CWF - Past War Trashtalking #2 (Merging Issue)

[Andrew]

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Ricardo Rodriguez takes to the mic in the middle of the ring.

Ricardo: Permítame que le presente, que es de San Luis Potosí, México y es un futuro campeóndel mundo! Alberto Del RRRRRRRRIIIIOOOOOOOO!

Del Rio, by this time, has driven into the arena in a Bentley S1 and stepped out of it. He stands, arms outstretched, imploring the crowd to drink in his physique and aura as sparks rain down from the titantron. He walks to the ring and climbs in, taking the microphone.

Alberto Del Rio;

My name is Alberto Del Rio, but you... you already know that!

The crowd instantly boo's at Del Rio's introduction as Del Rio cuts them off.

Alberto Del Rio;

Ay, Ay, Ay... I don't know about you people but you failed to 'listen' to me. I said it was my 'destiny' to become the next CWF Champion but you... you thought I was lying. You all have fallen on deaf ears, I am a honest man, I do not lie, ever. Last week, Randy Orton was afraid to speak to me like a man and when he stepped into the ring, I destroyed him in a matter of seconds. For a man who has accomplished more then I have in the wrestling business, for a man to lose to me in a matter of seconds. Ay, I am the 'future' not you, not anybody in that locker room. Everybody has had their spotlight in the wrestling company, but me... no, I had to wrestle in Mexico with pride and great tradition under a mask. I come here to America and they tell me, if you want to compete, lose the mask. It was a sad day for me, but it is not of my concern no more, I know I will not let my home country down, I am their biggest superstar. For me, I come to America for what? I come to accomplish gold, I come from a royalty, I have everything... but the gold. All you Americans are chihuahua's all you do is whinge about how your favorite superstar will never be better than me, that is the problem with you people. I tell you I am going to win and you disrespect me, think I am some kind of liar.

Del Rio looking furious, paces around the ring before continuing.

Alberto Del Rio;

I am going to be amongst the greats, those 'legends' you've watched when you were a child. Tell your grandchildren that the only name they're going to remember is me, Alberto Del Rio!

But, management was in my favor this week once again. I was backstage earlier speaking to Mr. Bischoff, now... John Cena... John Cena will not defeat me this week.

Del Rio laughs.

You know why? Because John Cena cannot use the FU or the STFU. John Cena only knows five moves and two of them are banned, what's he going to beat me with? The Five Knuckle Shuffle? Ha, no, no, no... John Cena doesn't know Alberto Del Rio, but John Cena this week will know Alberto Del Rio and you Cena, will know that it is in my 'destiny' to become champion. You know what that means, that means you're going to have to try extra hard but Cena, really... you're just the worm in the bottom of my tequila. You're useless and you don't deserve a spot in the race to the CWF Championship. To be a champion, you need a handsome man, a man who's honest, a man who carries pride in what he does. That man is me, I look at you John Cena, I see a little lost kid trying to act like the people of Brooklyn. The problem is you like to rap, there is no musical feel, when you listen to the beautiful music that Mexico produces then you will realize. So while you people listen to people that come out of an egg and create some horrible, horrible music. You know Mexico will always be better, while your people are booking double seats to see me with their obesity, you know us Mexicans are always slimmer and good looking.

Del Rio pauses for a moment.

Alberto Del Rio;

I watch you cheat against Jack Swagger last week, knocking him out with an illegal object. If you think for a moment that you Cena will cheat your way to a victory then you are sadly mistaken because there's a little surprise when you try and do something like that towards me. My name is Alberto Del Rio and I'm going to become the next CWF Champion, but you... you already know that!

​

 

[Rev]

Hardy V Rhodes, WAR 7th

In the back, a wrestler straps his boots on and puts his last portion of facepaint on. The commentators ramble on trying to predict what's about to happen but their guesses do not come close to reality. Music hits the sound system; whilst Hardy hits the entrance ramp as "Another" plays throughout the arena, Jeff Hardy himself emerges from the back with his traditional armbands and t-shirt. All of the reminders that there used to be a good side to him are there, but in his left hand is a cigarette lighter.

