Monday 19th September
'The road to Invasion' - Episode 3
Live From,
Mississippi Coast Coliseum, Mississippi.
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A brand new theme song is played 'Nonpoint - There's Going To Be A War' is playing throughout the PA System. The crowd is red hot as we go to ringside as we see Booker T with Michael Cole and Josh Mathews.
Booker T: Dawg, I cannot wait for tonight. We gots ourselves a triple threat to find out who's gonna face Sheamus for da Hardcore Champion!
Michael Cole: It's going to be an exciting night that's for sure, Batista against Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jericho & Edge as well
Booker T: Da main event is gonna steal da show, two Irishmen doin' battle in a Belfast Brawl Match! Let's roll!
The scene abruptly cuts to nothing but static.
Then, after a few moments, the static cuts into this logo.
Then, Matt Hardy Version 1 pops onto the screen, looking crazy and bewildered. He then begins his tirade not long after appearing.
Matt Hardy: Hello, MF'ers and Female MF'ers alike. I would like to welcome you to the 2nd edition of Mattitude Television. Finally, after weeks of myself trying to get the attention of the higher-ups in this company. After successfully defeating the former number one contender to the CWF Championship last week on WAR, they have granted myself and Shannon a CWF Tag Team Title match. What irks me is the fact that we have to share that match with 4 other unworthy tag teams. Don't believe me? Let me take you back to last week on HONOR. We have The Coven and the Emperors of Royalty brawling like a bunch of neanderthals on the stage and R.E.M.E.D.Y. taking to blind-siding Beer Money, successfully taking them out of action and forcing them to vacate the titles. Oh, and more than like the New Age Outlaws off being irrelevant elsewhere.
The crowd is boo-ing this edition of Mattitude Television as Matt continues his tirade.
Matt Hardy: First things first, I want to congratulate R.E.M.E.D.Y. for actually doing something to “remedy†anything. They cut the disease that is Beer Money from this company indefinitely. Bravo, guys. But, make no mistake, that's where the compliments end because you 2, along with that failed politician you have as a manager, have no business saying you're on a crusade to “cure†the CWF. If anything, people like you are a part of the problem around here. You leech off of the system, you take what you want, and you feel as if you are the measuring stick to where all other tag teams are modeled.....and those are just your good traits. Shannon and I do not leech off the system because we ARE the system. Shannon and I do not take what we want, we take what we DESERVE. Shannon and I no damn well we are the measure stick. We do not think, we know. Emperors, Coven, people call us delusional but I see something not a lot of people see. While my pilgrimage is legit, I yet to see why you two claim to be the end all, be all when all you are is a hype machine, the both of you. New Age Outlaws, I just think it's about time someone finished the job Mother Nature started and eliminate you from existence.
The camera pans out a little bit to show Matt's entire torso.
Matt Hardy: Gentlemen, Shannon and I did not take part in your petty he-said, she-said get-together this week on HONOR because, quite frankly, we had better things to do, like rest up for the match at Invasion. All I have to say is that you better be at 100% because Shannon and I are stocking up on Mattitude and we refuse to walk out of Invasion without those CWF Tag Team Titles. So, gentlemen, take care.....and until then.....
The camera then cuts back to static.
Booker T: I don't like his attitude at all, he's nothin' but scum but I tell ya, I don't like anybody in that tag match this Sunday.
Cole: Booker, I have no idea why I'm asking you this, but who do you think will win our next match?
Booker T: Well, Cole, I been in the ring with both these men, and they some tough cats, but I think that...
*GLASS SHATTERS*
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Booker's going to have to hold his predictions till later as the theme song of the unpredictable Texas Rattlesnake sounds. Stone Cold Steve Austin marches out from the curtain as the crowd are going absolutely nuts for the Rattlesnake, before he's made it to the ring and stands on the turnbuckles, and one by one gives all the fans the two finger salute, and they return it to him. He paces in the ring as the theme of his opponent sounds.
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"I Walk Alone" by Saliva hits as The Animal, Batista is ready for this one. He walks down to the ring, and once there, demands his spotlight as Austin stares on from the corner. He finishes and stands in the opposite corner, staring a hole through Stone Cold as he does the same. The bell rings three times to signify the start of this match.
Booker T: Ohhh yeah, now we gone get it on!
Michael Cole puts his head in his hands as Batista and Austin lock up the middle of the ring. Batista begins to overpower Austin as he forces him down to a knee, but slowly Stone Cold starts powering back, and all the people in the crowd start to clap their hands slowly to motivate him further. Finally, to the shock of Batista, Austin pushes him back all the way to the corner and holds him there as Batista calls the referee to get him off.
Cole: Batista, doing the smart thing and getting the referee to prevent Austin doing anything illegal.
Booker T:Personally Cole, I think Batista's just a bit overwhelmed wit' Ol' Stone Cold.
The referee pulls Austin off as he's having none of it, and once again advances on Batista but suddenly he gets a poke to the eye as Batista kicks him the gut and clubs him in the back. Austin collapses to the floor as Batista laughs and the crowd boos. He fires Austin off the ropes and nails him with a spinebuster to their dismay. He makes his thumbs down signal as he picks up the Rattlesnake and puts him between his legs in the center of the ring, looking for the Batista Bomb.
Cole: This early? Stone Cold hasn't lasted 5 minutes.
Booker T: Don't count out Austin yet, Dawg.
Booker's right, as Batista lifts Austin he uses the momentum to force himself forward, Batista lands on his back and Austin is in the perfect position to hit Batista with shot after shot in the Lou Thesz Press! The crowd are going nuts for Austin, he walks around the ring not noticing Batista recovering, as Batista charges looking for a spear, Austin moves out of the way as Batista hits the ring post. Austin grabs Batista and spins him around looking for a Stone Cold Stunner but Batista counters and hits a clothesline. Austin gets up instantly as Batista looks for another clothesline but Austin ducks as he bounces off the ropes and hits a Thesz Press as Austin begins punching away. The referee makes the five count but Austin stops at four, Austin gets up as Batista gets up as well and goes to kick Austin in the abdomen as Batista prepares for a Batista Bomb but Austin backslides and rolls Batista holding his tights.
