Damien Sandow, suspended?

[Wrestling with Shadows]

World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly suspended Damien Sandow for 60 days after a Wellness Policy test revealed he has been using a performance-enhancing thesaurus.

A press release issued by WWE said that “Mr. Sandow’s expansive vocabulary has been a cause of concern for some time,â€￾ and that the contraband thesaurus was discovered in his luggage at an airport.

Sandow responded to the suspension on Twitter (through his personal scribe Ignatius), calling the suspension: “a baseless and untenable affront that casts aspersions on my venerable personage.â€￾

Sandow continued that he would “pursue juridical recompense forthwith, thereby rectifying this defamatory embroilment.â€￾

Lawyers from World Wrestling Entertainment are currently working to translate a formal appeal lodged by Sandow against his suspension.

Contacted by Kayfabe News, Sandow denied he has ever used a performance-enhancing thesaurus, stating only that his “vernacular is unbolstered by ersatz chicanery.â€￾

Source: Sandow suspended for use of performance-enhancing thesaurus - Kayfabe News | RM Sports

I did find this funny and I couldn't think of anywhere else to share this, don't hate me D:!

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Nice. I hope this translates to TV in some form.

 

[Crippler]

C'MON! and he was just starting to break away from Cody.

 

[We Are Legion]

I read "thesaurus"... then stopped... then re-read the sentence...

 

[Keith]

So are we saying this is a work?

 

[Rated R Superstar]

He had such promise.

 

[John McHenry]

So are we saying this is a work?

?

 

[Heisenberg]

Errrr this is just a joke report by Kayfabe News and they do news pieces like this all the time for the lulz. Dunno if people are taking this serious or not...

 

[Chris]

So are we saying this is a work?

lol check the "source"

 

[Nate]

Contacted by Kayfabe News, Sandow denied he has ever used a performance-enhancing thesaurus, stating only that his “vernacular is unbolstered by ersatz chicanery.”

Seems legit. :sandow2:

 

[Rated R Superstar]

This is the single greatest thing ever! Why is everybody getting mad at this for? We need to do more of these to brighten up the forum a little bit.

 

[Keith]

Ok my bad, never heard of them before.

 

[We Are Legion]

I haven't heard of them either, but I'm pretty sure no one has ever been suspended for having a thesaurus. :

 

[Keith]

I haven't heard of them either, but I'm pretty sure no one has ever been suspended for having a thesaurus. :

I know, I know I guess its what happened when you don't read posts properly!

 

[Mick Donalds]

Ha ha ha, this was awesome. Thanks for posting this. The Duke of Decency has been wronged....