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The fans extend their hands to recieve high fives but he aggravates them further by avoiding every single one of them. Ascending the steel steps, the "Immortal" takes a moment to see if he is getting the desired reaction. He shakes his head in dissaproval and puts in an effort to jump up onto the turnbuckle and dig out his signature towel. He raises it above his head and dangles it above the fans who hold their hands out but they get nothing from as he drops it to the ground sending them into an outrage. He smiles, before speaking...surrounded by smoke.

The "Immortal" Jeff Hardy:
The year three thousand and twenty eight; where all but Jeff Hardy will be forgotten. Where everything wrestlers have accomplished is erased by the winds of time as it leaves only the strong, only the strong to become immortal and be the guy. The guy that carries a company on his shoulders and I said to all of the guy's in the back, it WILL be me. You can thank Shane Mcmahon for that.

The crowd sends a frenzy of boos towards Hardy who eats it up.

Tonight will be a turning point, as the illusions behind his attack will become clear. I do not owe you people an answer because I do not owe you anything. I live for Jeff Hardy, why don't you guys live for me once? Huh?

Hardy puts his hands in his pockets, remaining anonymous to himself.

The people behind it however...came to me. For once in my life, it was not me approaching anyone. They came to me and they were straight up about it...they admitted that without me, there is no CWF. And that without me...this place is a sh*t-hole. This place will cease to exist without the star of the show...the antichrist of proffesional wrestling...some people appreciate it. Some don't and live within their own illusions, and I think one of those people might be Cody Rhodes my opponent.

He looks up at the crowd, taking a moment to think.

Caught up in his own illusions, in his own alternate reality...he thinks that friendship has value and that his actions will be rewarded. Well sooner or later, his image will become mine. He will not be so obsessed to entertain the fans and amuse them, to try and win them over. He will join me and perhaps under my wing...he will become immortal.

Suprise is felt throughout the entire building. Thousands of people gasp.

If I could just talk to Cody Rhodes for a second, I'd ask him...what the f*ck is he thinking? All those years, hurting for who...? Too focused on his own image to see past the barriers. I care about him more than any of you assholes do...so get out here, and don't sell out...buy in, and become immortal! Or succumb to the antichrist...

Once a hero, now public enemy number one. As his words slowly sink into Rhodes who lurks backstage, he springs up onto the top rope once more, without his towel. He raises both hands in the air and poses complete with confidence...and a desire to be the best. No matter what it takes.

​

 

[Purple PuNk]

MNW 7/3/2011 - Battle Royal

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Ties That Bind begin to play as the crowd gives a mixed reaction of boos and cheers as Edge makes his way to the ring...

Sliding into the ring Edge moves over to the time keeper and takes a microphone before walking to the center of the ring as the music fades out and fans start lighten their mixed thoughts...

Edge:

So let me get this straight. Instead of putting the superstar that equals buy rates into a World Title match I am stuck earning my spot into the Intercontinental Championship at Unforgiven? You have got to be JOKING.

Do you know who you are dealing? Does Bischoff knows exactly who he is dealing with? Given our past Eric I would have figured that you knew better. I guess in your old age you have lost some sense eh?

I am not going to mess around so let me make this loud and clear Eric. You can either correct this wrong or you can consider yourself held responsible for what is about to happen next week on RAW! Battle Royal or not I am going to DESTROY the competition. I am going to show you people and everyone else that I should be in a world title event.

Edge takes a breather as the crowd boos loudly...

Now while we are waiting for our prestigious general manager to come out here let me tell you. The fans. My master plan. It is quite simple really. Monday, March 7th. I am not only going to decimate all competition but it is going to be my one way ticket to Unforgiven where I will be crowned a 6-Time Intercontinental Champion! And why not?! Who else has the talent or even the ability to stop me hu?​

 

[rawisrey]

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*JBLs theme hits the arena as the crowd boos, Edge turns towards the entrance way as JBL comes out on stage without a limo. he raises his mic*

John Bradshaw Layfield:

That..Would be me

*JBL music has faded off as he walks down the ramp as he speaks*

I have the ability, the talent, and the fortitude to prove my superiority over everyone on the roster because simply the Roster doesn't hold a candle to me. However I do agree with you on one thing.

*JBL walks over to the steel steps and walks up to the ring apron, he looks at Edge as he stays in place*

Why wouldn't you put the man that equals buyrates into the World Championship picture?

