CWF 2011: Trashtalking - Starrcade #1 (Merging Issue)

[rawisrey]

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*Hassans theme hits and the crowd immediately stand up and boo, Muhammad walks out on stage looking up towards the crowd before he spits down at the ground and begins to walk down the ramp. He stops mid ramp, he looks up in the sky and lifts both hands in the air, this signals backstage as Khali emerges through the curtain with Daivari following behind him. Both all three men walk down the ramp and to the ring, Daivari heads over to the time keepers table to get a microphone as Khali and Hassan get up on the apron. Khali steps over the top rope into the ring and Hassan gets into the ring standing in the middle of the ring, Daivari hands him a microphone. Hassan tells Khali and Daivari something off mic and both men stand side by side facing the stage as Hassan lifts up his microphone*

Muhammad Hassan:

In my singles debut here in CWF I did something countless others haven't been able to do before me, and that is pin C.M Punk one two three in the middle of this ring in a one on one match. I pinned the so called number one contender but when that happened, when I was in celebration of my undefeated streak beginning I was wrongfully attacked from behind by someone referred to as a monster. And now we are to face each other in my Pay Per View Debut, well let me just say right here and now that i am not afraid of the big red machine.

*The crowd boos seeing Hassan hiding behind the tag team champions.*

The Great Hassan is busy at Starrcade defending their Tag Team Titles, however they are out here right now because we stick together. The Great Hassan is first and foremost loyal to me, and they are out here to make sure I am not again attacked from behind by that disgusting monster. Because for all his talk of pain and wrath he is the real coward, and with that said Kane is a perfect representation of you people.

You people who hide behind a red, white, and blue mask to keep face but attack me and The Great Hassan for our heritage. Kane he hides behind a mask and he uses fire and smoke to try and hide the fact that he is a 7 foot coward who has to resort to attacking people from behind, I and the Hassan we do not hide behind mask. We are in the open and at Starrcade our dominance will be shown more than ever, These two have run through every tag team there is and I have already proven I can beat the Number one contender. And now once I beat the Money in the Bank holder it will be more apparent than ever that I deserve to be given my World Championship opportunity, because we are The Great Hassan and we will completely take over CWF.

Kane you've been terrorizing people around here for a while now, everyone seems to be fearful of you and with that briefcase that includes anyone who has a title wrapped around their waist. But Kane you do not scare me, just like the big monster that is this country doesn't scare me whenever I walk down the street and an stared at with angry looks in their eyes. And once we face one on one you will learn that it is the big red monster who should be afraid of the Great....Hassan!

*Hassan lowers his mic, he tells Khali and Daivari to step back, Hassan stands near the ropes farthest from the entrance as Khali stands in front of him slightly and Daivari stands next to him all three staring at the stage*​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Suddenly the lights go out in the arena, inciting cheers of excitement and anticipation of what it means from the crowd. When the lights come up they cheer even more, as Kane is standing in the ring, looking at Hassan.

Kane: After I put my issues with Triple H to rest, I wondered who would next foolishly try to pry my fingers away and release the death grip of dominance I have on this company. I surveyed the faces, many of them familiar to me, which led me to believe one of them may make the attempt. Anyone would suspect that. Because here you have an otherwordly being ravaging through the company, laying the men in his crosshairs to rest, and promising those that follow in those men's footsteps the same fate. So why would a ruthless Southerner that thrives on laying waste to his peers be content with letting it happen under his nose, and not do a thing about it?

Why would the former champion not do everything in his power to keep someone like me from claiming the prize he once held? A specialist in brutality, that survived everything that was thrown at him or he was thrown off of, why isn't he attempting to best the demon? I have an answer. The reason they dare not enter my sight is the same reason the man that boasts immortality and his loyal puppets won't, they'd rather live in the past that was the WWF than try to mean something to the future that is CWF. If it is the members of your generation that are the stars that shine brightest, and not the members of the current, then why is it they that walk into the mouth of the dragon?

Because you're fooling yourselves. Your fate is inevitable, if you face me you will be terminated from your time on this planet. But walking down that lonely road and dying what your fans will perceive a hero's death is a lot more noble than dying a coward's demise. For it has been stated, whether you come to me or I must hunt you down, your soul is mine for the taking.

Kane directs his attention to his opponent at last.

Muhammad, I am not certain why exactly you have been placed in my path, as no specific vendetta has been expressed through either of our lips. But fate has wished our destinies to cross, so honor its command I shall. Ever since you first dwelled the corridors of this organization, you have tainted the canals of all who have heard your propaganderous filth and the verbal poison that is your cries of bigotry. Know this mortal, I show no favoritism. It doesn't matter from which part of the planet you hail, what tongue you speak, what pigment you appear, or what garb you don. EVERYONE looks the same after they are engulfed by the fire. So rest assured that at Starrcade, I will finish what my brother failed to do years ago, and banish your soul to Hell!