Booker T: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Cole: Wrong Show, Booker.
Booker T: Oh. My bad.
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KICK OUT!
Austin gets up as he kicks Batista in the abdomen and looks for a stunner, it connects but all of a sudden Jericho begins walking down the entrance ramp as Austin notices this.
Booker T: WHAT DA HELL MAN?
Jericho slowly walks down the entrance ramp as Austin looks behind as Batista is barely recovering, Jericho walks down a bit faster as Jericho gets up on the apron as Stone Cold goes to punch him but Jericho drops down quick enough. Austin turns around to see Batista recovered as Batista hits a spear as he goes for the count.
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Your winner at 4:58, Batista!
Booker T: Man, that was bulls***!
Michael Cole: Jericho sending a message to Austin... Invasion is Sunday.
Booker T: My homie Stone Cold is gonna whoop his ass on Sunday boi!
Batista celebrates his win as he heads back up the ramp as Jericho leaves the ramp... Stone Cold rolls out of the ring as the referee goes to check up on him as we go to commercial.
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This Sunday, Get TT'ing for your match because this one's going to be epic!
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CHAIN GANG IS THE CLICK
The crowd pops loud as John Cena emerges from the back. He raises his arm and salutes the crowd before sprinting to the ring.
Booker T: My man John Cena all fired up here tonight!
Cole: Isn't he always, Booker?
As Cena enters the ring, his music is abruptly cut off by the music of Kurt Angle.
The crowd boos as Angle makes his way down to a CWF ring for action for the very first time. He looks to be all business here tonight.
Mathews: Here he is, debuting here on Monday Night WAR is the “Olympic Gold Medalist†Kurt Angle!
Cole: Yes and my pick to win this match!
Booker T: Way to be impartial, Cole!
As Angle enters the ring and stares opposite of Cena, another familiar theme hits.
MY TIME! MY TIME!
The crowd is mixed here tonight as Triple H, along with his wife Stephanie McMahon make their way down to ringside.
Booker T: And now returning is “The Game†Triple H after a long hiatus from the CWF.
Mathews: One must wonder if there are any signs of ring rust?
As Triple H reaches the ring and enters it, the bell is rung. Angle and Triple H look at each other and nod then both men double-team Cena, attacking with right hands, eventually backing Cena up into the corner. Triple H then starts hitting shoulder blocks to Cena's abdomen area as Angle continues to hammer away at Cena's face. Angle and Triple H then each grab one of Cena's arms and irish whips him hard into the opposite corner. Cena then drops to the mat. Angle goes to pin Cena but Triple H drags him off. Angle and Triple H then start to argue.
Mathews: Uh oh! There seems to be dissension in the ranks!
Cole: It is every man for himself in this match.
Angle shoves Triple H then Triple H returns the favor. Then, Angle and Triple H start exchanging right hands. Triple H gets the upper hand and sends Angle into the ropes. Triple H catches Angle on the rebound and hits a thunderous spinebuster. Triple H goes for the pin.
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Cena interrupts the pin. He then mounts Triple H and starts hammering away on him. Cena lifts Triple H to his feet and hits a fisherman suplex to the King of Kings. Angle gets to his feet and goes to hit Cena in the face. Cena ducks and hits a spin-out suplex to the Olympic Gold Medalist. Cena lifts his hand high into the air as the fans go crazy.
Booker T: Man, you know what's next!
Cole: I can only guess.....
Cena puts the hand in front of his face and waves it back and forth as the crowd yells “YOU CAN'T SEE ME!†Cena bounces off the ropes but before he can nail the 5-Knuckle Shuffle, Triple H gets to his feet and blasts Cena with a high knee. Triple H goes to pick Angle up but Angle catches Triple H in a small package roll-up.
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KICK OUT!!
Triple H somehow kicks out. Both men quickly get to their feet and start exchanging right hands once again. Triple H then swings a punch and Angle ducks. Angle then latches on and connects with a German Suplex. Angle continues to hold and hits yet another suplex. After that, he completes the hat trick and Triple H is out. Angle then goes for the pin.
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Cena breaks up the pin. Cena grabs Angle and shoves him out of the ring. Cena lifts Triple H up and connects with the F-U. Cena then pins Triple H.
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YOUR WINNER @ 14:32 AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO SHEAMUS' HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP, JOHN CENA!!!!
Booker T: John Cena did it! John Cena defeated two of the best in the world and now he's goin' to Invasion to fight Sheamus for the Hardcore Title. What a hard fought victory right there!
Cole: Angle was robbed!
Mathews: Make no mistake, despite Cole's claims, that John Cena deserved his win here tonight!
Cena rolls out of the ring and walks to the back celebrating as Triple H and Angle start to stir and make their way to the back as well.
The whole arena is quiet and is buzzing about what will happen next. They don't remain quiet for a long time though, because a very famous, for some people infamous theme hits the PA system.
"LOOK IN MY EYES... WHAT DO YOU SEE?"
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Fans roar for the Straight Edge superstar as he comes from the back, in his street gear. Well, maybe it's not street gear, but it isn't wrestling gear either. He starts making his typical entrance, but comes to the cameraman and says "hold on, I've got a better idea".
After he says that, he comes back to the top of the entrance ramp and yells "Jericho has a better entrance, hold on!"
He does a Jericho-esque pose and laughs and says "just kidding", and continues making a typical Punk entrance. He walks his way and climbs the top turnbuckle and yells "WHAT'S MY NAME???".
He hops down into the ring and grabs a microphone and sits down Indian style. He looks at the fans a bit and starts talking.
CM Punk:
Well you haven't heard me talking for several weeks, and I know you like when I'm talking, so, yeah, I'm back.
Fans cheer like crazy.