*JBL looks down and with his finger tells a crew member to get up on the apron. The crew member climbs up and looks at JBL puzzled, JBL points to the ropes and the crew member sits on the second rope as he holds up the top rope. JBL steps in and the shoos off the crew member as he stands in the middle of the ring ignoring Edge completely as he speaks out*

(ooc: omg who made that^? oh it was me)

I am John Bradshaw Layfield, and the crash of the Wrestling world happened because I hanged my boots up. I decided out of the goodness of my heart to sign here and bring this company to the forefront of the wrestling world single handedly and this is how I am rewarded?

*The crowd boos disagreeing with everything JBL says but JBL ignores the hate and simply talks over them*

But you see that was my mindset before I realized what Mr. Bischoff was doing, I’m not in this match because the people upstairs are stupid enough to think I’m not more deserving than anyone else. No because Anyone can win a title once, anyone can sneakingly win a world title I mean if you want an example just look at the joke in the ring next to me he’s been a multiple time champion, none of those reigns surprassed my infamous one but still he’s held it before. But my point is, Anyone can with luck be a World Champion, But it takes something special to win every title in a company.

*JBL turns his head slightly looking towards the direction of Edge*

Now Edge you have won many titles, but really what you are is a man who was at one level with all the lesser guys then it turned out that all of the main guys left so your level was now the top level. I defeated a WWE Hall of Famer to become WWE Champion, who did you beat? a bloodied and beaten up John Cena a Man I’ve defeated before. That is the difference between you and I. But back to my point

*JBL turns back towards the main camera again ignoring Edge*

See not many people remember those guys who only won a title, but everyone remembers the man who won them all. And that is exactly what I’m going to do, I am going to be the First ever CWF Intercontinental Champion and go on to become World Heavyweight Champion al the while proving without doubt that JBL is better than every single person in the back. Because you can be champion, you can be a hall of famer, but none of you will ever know what it is like to be JBL, because none of you will EVER Be a WRES..

*JBL is cut off* ​

ooc: been a long time since I've ttd as JBL, hope its aight. Good luck everyone.

 

[rawisrey]

War 3/7/11: The Miz vs. Joey Ryan vs. JBL

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*JBLs theme hits the arena as the crowd stands up and boos, the trademark white limousine rolls up on one side off the stage. The driver comes out of the driver seat and walks over to the back opening the door showing the door has a JBL Logo on it, JBL emerges from the back with a cold serious look on his face as he looks at the sea of booing people with a disgusted look on his face. He walks over to the ramp and down to the ring, he stops as he looks at a crew member. He says something that with the roar of the crowd and the music seems like he's jsut mouthing, the crew member shakes his head as he runs over and gets a microphone. He hands it to JBL and quickly runs up the steel Steps as JBL walks up them, the crew member sits on the second rope and lifts the top rope up as JBL steps in. He walks over to the middle of the ring and staying in place as his music dies down, he lifts up his mic as he begins to speak*

John Bradshaw Layfield:

Ladies and Gentleman...

*JBL looks down at some of the people and flares a nostril in disgust*

And I use that term lightly..

*The crowd boos as JBL continues*

I would like to congratulate you all, for you all will bare witness to the CWF Debut of the single greatest entity this business has ever seen. The man who is the reason the wrestling world crashed, John Bradshaw Layfield.

*JBL lowers his mic for a moment letting the moment sink in as the crowd boos are echoing throughout the arena*

Miz... when you first showed up in the WWE I couldn't stand you, I thought you were just a television name that was hired because people would regonize him. I saw you as a david arquette with at least some meat on your bones. But later on I saw your potential, and I pulled you aside and told you to keep doing what you were doing. And later one my prediction came true as you became somebody kid, but lets get something perfectly clear. You can have all the potential in the world, you can be the very best, but at the end of the day boy you will never be at my level.

*JBL looks out pausing for a moment, he looks down for a moment as he lifts up the microphone again*

And Joey Ryan...Frankly I don't know who you are, and I believe you are here because the company desperately hired anyone they could with the wrestling crash. But either way son you get to say that you've been in the ring with JBL, and even though you lost you can always say that you've seen the very best in the ring first hand. And for that I say Your welcome.

