no clue of where he was or what was happening. I guess it must have sucked for that guy in hindsight considering the rave hadn't even been going on for more than an hour at that point. It was pretty crazy shit.

What's some of your experiences?

 

[zigglerHEEL]

I was at a Baseball game one time and went to the bathroom.... There was a line but it wasn't long but there were definitely at least 30 people in the room... anyway when I got up to the urinal and started going I heard the guy beside me ask something about the score and when I looked over, this grown man was standing there with his pants and underwear around his ankles and his hands were holding his shirt up high above his chest (picture a 3 year old peeing)... I glanced back at the people waiting behind us and it looked like Paparazzi taking pictures at a red carpet event.... I was half tempted to just slap the dude on his ass but upon a second look I realized the guy wasmentally challenged to some extent so I just let it go....

 

[punk13]

back in High School our Mascot masturbating to the cheer squad. and yes i was Apart of the cheerleading Team.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

I almost got hit by a jeep on my way home from school. I did some Spider-Man like shit cause all I did was move my shoulder slightly. Dude must have missed by a fucking centimetre or something. Was crazy.

 

[ThatGuyFromNukemHigh]

Walking back from the bar one night, caught this old, possibly homeless/mentally ill man beating off like it owed him money while he was walking down the street. Had to cross the street just so I didn't get too close to the guy. I never went back to that bar again, just so I never had to walk down that street again.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

So we had a woman come in yesterday and she tried having sex with one of my co-workers. Was quite messed up. She started getting close to him and grabbed his hockey stick through his pants. She then tried undoing his pants. He stopped her of course, but watching it all unfold was messed up.

 

[AF.]

I watched some guy get chased by about 10 asian dudes and get repeatedly sliced and stabbed. He ended up running past me at one point when he was being chased and I ran as fast as I ever have in my life. Afterwards there were people crying and screaming, girls freaking out and we had to comfort them it was so bad.

 

[The Cork]

I can't put the picture on here for NSFW reasons, but this happened last year while I was present -

J_S_Williamson : Only in Wolverhampton can a fat naked man have a shower in a public fountain... [url]http://t.co/asR3tJIt | Twicsy, the Twitter Pics Engine[/url]

 

[Deezy]

Woke up to a supposed dyke giving me a BJ, confirming my thoughts on lesbians being liars. Guess I can consider that the damnedest thing I saw.

 

[PHX]

Old homeless guy who was in KFC was just sitting at a table looking all weird and then all of a sudden pulls his pants down and just takes a shit right there. Guy just sat in his own shit not wanting to leave and the police had to escort him out of there. Needless to say I didn't eat there that day.

 

[We Are Legion]

That's fucked up, PHX

 

[Dale]

Do you get flashbacks of said incident everytime you go PHX

 

[PHX]

Do you get flashbacks of said incident everytime you go PHX

More like paranoia towards seeing a old homeless looking guys in any fast food place. Didn't go to a KFC for years after that situation.

That's fucked up, PHX

Never went from being hungry to not wanting to eat at all so fast in my life.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

For me, the craziest shit I ever saw was at my first rave in 2000. I was walking back to the main area from the bathroom in the Dallas Market Hall. Some guy was wacked out on something... I think maybe ketamine or a serious hallucinogen... he just starts losing his freaking mind and flailing his arms around screaming "I'M BLIIIIIIIIIND!" at the top of his lungs. There was a huge crowd gathering around the guy because I can't emphasize enough how wacked this guy was... just total fucking bat shit crazy. Then he drops to the floor right on his face out of the blue and lies there completely motionless. About that time security guards started to close in on him to pick him off the floor and escort him out, but the guy seemed like he was unconscious so they were having to lift him off the floor. Then right as they started to lift him off the floor and get him halfway to his feet, the motherfucker just EXPLODES... starts throwing the security guards off of him and swinging him arms violently again screaming "GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!" and then he drops to his knees again. The security guards close in on him again and this time one of them lifts him over their shoulder and starts to carry the fucker out of the place. Then after about 5 seconds of being carried the guy just explodes again on top of the security guy's shoulder, screaming "I'M BLIND! FUCK YEEEEEEEAH!" and apparently had no clue of where he was or what was happening. I guess it must have sucked for that guy in hindsight considering the rave hadn't even been going on for more than an hour at that point. It was pretty crazy shit.

Are you sure you didn't fall asleep to SuperJail? Haha.

As far as damnest things I've seen, I don't get too many crazy moments up here in North Dakota but when I went to a trip to Las Vegas(the one in New Mexico) it's cool town and all but it was full of racist Mexicans you couldn't walk down the street without getting threatened and all I wanted to do was piss off ghosts in some run down Hotel. Never got my chance but I don't dare step back in that god forsaken town.