Don't cheer me yet, you don't know what's up. Sadly, I'm not here to trash Batista nor Finlay, nor I'm here to announce you that I'm going to be the next CWF Champion. I wanna address you all in a bit more serious habit than I'm used to.
Fans are quiet and Punk continues.
For weeks and weeks, I'm on a losing streak. Which is, at least in my opinion, quite unusual for me, especially after the winning streak I've had and after all the hype that was made for my match versus Finlay at Starrcade, and I'm going to exactly tell you why this all is happening. You see, as much as I hate him, Finlay is a very smart man. He's got the experience, the brains, the skills, and if you ask me as Phil Brooks, I'm going to tell you that every wrestler in the back should learn from him. Which brings me to the fact, that if you remember, one or two WARs before Starrcade he told me the reason why I'm going to stop being successful. He told me that I was way more successful when I was more caring about myself and was less caring about you people who sit there in the audience. And you know what? Maybe he was right.
Fans start booing Punk.
Whoa, whoa. Don't jump the gun yet, and let me talk. So where was I.. yeah. But maybe he wasn't. On the other side of the road, just like I've said a while ago, he maybe was, and I admit it. If I was caring more about myself, well I would not come out here to tell you what I'm up to. My and Finlay's match at Starrcade was without a doubt the match of the year, or at least the most hyped match of the year. You know.. all the twists, the trashing between me and him, the swerves, the whole Starrcade atmosphere, well it was simply amazing. During the whole match, my main goal was to beat him.. on the other note, my second goal was to entertain you people. That probably cost me my match, you know. I haven't paid attention during the match, plus Tazz screwed me, plus Finlay sent his f****n' stunt actors to hurt me! But that is history.
Fans are quiet and Punk continues.
The CWF Management started failing to be successful again. Look at Starrcade. Tazz came out in the majority of matches and he screwed great guys like me or Jericho! He made us lose when we almost had this all won! I knew it! From the very beginning Vincent Kennedy McMahon has hated me, just because I never stuck my tongue in his retired dirty anus and Tazz has hated me from the point when he became the WAR GM because I was an "invader" and me and Pride and Honor have invaded CWF and tore things up, does that sound fair? I mean, just because I am, was and will be the best, he ruined my career! But that is not all. You may hear it from my tone that I'm pretty pissed off now. After Starrcade, every wrestler had to go through a medical control or he is fired. That are simply the rules, and I respect that. I went to hospital to undergo the MRI, the CT, the EEG, everything. Guess what. I have a dislocated shoulder, four broken ribs and after last week, quite possibly a broken neck. And Tazz knew it all along and he put me into matches, he let Batista attack me and did nothing about it! Nobody hasn't done anything to prevent a possible accident that could maybe even take my life! Do you hear me, Vincent? Do you want to make me die? Is that what you want? Because if yes, you are an idiot, a freaking mindless old hog that hates the pure wrestlers which are a breed that is dying and probably no one will be ever able to save it, because those stupid yesmen in the back are not able to sign tag teams like Kings of Wrestling or to sign Bryan Danielson, Raven, Tommy Dreamer, Rich Swann, Michael Facade or hell even Low Ki!!!
Punk looks angry and continues.
This is quite impossible. Tazz keeps booking me into matches while I am seriously injured plus he lets Batista attack me and no one gives a damn about it! If I wasn't injured I would demand a match against Batista right now plus a match against Tazz, just to make THEM injured so they feel the pain I am going through because of them. And Finlay too, look at him, he's happy, drinking and doing drugs and disgracing the prestige of CWF and it's World Heavyweight Championship somewhere backstage, wrestling while drunk and when did Vince make him undergo a wellness test? I think never! But how come that? Oh, let me tell you! Because David Finlay is an asskisser and all of those monkeys backstage are! The wrestlers, the backstage workers, the idiots in the CWF HQ, just everyone!
Fans remain quiet.
But that still is not why I am out here tonight. Now that I told you about the injuries and plus the other circumstances of the fact that I am losing matches at the moment and all, and because CWF simply sickens me, yes, the company I helped to rise from being a wrestling federation wreck is now sinking again and I refuse to be a part of it and that is the reason why I am announcing that I QUIT. I quit CWF, no, wait, I quit wrestling overall! As of tonight, I am retiring from professional wrestling and only God knows if and when will I return, because this may be the very last time you will see me in a CWF ring. And do I look like I care? No. It doesn't bother me at all!
Punk makes a funny face.
Because you know, I will now tell you something in a manner of a man you all know.. Drink milk and take your vitamins Punkamaniacs, because.. Punkamania is always running wild on everyone in the wrestling world, brother!
Punk drops the microphone and wants to exit the ring, but he instead comes back to tell his fanbase one more thing.
An injury may be a tough son of a bitch, but it can be healed faster than you think, CWF Roster. At one point I will be back. When? I don't know, really. But one day you will maybe see me back here. Seriously, I would like to thank all of you who kept cheering me week in and week out, because that pumps me up, really, and also I would like to thank some of my close friends in the back, which will I not name, and I think that it's now time for me to go sleep myself, because this company tires me like nothing. Byyyee!!!
CM Punk drops the microphone. He exits with a smile on his face and leaves the arena as a semi-loud Thank You Punk chant breaks out and Cult of Personality continues playing.
He waves once more and leaves as we fade to commercial.
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WAR is rolling, with the nielson ratings high as usual, the crowd are getting slightly antsy waiting for something to happen, when suddenly the one thing they didn't want, just behind CM Punk retiring, happens.
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Chris Jericho's theme song, the CWF edit of "Break the Walls Down" hits the PA System as crowds boo their hearts out for all the misery this week has had. Jericho himself appears, but not alone. He appears to have the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoudler, but it is significantly smaller.
Jericho ignores the fans' reaction as he reaches the ring. He solemnly walks up the steel steps and into the ring. Jericho looks across the fans who are booing him eagerly. He smirks, and walks over to the other end of the ring. He is instantaneously handed a microphone by the ring technician, and he stands in the middle of the ring, staring across the crowd for a good few seconds before speaking.