*JBL lowers his microphone as he looks over to the stage, he raises the mic once more*

You two get to be the first two names JBL beats in his reign over CWF, and that means that I will have made you two more famous than you ever have been. While both of you are not near my level, you can still learn from your experience with a god. But thats only if you manage to survive the lesson.

*JBL gets a sinister grin on his face when he is interrupted causing him to turn towards the entrance way*​

ooc: still got some post rust as jbl lulz. good luck guys.

 

[ants]

MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand, with Hornswoggle by his side to a massive pop from the crowd. They both give high fives to those in the front row and Finlay steals Hornswoggle’s blow up shilleleagh and throws it to someone in the crowd. They enter the ring and both climb the turnbuckles and salute the crowd.

They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and raises his arm in the air before walking over and grabbing the mic...

Finlay: Sorry JBL, I honestly couldn’t stand to listen to you for a moment longer.

Crowd cheers and Finlay grins and takes another look around the arena.

Well how long has this been? I would think it has probably been a bit over a year since I last competed in a match, and yet it still feels like yesterday. I walk around, I see the same happy faces, I see the same gloomy faces, and I see the same girls with big assets.
The crowd cheers the cheap pop, happy to see Finlay back in the ring.

You know what else I still see? I still see the same blokes that I used to see, out here running the mouths whining and thinking they’re better than everyone else in the back. Edge, you actually think that you should be in the World Title hunt because of your reputation. Reputation doesn’t earn you title shots! Good performance week after week earns you title shots. I didn’t get the nickname- “the tough Irish bastard†just handed to me, I had to earn it by putting my body on the line, week after week, year after year, and by pouring my blood, sweat and tears into the business. You might have performed well in the past mate, all well and good, but if you think you’re just going to have things handed to you around here, you’ve got another thing coming.

Finlay takes his attention away from Edge, and then looks over to JBL.

As far as you go John, you honestly make me feel young again. I look at you, a bit pudgy around the waist, and starting to grey a bit up top, and I feel like I’m not going to be the oldest dog in the fight. I mean seriously, I’ve been out of action for about as long as you, but at least I’m keeping myself in reasonably good shape. You come out here claiming to be a wrestling god, the only people who would be worshipping you are those who walk into you and think you’re Buddha!
Finlay laughs, the crowd cheers and JBL takes a step towards him in anger at being called fat. Finlay puts his hand up to calm him down before speaking again.

Sorry mate, couldn’t help myself mate, it’s been there for the taking for years but nobody has bothered to say it at all. I’m over 50 years old, I have whitish grey hair and I act like a two year old sometimes. And I run around with my son, who is a leprechaun. But I know I still have what it takes to teach you blokes how to fight. I will become the first ever CWF Intercontinental Champion this Monday night on War, and there is nobody that is going to stop …..​

 

[Doink]

WHOAA! Your Only Smoke And Mirrors!

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Cody Rhodes' entrance theme hits the PA system much to the fans dislike. Cody smirks and turns round to face the titantron looking at his 'dashing' face.

He slowly walks down the ramp and he ignores the boos from the fans. He climbs up the steel steps and gets into the ring. He picks up the mic that was laid out for him and adresses Jeff Hardy.

Rhodes: First of all Jeff, I do not care about any of these low life worthless people. Neither do I care about you, Jeff. I care for 'Dashing' Cody Rhodes and that is all. You are not even in my league Jeff. You see, I am perfect in every way while you... you are just like everyone else in this arena. You stink of BO, you're fucking ugly and your teeth are yellow. I could give you some tips if you like, the first one would be to stop smoking your shit and pretending to be someone you're not.

The crowd give Cody Rhodes an unusual pop because of the comments he made to the much more hated Jeff.

Rhodes: You are not and never will be immortal. Take that ridiculous face paint off and clean yourself up a bit. Brush your teeth twice a day and maybe people will tolerate you more. You could be one step closer to 'Dashing.' But Jeff I can see why you want me to join you, you want to be protected by the best looking and most talented superstar on this roster but I won't join anyone, people join me. Without you this company would be much better off.

The crowd laugh at Cody Rhodes and Jeff looks annoyed by Rhodes' comments

Rhodes: My actions are rewarded, I take care of myself and look how good looking I am. Seriously, who would want to date a freak show who is a drug addict and wears face paint? No one! Succumb to the anti christ? Jeff don't kid yourself. You will most probably turn up stoned because you are a disgrace to yourself and to this company. I brought fans a present last week and I have a couple for you Jeff.