Jericho:Tonight, a ceremony was carried out. A funeral, you could say. A laying to rest of the career of one man in particular, CM Punk. As far as I'm aware, Punk is popular with you hypocrites so it wouldn't surprise me he'd want to stay away from anything on national television. Any man foolish enough to accept your cheers, and thrive from them is like an obese man who will outright refuse to stop his self-killing habit of raising his cholestorol. Punk left, it was a smart thing to do. It's fortunate for all of us that we no longer have to listen to his pathetic whining about how he's the best, and how everyone but him is some sort of anus-licking troglodite. From all that I've seen, Punk, this is the smartest thing you've ever done, and it's the only smart thing you'll EVER do. You sat in this ring, singing Finlay's praises because you know if you came near him again he'd bash in your skull with his shilleleagh, and you're too incompotent to do ANYTHING about it.
The crowd start to boo and for once Jericho seems to lose his patience with them, shouting "DON'T BOO ME! DON'T YOU BOO ME, YOU PARASITES!" as he does this, they laugh and boo even harder and a CM Punk chant breaks out. Jericho regains his composure and takes the title off his shoulder, and looks at it, presenting it to all.
Jericho:Don't even pretend you don't know what I mean, Punk. You see this belt? This is a replica. A remake of the CWF World Heavyweight Championship. A championship you just couldn't cut it for. You went out and tried your best to become the World Heavyweight Champion, and to no surprise your best was no problem for Finlay. And his best will be no problem for me once management has opened their eyes. Perhaps Punk, they're even stupider than you. No, what on earth could I mean? I'm talking about the man who claims to be "Straight Edge", he claims to be "Pure." Punk, I'm not sure if you're aware, but you have a Pepsi logo tatooed on your left shoulder. As if this wasn't stupid enough, are you even aware that caffeine is a drug, you complete and utter IMBECILE!? I'm shocked that for even 2 seconds, some have compared us, the only thing we should be compared in is two opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to pure intellect!
Jericho shakes his head in disappointment as once again they boo for his relentless verbal attack on Punk.
Jericho:There is no real way to describe, there is no single word to show the absolute failure of a career you've had. Like myself, you started in ECW, but unlike me, you were trapped in that cesspool like so many others, like ants to a dead animal, you kept eating away at it and away at it until it was no more. Once you and the rest of the overweight trash can swinging maniacs known as the ECW roster were jobless, you were hired once again, wrongly. You could NEVER cut it, Punk. You talk about people using management, Punk, you're the biggest hypocrite of all. You hid behind Teddy Long when it came to the Undertaker, because you couldn't beat him. Your world title wins and reigns have been mediocre at best, twice they came about due to a Money in the Bank cash in, where you won a match, which you can win by luck, that I invented. I invented this match so people who couldn't get their opportunity could get one, and although I'll always be the best, when I was gone someone could take the reigns, and feebly try to hold this business together.
By this time, Jericho has put the replica belt back on his shoulder, and the crowd is dead silent now. They don't know what to make of this.
Jericho:And guess what, Punk? Once again, here in CWF, your incapabilities have shined through. You've never got anywhere close to winning a championship, you made promises you knew you couldn't keep, you've been given opportunity after opportunity but you fall down on your face every time. And luckily for all of us, it happened one time too many. You were injured very badly Punk, at least by your standards, and you've been temporarily forced to retire, is that it? Did Punk get a booboo? It seems to me, once again, you can't cut it, PHIL. If you want to use your name, I will reserve the right also, and I can imagine the disgrace it must give to anyone to read that birth certificate and to realise what a sham you are. You claim to be The Best Wrestler in the World, but you can't handle a simple injury. I've had injuries far worse, and each time I've come back better than before, and I've won championships. Do you know why Punk? Because I'm THE Best in the World, at what IIIII Do.
Jericho:Tazz put you in matches to see if you could handle things. You complain about a broken neck? Kurt Angle won a gold medal for YOUR country with a broken neck, and guess what? I'm better than HIM too. I sat there, backstage in my locker room, watching you pour your heart out trying to gain sympathy from these parasites, these troglodites, these hypocrites, and I just thought...how must your father feel? As far as I'm aware, he's an alcoholic, but what a DISGRACE you must be to him. You try to lead a lifestyle to seperate yourself from him, and I bet he's very glad you did, if I was any member of the Brooks family I would cut all ties with you immediately after the pathetic showing you've given. Punk, you're a failure, a screw up, a mistake, you always have been, and you always will be. You want to know why we won't sign your buddies, Bryan Danielson, Raven, Tommy Dreamer, Michael FACADE, quite a fitting name for someone who associates himself with you, and others?
Jericho leans forward towards the screen with a condescending look on his face.
Jericho:They're failures too.
After all this, the crowd have had just about enough. Various bits of rubbish are being thrown at Jericho for all the things he's said, and he actually cracks a smile at the uproarious boos that can probably be heard outside the arena. It sounds like there's going to be a riot over what Jericho's done as he laughs at them.
Jericho:Punk...do you want to know the reason, the motivation, that brought me out here? Other than your complete and utter amoeba of a career, I heard you say something in your little speech. You mentioned yourself. You said, "Tazz screws over guys like me and....Jericho." I'm personally insulted. You may be correct, Tazz may screw me over, perhaps for reasons of his own agenda, perhaps someone else's, but don't you EVER, EEEEEVEEEER, mention your name and mine in the same breath. Do not even think about it. If you even dare to try that again, I will take your pathetic Chicago flagged boots, and I will shove them so far up your intestines, you're going to have to use them as shoelaces, Punk. You're disgusting, you're the gum on my shoe, the worm under the tiles of a garden, the speck of imperfection on a perfectly clean window, you are the blemish on this company, on this industry, on the careers of all you work with. Punk, you are a CANCER, and I am glad that you've been permanently wiped from this business, and I hope you never come back. You will listen to me and what I have to say, because I am the very essence of this sport, I am at the top of my game, not a single man nears my abilities, I am the beating heart and soul of this industry, pumping blood across the globe, I am the Best in the World at What I do, Punk, maybe you haven't noticed, but I AM CHRIS JERICHO.
Jericho drops the microphone to the canvas and the title with it. His theme sounds, as the crowd is once again dead silent. Nobody knows quite what to say as the camera zooms in on the replica title lying in the ring, as Jericho leaves the ring. We cut to our announcers Booker T and Michael Cole.
Booker T: Man, CM Punk is no longer with CWF anymore, I was just beginnin' to enjoy his work. But what Jericho said 'ere was disgustin', let's run down the card for Invasion on Sunday dawgs!
Booker T: Our CWF Heavyweight Champion Finlay takin' on Edge 'ere. Edge ain't been around for long but has already proven to be a top contender, boy I'm lookin' forward to dis match!
Booker T: Dem boys over on Honor been battlin' in a tournament. Christian, Lesnar 'n Thorn gonna do battle in a Triple Threat to become da first CWF Champion. Christian's been champion before, will he do it again or we gon' see ourselves a new champion?
Booker T: WHAT DA HELL? NEW AGE OUTLAWS WERE FORGOTTEN ON DA BANNER, SOMEONE FIX DIS IMMEDIATELY! I TELL YA, DEY GONNA WIN, NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA WIN 'ERE. I AIN'T HAPPY DAT THEY DIDN'T PUT ROAD DOGG 'N BILLY GUNN ON DA CARD DAWG!
Michael Cole: Calm down Booker...
Booker T: DON'T YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, LET ME DO ME JOB!
Booker T: I ain't like John Morrison's attitude as of late, he got kidnapped dawg. Now that ain't cool, this new kid Jimmy Jacobs is gonna send him to da darkness... Cleveland Free For All whatever dat match is, this one's could be a great match.
Booker T: My homie The Rock ain't been doin' too well lately, he's takin' on dat pretty boy Cody Rhodes. Man, you know mah pick 'ere, I'm goin' Rocky all da way!
Booker T: I ain't likin' Chris Jericho, no, no, no. Chris Jericho keeps runnin' 'is damn mouth all ova da place and my boy Stone Cold is gonna whoop some ass!
Booker T: Batista beat me homie before Stone Cold, but I gotta admit Batista's been on a roll lately. He's been constantly around da top level 'ere... Takin' on dat big red monster Kane ain't gonna be pretty dat's for sure. I'm gonna say if Kane loses, he could just as well cash his briefcase in! Oh boy, Invasion on Sunday dat I cannot wait for!
We then look up to the titantron as we see Stone Cold Steve Austin.
The scene opens on “The Texas Rattlesnake†Stone Cold Steve Austin standing backstage with a microphone in hand. The crowd goes crazy for him as he starts in.
Stone Cold: Chris Jericho. Tonight, ya' came out here and ya' ran ya' damn lip off again. Only this time it wasn't about Stone Cold Steve Austin, but CM Punk. Now, I ain't the biggest fan in the world of CM Punk's, but your ass ain't got a leg to stand on when it comes to talkin' smack to someone like CM Punk. But, truth be told, CM Punk ain't the sum bitch who should be on your mind right now. Right now you should be focusin' your mind on Stone Cold Steve Austin because at CWF Invasion, it's gonna be me and you steppin' foot in the middle of that ring and I gotta' tell ya': It ain't gonna be no walk in the park. Jericho, ya' blind-sided me with a damn microphone and opened me up. Now, I don't know how sum bitches usually react to somethin' like that in Canada, but I know in Texas, you get your ass whipped for pullin' a damn stunt like that.
The crowd is so behind Austin as he continues his rant on Jericho.
Stone Cold: And ya' sit there with your little replica title belt and sayin' CM Punk didn't have what it took to win the belt. That may be the case, but swing that statement back the other damn way. Your ass ain't had what it took the whole time you've been in CWF. Jesus Christ, son, I beat the CWF Champion Finlay a couple of weeks ago on WAR and this week I'm gonna beat Batista's ass in less than 10 minutes because that's just the kind of sum bitch I am. Who the hell are you, Jericho? What? I said, who the hell are you? Ya' come out here callin' everybody hypocrites and callin' people fake when the only fake person I see around here is your ass. Look me in the eyes, ya' silly bastard and know I'm serious when I say, at Invasion, I am gonna open up a whole six pack of Whoop Ass on ya' and when I go to stomp that mudhole in your sorry ass, I'm gonna take great pleasure in walkin' that sum bitch dry!
Austin pauses briefly to gether his thoughts as the fans are going crazy listening to Austin tear Jericho a new one.
Stone Cold: Jericho, for too long I've heard you run ya' damn mouth off about bein' “The Best in the World at What You Doâ€. Do you not know who I am? My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin. I'm the toughest Son of a Bitch to ever step foot inside a wrestling ring. I'm the baddest man to ever lace up a pair of boots and put on trunks. I'm the Best in the Whole Damn World and ain't nobody, especially some mealy-mouthed bastard like you, gonna tell me any different. Jericho, Invasion is just around the corner, and I can guaran-damn-tee you that I am gonna take my ass up to Cleveland, Ohio and I'm gonna whip somebody's ass and that somebody is you, Chris Jericho. AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!
The scene fades as the crowd is absolutely going nuts for Austin.
Booker T: And we go straight to our next match!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!
Booker T: Wow here goes the master mind!
Cole: This guy is jerk!
The crowd goes absolutely crazy when the smoke rises up and they only know it could be one man. The Rated R Superstar comes out to his trademark theme song "Metalingus" as he walks through the smoke with a determined look on his face.
Booker T: Wow, we are maybe looking at our next World Heavyweight Champion...
Edge looks around and walks in nodding his head. He has his signature coat on and looks down to the floor. He looks up and poses for the crowd with fireworks going off everywhere.