Cody Rhodes reaches into his mirror jacket and pulls out two things, a toothbrush and some NiQuitin patches. The crowd starts laughing and a pissed off Jeff Hardy cuts them off...​

 

[Rev]

Hardy does exactly what someone of his arrogance would do, and hastily cuts Rhodes off. He gets in his face and pulls a grin which doesn't have any effect on his opponent who continues gloating. He steps back and gives a enigmatic look to the audience and cameras, uncertain of what's about to happen.

"The Immortal" Jeff Hardy:
So you got a problem with me, is that it? Cry me a freakin' river! The longer you speak, the more apparent it becomes to me...that I am always in control of my destiny. I am always changing everything around me, and I am always BETTER than whatever stands in front of me!

Rhodes looks a little thrown back, as Hardy builds his confidence back.

The only opinion that matters if mine...because what I say, goes down in the history books and it is kept there to be remembered with all of the other quotes that people look for, for inspiration. I no longer crave for attention like so many other wrestlers in this business...that is because your acceptance is meanningless because I am the here...I am the now. And popularity doesn't mean a damn thing to me!

Jeff's lighter dangles off of his left hand as he tries to avoid using it after the comments of Rhodes.

Many people have talked about me, and complained about my facepaint. About my habits and about everything I do. I no longer care, because sooner or later the true wrestlers will accept me as one of their own...as I addressed everyone last week, I am sure you know that all the stress I have will be unleashed on the world come March the seventh. Consider me as Mr Imperfect, but your comments no longer scare me...

The commentators seemed confused, and Jeff has hanging them on.

Because I am Immortal. And you...? As far as I'm concerned, you are now an enemy. Shane Mcmahon was an enemy and he is thousands of feet above...far from reality. You are now one of my enemies. Fear Jeff Hardy.
​

 

[Doink]

Rhodes continues to gloat and he has Hardy right where he wants him

Rhodes: Fear Jeff Hardy? Jeff, I stopped being scared of clowns when i was an infant. You are always changing everything because you try to be someone that you're not. Jeff you will never be better than anyone because you have the worst mental problems out of anyone on this roster. I don't just have problems with you, everyone in this arena does!

The fans cheer for Cody but some boos can still be heard.

Rhodes: Popularity doesn't mean anything? I remember a few years ago when you were risking your body for these fans, diving off cages, ladders, everything that was in sight. It was all for popularity Jeff. Shows what drugs turn you into. My 'dashing' face and my ability is what is the present and the future and there's nothing you can do about it.

Rhodes smirks again and Hardy is getting annoyed.

Rhodes: You will never be one of us wrestlers until you stop being the 'antichrist' you like to call yourself and your arrogance stops because Jeff, nobody likes you. You think Shane McMahon cares about you, it was probably just you hallucinating again. I could have taught you how to become 'dashing' but as you said I am now your enemy which only means one thing, I am going to wipe that cockiness off your face and defeat you on Monday.

Rhodes pauses and point at Jeff's lighter and then to the NiQuitin patches that Jeff is still holding. Jeff looks uncomfortable.

Rhodes: So go home, brush your teeth and stick one of them patches on and you will be one step closer to 'Dashing'​

He lowers the mic allowing Jeff to respond

 

[Rev]

The three wrestlers scatter across the ring as they argue, throwing numerous insults at eachother. They're not expecting another wrestler to join the fray however, so all of them are silenced when Hardy's theme hits the building.

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Darkness surrounds the arena as all the lights dim as smoke hits on the ramp, ready to welcome the "antichrist" of wrestling onto the ramp. Edge, JBL and Finlay are thrown off guard however, when the titantron quickly changes to display Hardy himself, sitting backstage.

"The Immortal" Jeff Hardy:
Well isn't this a suprise...for you people. You may of been expecting me to hit the ramp and high five everyone and play the nice guy, but the winds of change are blowing...as a new era begins to form every day behind your backs. The company changes when Jeff Hardy changes, and I have yet to inform all of you people my true purpose. Beyond the championships and the illusions...

Hardy's cryptic messages stun all watching him.