Edge runs after that into the ring with a huge smirk on his face now. He gets up and hops on the top rope and looks into the crowd. The crowd is cheering loudly as the fans are ecstatic that WAR has finally come to their city and they lie in wait to see their favorite superstars such as Finlay, Edge, and Kane, they're bitterly disappointed by who turns up instead.
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!
The theme of the best in the world at what he does hits the arena PA as you can hear actually quite a positive reaction for Jericho here and Jericho step into the ring and referee quickly calls for a bell...
Booker T: And here we go!
DING! DING DING!
Cole: Let's go Jericho!
Both men lock up in the middle of the ring and Jericho quickly put Edge down on the canvas and grab his head and hold it in the hard head lock. Jericho makes sure that Edge will stay down and then he put Edge to sit position and Jericho get up and jump from back right on Edge's head with a sitting dropkick. Jericho quickly grab Edge and help him to get up on his feet and then he send him straight to the ropes and Edge runs right on the Jericho, that is looking for a clothesline, but Edge ducks down before Jericho can hit him and he still running and Jericho tries another clothesline, but again he miss and this time Edge jumps up to the air before Jericho and hit Jericho with huge flying elbow and Jericho quickly gets up and Edge grab hand of Jericho and send him to the corner and run after him and just when Jericho hit turnbuckles and turn over, Edge from back grab Jericho's head and put Jericho down to the canvas with a Running Bulldog and Edge quickly goes for a cover....
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Cole: This could be it!
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Booker T: Stay down Jericho!
Jericho kicks out!
Right after Jericho kicked out, he slowly rolled to the apron and grab ropes to help him get up and when he did, Edge walk to him and grab his head, but Jericho reverse it and slap Edge to the face and Edge turn over and fall on his knee to the middle of the ring and Jericho jump on the third rope and jump right on the Edge with the huge Springboard Crossbody and Edge quickly get up again and Jericho grab hand of the Edge and again sand him to the ropes and then throw him over him and Edge fall before ropes and then just roll on the apron and just Jericho did moments before, Edge with help of ropes gets up and Jericho run to the ropes and jump on them and with their help hit Edge and send him out of the ring after Springboard Dropkick and Jericho after Edge fall out of the ring, run again to the ropes and jump through the second rope with the suicide dive and referee begin to count...
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Booker T: That guy is making me proud!
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Cole: Not so great in my opinion...
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Booker T: What the hell are you talking about Cole?
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Jericho gets up first and step on the apron and want to get back into the ring, but Edge already get up as well and from back grab leg of Jericho and put him back out of the ring and Jericho turn over and Edge connect his head with few punches and then he grab head of Jericho and connect it with the floor and Edge get back into the ring...
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Booker T: Ohhhhh mahhhhhh lord.
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Cole: And Jericho is out!
Ten... NO!
Right before ten, Jericho roll back into the ring and Edge looks shocked and can't believe that Jericho get back and he go to argue with referee about slow counts and Jericho in the meantime get up and grab all of his strengh and wait till Edge turn over, Jericho grab his hands and put him up and down with the Double Underhook Backbreaker and Edge fall down to the middle of the ring and Jericho quickly get up and run to the ropes, jump on them and turn over in air and hit Edge and then wait for him to get up again and look for The Codebreaker, but Edge reverse it and give few punches to the head of the Jericho and fight back for his live and Jericho fight back as well and Edge fall down to his knee and Jericho run to the ropes and look for a clothesline, but Edge was quicker and connect Jericho with a spear and goes for a cover...
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Booker T: SPEAR!
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Cole: This is it!
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Booker T: WHAT?! My boy did it!
DING! DING! DING!
HERE IS YOUR WINNER @17:21 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Edge quickly jump up on the corner and raise his hands and fans get crazy for him...
Cole: Oh my god!
Cole: That was awful...
While Edge is on the corner, into the ring runs Finlay with the shillelagh in his hand....
Booker T: What the?!
Edge doesn't see Finlay, that get into the ring and with shalleilah in his hand wait for Edge. Edge jump off the corner and from back takes shot with shalleilah and fall down to the canvas and fans loudly boo at Finlay. Finlay run to the ropes and jump down right on Edge with a Flying Bomb and then ask Hornswoggle for his title. Hornswoggle gie him his title and Finlay wait for Edge to get up and when he did, Finlay hit Edge with his title and then step over him and show his title to the world and we turn to black....
We go to commercial.
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ELIMINATION CHAMBER
YOURS TRULY, 23RD OCTOBER 2011
ONLY ON WRESTLINGSMARKS
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We come back from commercial as Taz is standing in the ring.
Taz: Before I get to our main event of the night there's somethin' that needs to be said regarding the Hardcore Championship. Earlier on we all saw John Cena win to get the rights to Sheamus' title. Now what I want to do is bring them both out 'ere now.
CHAIN GANG IS THE CLICK
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The fans in the arena erupt as John Cena comes running out from behind the curtain spinning in circles. He stops as he looks out into the back rows of the pavilion as he preforms his signature salute towards the chain gang soldiers.
He then runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope into to ring raising both hands into the air as the women and children pop. He walks over to the side of the ring and asks for a microphone. He walks to the centre of the ring and then addresses those in attendance in the Mississippi Coast Coliseum as well as Taz.
John Cena: Woah, woah, woah... You want me out here already after I won my match. You could have let me have a shower, do a few things backstage and tell me the match. What's so darn important for me to come out here? Come on Taz, you should be treating me like a top star here, it's alright, it's alright... I can deal with the Hardcore Title for now.. Y-
Read The Words That Are Written In My Face ...
Why Believe Them? I Belive Them!
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Theme of Celtic Warrior and also called Irish Curse Sheamus, but also new Hardcore Champion hits the PA System of the arena. Sheamus comes out of backstage area with championship belt on his shoulder and goes straight to the ring. On the ramp, while he's walking, he's hitting his chest as a sign of his great power. He stops in front of the ring and look at both sides of the arena. The crowd cheers loudly, but Sheamus gives attendance just a sarcastic smile and continues his way to the ring over the steel steps to the apron, where he stands for a while and looks at the crowd again. Then over the second rope he enters the ring and starts to hit his chest again. The crowd cheers even more loud and Sheamus asks for microphone, so he can start to speak ....
Sheamus: Fella, ya see this? This is my championship 'n I'm gonna be facin' Finlay next pal. So Taz, make it quick 'cos an Irishmen has some serious battlin' to do before Sunday. But Cena, I want ya to know that when it comes to facin' me, I'm a Celtic Warrior and I have pride and passion for this business... Guess I'll see ya on Sunday fella.
Sheamus goes to leave the ring but Taz stops him.
Taz: Hold it there, before anythin' happens... You two are not to put hands on each other tonight at all. So John, before I ask you to leave... the match this Sunday for the Hardcore Champion is goin' to be a Last Man Standin'
Booker T: OH BOY! DIS GON BE GOOD!
John Cena: Good luck tryin' to keep me down for ten seconds Mr. Mayo.
Taz: John, get out of the ring immediately or I will fire you on the spot. Now leave...
Cena refuses to leave, but after Sheamus threatens him and Taz begins walking closer to Cena, he leaves. Taz leaves the ring as well and walks up the ramp with John Cena as Sheamus looks on, once the duo have left a theme song is played as we're heading for our main event!
Read The Words That Are Written In My Face ...
Why Believe Them? I Believe Them!
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Theme of Celtic Warrior and also called Irish Curse Sheamus, but also new Primetime Champion hits the PA System of the arena. Sheamus comes out of backstage area with championship belt on his shoulder and goes straight to the ring. On the ramp, while he's walking, he's hitting his chest as a sign of his great power. He stops in front of the ring and look at both sides of the arena. The crowd cheers loudly, but Sheamus gives attendance just a sarcastic smile and continues his way to the ring over the steel steps to the apron, where he stands for a while and looks at the crowd again. Then over the second rope he enters the ring and starts to hit his chest again. The crowd cheers even more louder as...
MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!
Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand and CWF Championship around his waist, with Hornswoggle by his side to a boos from the crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring, before moving over to the turnbuckle and climbs it just staring at the crowd and then raises his newly won CWF Heavyweight Championship and lets out a sly grin..
They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd as Hornswoggle goes to the apron as Finlay looks at Sheamus.
Tony Chimel: The GM has set a reminder that this match is a Belfast Brawl, Falls Count Anywhere is included as well!
Booker T: Oh mah lord, I forgot... Things are goin' to get brutal 'ere!
As the bell rings, Sheamus instantly goes for a punch but Finlay is quick enough to block as Finlay kicks Sheamus in the abdomen section as Finlay then begins giving right hooks several times before Irish-whipping Sheamus to the ropes. Sheamus springs off the ropes as Finlay clotheslines Sheamus. Finlay then grabs Sheamus' right leg and kicks the calf, Finlay then twists it as Sheamus rolls over as Finlay looks for a Single Leg Boston Crab but Sheamus manages to roll back and kick Finlay sending him to land on his backside. Finlay gets up quickly but Sheamus kicks Finlay in the shin as Sheamus walks back as he looks for a Brogue kick but Finlay manages a double leg takedown as Finlay begins delivering multiple punches. Sheamus then reverses and rolls Finlay before hitting a few punches as they both roll out of the ring. Sheamus grabs Finlay and looks to Irish-whip him towards the barricade but Finlay counters and hits a short arm clothesline. Finlay then goes for a leg drop which connects as Finlay looks under the ring as Hornswoggle stops him and gives him a Shillelagh instead, Finlay smiles as he goes to use it but Sheamus who's on the ground kicks Finlay's hand which knocks off the Shillelagh as Sheamus kicks Finlay in the shin again as Sheamus gets to his feet and Irish-whips Finlay towards the barricade.
Booker T: Both Irishmen are startin' off strong 'ere!
Sheamus then takes a few steps back as he goes for a Brogue Kick but Finlay moves out of the way as Sheamus goes over the barricade and into the crowd. Finlay gets up to his feet as Sheamus gets to his feet and looks to get back into the arena side, Finlay grabs him as Sheamus' leg is on the barricade as Finlay hits a DDT as Finlay goes for a pinfall.
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KICK OUT!
Michael Cole: I'm surprised Sheamus kicked out of that DDT!
Booker T: Sheamus has been a great champion as of late, don't rule him out dawg!
Finlay looking disappointed by what just happened, Finlay yells at Hornswoggle as Hornswoggle grabs a small kendo stick as Sheamus slowly gets to his feet. Sheamus looks at Hornswoggle who uses the mini kendo stick and begins hitting Sheamus but it has barely any effect. Sheamus grabs Hornswoggle and tosses him to Finlay as Finlay catches him, Sheamus then connects with a Brogue Kick as both men go down. Sheamus doesn't even look for a pinfall instead he grabs a drink from under the ring as Sheamus grabs Finlay and gets him to his feet as Sheamus then spits green liquid over Finlay's face. Finlay stumbles back like a drunken man as he tries to clean his eyes as Sheamus kicks him in the abdomen as Sheamus lifts him up looking for a Crucifix Powerbomb but Finlay spits green liquid at Sheamus as well as Sheamus lets go as Finlay lands on his feet. Finlay manages to find a towel under the ring as he wipes his eyes as he shakes his head as he looks at Sheamus as Finlay hits a German suplex as he looks for a pinfall.
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Kick Out!
Booker T: Dey both had green liquid on 'em, lucky charms I say!
Finlay gets to the apron as he looks at Sheamus who's on the floor laid down as Finlay leaps off the apron with a leg drop which misses as Sheamus rolls to the side as he grabs the towel and wipes his eyes. Sheamus gets to his feet as he grabs Finlay to his feet as Sheamus hits a side slam backbreaker. Sheamus then checks under the ring as he grabs a Shillelagh, Sheamus then begins hitting Finlay in the abdomen section with the Shillelagh, Hornswoggle gets to his feet and sneaks by behind as he leaps off the apron grabbing Sheamus in a sleeper hold as Hornswoggle tries to bite Sheamus' back. Sheamus bends over as Hornswoggle flips over him, Sheamus grabs Hornswoggle and lifts him into a powerbomb position before slamming him against the apron/steel post as Hornswoggle bounces off and looks absolutely motionless.