Deeper meanings lie beneath deeper people like myself, who don't give off what they mean to. The kindness I once displayed was a mistake and shall never be corrected...looking at you three idiots standing in the ring makes it all clear to me. You cater to the creatures of the night like they matter, like they can somehow help you escape from the Twist Of Hate.

He leaves everyone in suspense before continuing on the screen, out of anyone's reach.

But...as I look down at all of you from twenty thousand feet above...my reality is your reality. Just look at you, staring at the screen trying to take in all that is said by the Antichrist. It sickens me, knowing that one of my opponents Edge used to be on the same road to immortality as I am...how some people can see the light...when there is only darkness. I am the here, I am the now. I, am Jeff...HARDY.​

 

[Purple PuNk]

OOC: NOW everyone starts posting?! Anyway I am not sure who else is going to TT and with like the weekend left should we all at least get one more in or just leave it and hope stragglers keep tacking stuff on?

 

[Lewb]

I'LL BE YOUR END OF DAYS!

Four heads look round to meet the sight of four men on the stage looking right back at them. Four men that haven't been seen in the CWF before are walking down towards the stage all with the same tops on, and walking with a purpose.

Three of the men stay outside the ring, as one man walks up the steps and in the ring. The rest of the superstars look around at each other confused as the new guy in the ring requests a microphone. He gets given one and he looks around at the superstars. With that he tells the other three men to come into the ring. When they do that, he starts talking.

???: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some introducing to do. My name, is Wade Barrett. And if I start from standing on the left these are Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel, and Ezekiel Jackson. Four of the top new superstars here in the CWF, but together, we're a lot more than that. We are going to be the backbone of Monday Night War... we are going to be the centre-piece of the whole of the CWF... we are, The Corre!

The four of them look around at the four superstars already out here, and Wade Barrett continues to speak.

Wade: Now, in due course, you are all going to find out a little bit about myself, Big Zeke, Justin and Heath, but right now, I have come out here to let all of you know that The Corre will be represented in the Battle Royal this Monday night. The Corre is going to represented by none other than myself. So I wouldn't set my sights on the victory line if I were you any of ya, because at the end of the day you are just going to be disappointed. If I'm going to be honest right here, all I see are a bunch of over the hill has beens that don't know when to call it a day. And that isn't more apparent than it is with you JBL.

When I was watching WWF when I was growing up there was always two men that were bad ass and could bring it to the plate whenever they wanted. One of those men were you Bradshaw, and the other was your tag partner at the time Farooq. Those were the days where you were like a hero to me and many others, the Acolytes were always my favourite team. But what did you go and do? You went and turned into this money-obsessed, self proclaimed God. Well, a bit of a wake up call for you Bradshaw, no-one bought it in 2003, and no-one buys it eight years later either! Honestly, there is more chance of Finlay picking up a victory in the next 12 months, than of you being proven right about being a wrestling god! And we all know Finlay isn't going to get a victory in 2011!

In all honesty, Finlay, you're better off leaving now, save yourself. Instead of hurting yourself in this match, you could, save yourself and be a CWF ambassador doing Lucky Charms and Guiness commercials. Or... or you could train Hornswoggle up to be the greatest EWF Champ... Elf Wrestling Federation!

The rest of The Corre laugh at Barrett's joke with him, and heat is starting to be drawn from the crowd.

Wade: The Rated "R" Superstar, Edge! You know, I've always wondered what the "R" had stood for, and you might have wanted it to stand for something good like "Remarkable" or "Ravishing" but I thought of a few that suit you a lot better.... "Ring Rust", "Rubbish"? Or, wait, the perfect one... I actually have a picture for this, can you throw it up on the titan tron please!

The picture gets displayed on the titan tron.

Wade: The Rated Blue Superstar! EDGE! And you call yourself main event material. Now, I know what your all thinking. Why
am I happy to be in the Intercontinental picture not the World Title. Well, it's early days here in CWF, and if we as the Corre can dominate this division, then we shall be moved up to the main event in no time at all!

Barrett pauses and looks around the arena.

Wade: And Jeff Hardy, you say you have another plan away from the championships. It doesn't make a slight bit of difference to me because if it's not about the titles, then it's a lesser matter in my eyes. You can carry on worrying yourself about any vendettas you may have with other people, or knowing you, probably yourself, you can have your ten minutes a night inbetween The Corre's domination of CWF!

OOC: Ignore Big Show

All of The Corre raise their hands in coilition, before...

​

 

[Doink]

He is interruped by a fimiliar theme song which angers the crowd.

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WHOAA! Your Only Smoke And Mirrors!

Cody Rhodes' entrance theme hits the PA system much to the fans dislike. Cody smirks and turns round to face the titantron looking at his 'dashing' face.He slowly walks down the ramp and he ignores the boos from the fans.

He climbs up the steel steps and gets into the ring. He recieves a mic from the ringside announcer and begins to talk

Rhodes: Seriously? What a bunch of jokes we have out here, two men that need to be in a retirement home, Finlay and JBL. A leprecheun, someone who is scared to fight who hides behind three other people, a drug addict and a man who is living in the past. What is wrong with wrestling today.

The fans give Rhodes major heat but he smirks and continues

Rhodes: Luckily, the 'dashing' superstar has came out to save this arena of the pathetic superstars standing in this ring. I have also brought presents for the superstars. If they decide to use them, they will be one step closer to 'dashing'

The fans cut Rhodes off but he ignores them and adresses JBL.

Rhodes: First of all, JBL, what were you thinking coming back to this business? You have been retired twice before by a little punk who is more than a foot shorter than you. That WWE Title reign was a complete fluke and you hid behind your 'Cabinet' for it. You are never going to be a good competitor so stop trying. You are an ugly old man with grey hair and a big nose while I am perfect. I will give you your present in a minute but first...

Rhodes pauses before adressing Finlay.

Rhodes: Another example of an old man who has kept himself in this business too long. Finlay, you haven't been competing for a year because your last company were scared of a court battle. You would have fell to pieces if you wrestled again and they didn't want to pay you compensation. Running round with leprechauns all day when your at your age isn't good for your health you know. Both you and JBL should be in a retirement home, I could help you if you like. I'll hurt you so much you won't physically be able to walk. Here are you and JBL's presents. Just for men hair dye. Get rid of those greys and look ten years younger you pair of old has-beens. You will never be 'dashing'.

The crowd erupt into a frenzy of boos. Cody doesn't care and Finlay and JBL take a step closer to Rhodes. Rhodes adresses Jeff Hardy who is still on the titantron

Rhodes: You think you're better than everyone else, what's the matter, are you scared to come to this ring. Still injecting your heroin? Listen Jeff, no-one cares what you do Jeff, everyone here wants to win titles. You don't have no future. What's destined for you is life in a cell. I don't have no present for you as I have already give you yours. I will beat you in singles competition and I will eliminate you from the battle royal. Enjoy your patches. Now..

The crowd boo Rhodes and he senses that he is annoying the crowd now.

Rhodes: Edge, get out of the past. Your career is nearly up, you are old now Edge. A has-been, I am the future of wrestling and the future of this business so get out now before I put you out. Your hair is so greasy I could fry chips on it. You just need a wash Edge in fact my present for you is this. Some shampoo. Use it and thank me, you will be one step closer to 'dashing'.

Edge gets up in Rhodes' face but he ignores it and turns to face The Corre.

Rhodes: Wade, don't kid yourself. You hiding behind three other people isn't going to make you win titles especially with the people you have got. Heath Slater is just a ginger Edge wannabe who can't wrestle and is bad on the mic. Justin Gabriel, you still have pieces of food stuck in your bierd from your Christmas dinner, I think you need a shave. Ezekiel Jackson, a big man. Just a Mr. T wannabe but is too Blue to talk for himself. And then there is you Wade. Perhaps the biggest loser in the wrestling industry, do us all a favour and get those spots off your face. I bought you some deep cleansing face wipes Wade. Gabriel, I got you a shaver. Jackson, I bought you a Snickers bar and Slater I bought you an Edge wrestling figure.

The crowd laugh at Rhodes' comments and he is interrupted by...​

 

[EffectsofRaven]

OOC: I'm going to get one up in a few hours me thinks... So I call next; No point doing another round Punk, unless you're desperate to win?

 

[Purple PuNk]

OOC: I am fine with how it was going. I just did not know who else was going to post, and if one more round was feasible. Does not seem like it now, so I am fine as it is. Friday is my homework day and I have work this weekend, so I do not have to feel rushed.

Good luck all!