Booker T: Sheamus just killed Hornswoggle 'ere, mah God!
As Sheamus turns his attention back to Finlay, Finlay is already on his feet as Sheamus looks for a clothesline but Finlay ducks and turns around and grabs Sheamus onto his shoulders before connecting with the Rolling Hills. Finlay then walks over to the announce desk as he demands a steel chair which is then given to him, Finlay walks over to Sheamus as Sheamus connects with a big boot as the chair whacks Finlay across the face. Finlay falls back against the announce table, Sheamus then pushes Finlay off as Sheamus takes off the top part of the announcers table as he takes off the televisions as the commentators move back. Sheamus grabs Finlay and places him on top of the announcer's desk. Sheamus goes for a Crucifix Powerbomb but is unable to lift Finlay up, Finlay pushes Sheamus off before delivering a low blow.
Booker T: Da hell ya think ya doin' Finlay?
Michael Cole: It's perfectly legal Booker...
Sheamus drops down to his knees as Finlay grabs Sheamus and looks for a Tombstone Piledriver but finds it hard to lift Sheamus to his feet, Sheamus counters as he lifts Finlay for a Crucifix Powerbomb attempt but Finlay backslides as he quickly jumps off the table. Sheamus looks around as Finlay uses his hands and grabs Sheamus' feet as Sheamus falls back, the table doesn't break. Finlay grabs Sheamus and pulls him off the table as Finlay charges Sheamus into the corner steel post, Finlay then runs at Sheamus looking to spear Sheamus against the steel post but Sheamus moves out of the way on time as Finlay's left shoulder hits the steel post. Sheamus then grabs Finlay and lifts him up with the Crucifix Powerbomb but Finlay backslides and rolls Sheamus up for a schoolboy.
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KICK OUT!
Sheamus and Finlay take their time getting to their feet, Sheamus is first to get up as he slides into the ring as Finlay does as well. Sheamus begins stomping away before lifting Finlay to his feet, Sheamus then Irish-whips Finlay to the ropes who springs back as Sheamus goes for a Brogue Kick but misses, Sheamus turns around as Finlay grabs Sheamus and places Sheamus on Finlay's shoulder but Sheamus uses his elbow as he connects to the jaw of Finlay. Finlay lets go as Sheamus hits a reverse DDT backbreaker before connecting with a German Suplex. Sheamus then hits a knee drop to Finlay's head which connects, Sheamus repeats it two more times as Sheamus then grabs Finlay before placing him against the corner turnbuckle. Sheamus then lifts Finlay to the top rope as Finlay tries to fight back but Sheamus hits a strong right hook as Sheamus turns around grabbing Finlay's wrist before hitting a Crucifix Powerbomb which connects. Sheamus then goes for the pinfall.
Booker T: Sheamus done it now!
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KICK OUT!
Booker T: You've got to be kiddin' me dawg! NO WAY!
Sheamus is looking furious by this, he grabs Finlay and has him in the middle of the ring looking stumbled, Sheamus bounces off the ropes as he goes for a Brogue Kick which connects. Finlay falls back to near the ropes, Sheamus goes for another pinfall.
Booker T: He gon' do it this time! That's me boy!
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FINLAY HAS FEET ON THE ROPES!
Michael Cole: Wow...
Booker T: DID YA SEE DAT DERE? OHHHHHHHHHHHH MAHHHHHHHHH LAWD!
Sheamus gets up, looking absolutely pissed off. He kicks Finlay in the guts as he sets him for a Crucifix Powerbomb but Finlay counters and backslides as he grabs Sheamus and hits the Rolling Hills. Finlay then grabs Sheamus's leg and locks in the Celtic Knot!
Booker T: No way, Sheamus can't tap 'ere! He just can't!
Finlay holds it in for a while, Sheamus struggling to escape. Edge rushes down the entrance ramp!
Booker T: Edge gon' help Sheamus dawg!
Edge breaks up the submission hold as he sets himself at the corner turnbuckle as he waits to spear Finlay. Finlay slowly gets up as does Sheamus, Edge charges at Finlay but Finlay moves out of the way and pushes Edge into Sheamus.
Michael Cole: Huge mistake here with Edge spearing Sheamus by accident.
Edge slides out of the ring and realizes what he's done, he looks absolutely shocked. Finlay grabs Sheamus and gets him to his feet as Finlay then connects with the Celtic Cross as Finlay goes for a pinfall.
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Winner by pinfall, Finlay!
Booker T: DAMN DAWG, Can't believe Finlay outsmarted Edge 'ere, I know he didn't mean it!
Finlay walks up the entrance ramp as he grabs Hornswoggle as they celebrate the win.
Edge slides into the ring as he grabs Sheamus as Edge apologizes and offers to shake Sheamus' hand. Sheamus shakes Edge's hand as they look at Finlay as he heads up the ramp as the show goes to fade...
Credits;
Hoov - Triple Threat Match (HHH vs. Kurt Angle vs. John Cena)
Bronzy - Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Batista,
Andrew - Sheamus vs. Finlay
Awesome Miz - Chris Jericho vs. Edge
Card for Invasion;
Finlay© vs. Edge - CWF World Heavyweight Championship
Batista vs. Kane
Jericho vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Sheamus vs. TBD - Hardcore Championship
Christian vs. Brock Lesnar vs. Kevin Thorn - Triple Threat for the CWF Championship
The Coven vs. New Age Outlaws vs. Matt Hardy & Shannon Moore vs. R.E.M.E.D.Y. vs. Emperors of Royalty for CWF Tag Team Championships
Jimmy Jacobs vs. John Morrison in a Cleveland Free-For-All
Cody Rhodes vs. The Rock