Kane lowers his microphone, looking at Hassan.​

 

[SoccerBoy]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

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"I Came to Play"by Downstait begins to play over the PA System. The Miz and the always sexy Maryse come out to the stage to loud boo's from the audience. They walk down the ramp ignoring the fans. They get to the ring and they both do their usual taunts on the ring apron. Maryse gets a mic from one of the CWF workers and hands it to the Miz. He pauses for a while and then begins to speak.

The Miz: Every little kid in the arena wants to know why I attacked their favorite superhero John Cena last week on WAR. John I attacked you for a pair of reasons, the main one being that I don’t like you. You and I have fought many times in our career and it looks like it won’t end anytime soon. The other reason why I attacked you is because I’m frustrated with the way CWF management has been treating me. I needed to make an impact and show them who brings them ratings. I am the reason WAR is one of the highest rated shows in television history. I am the must-see CWF superstar currently.

The Miz pauses for a moment before picking up his mic again

The Miz: You on the other hand are the hero of all these little kiddies in the arena tonight. That’s right Cena, I see you as the wrestler who has captured of millions of nine year kids. Those kids love you John, just like they love their little kid cartoons like Spongebob. The only people that cheer for are those kids while the real wrestling fans chant things like “Cena Sucksâ€￾

Just then the men start chanting "Cena Sucks" agreeing with the Miz as he smiles. The kids and the women start a Cena chant to the delight of Cena

The Miz: Back to Starrcade, I’m glad that you have accepted my challenge because I am going to have fun beating you on the Grandest Stage of them all. This will be the second time you and I have faced off in a Grand Stage and just like I did last time, I will beat you again.

The Miz puts his mic down signaling he is done talking as he and Maryse wait for Cena's response. ​

 

[PegasusKid]

Cena steps forward as the women and children cheer loudly. John raises his microphone and repies to Miz.

John Cena
Miz, Miz Miz Miz .... to quote some wanna be superstar .... Really? Really? ...Really????? Seriously Mike you are going to go with the whole im upset with management routine. Becase I dont see how coming out here to the ring and wasting everyones time complaining is going to get you into their good books.

Cena shrugs his shoulders and then grins waves it off and continues before Miz has a chance to butt in.

John Cena
But you see Miz your second mistake is that you have distracted yourself away from our match at Starrcade. You have become focused on my fan base, and Miz I think that may be because with out the help of the Rock you have never beaten me. And in your head you know you cant.

Cena stares at Miz hand on his head, Miz looks around the arena frustrated and raises his microphone but John cuts him off.

John Cena
But Mike the fact is that at Starrcade I am going to give you the biggest Attitude Ajustment that I have ever given in my life. And it is something that you have had coming to you for long long time. But I guess that now all you have left is time because you are in some serious trouble once that bells ring my friend.

John stares at Miz with a huge grin on his face waiting for a response.​

 

[BronzyCoder]

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The Starrcade stage is slightly being assembled as Jericho doesn't even want to wait till the show starts. The Best in the World at what he does has his theme play throughout the arena as the few fans that have shown up early boo him, although he can't hear them at all.

Chris straightens his tie as he makes his way down the ramp. He's carrying himself with a bit more swagger than usual tonight, as if that were possible. A smile crawls across his face as he looks at the few people in the front rows giving him some boos. He chuckles to himself at their futile endeavours and moves on as he reaches the middle of the aisle. He marches up the steel steps, and looks out at the few people here once again in the middle of them.

He walks into the ring, ready as he will ever be, and demands that the technician hand him a microphone, he may be in a dead end job with no future, but don't take it out on him, you self-centered man. Jericho rips the microphone from his hands before moving into the center of the ring, taking in all of this spotlight before he starts off.

Jericho:Well, well, well. What a surprise, here I am. The Greatest Wrestler in the world on the grandest stage in all of the Championship Wrestling Federation. It truly amazes me that even now, people sit in the back and think that one day, they'll surpass me. That I'll be an afterthought, a has been, a washed up champion. Well unfortunately for them, I'm about to crush your world underneath my shoe, because here, live on pay per view on Starrcade, I will become an 11-time Intercontinental Champion. I will show to the world that I am the best what I do, yet again. Ever since Retribution people have been questioning me. Wanting to know if I still "think" I'm the best. Am I nervous about facing Brock Lesnar, just because he's bigger? I've fought giants in my illustrious career many times before, I may not be a 6"6 hulk of a man with jacked muscles, but I will outwrestle all of them, I will outthink all of them, and I will outtalk each and every single one of them. Brock Lesnar is one.

Jericho rubs his face where he was injured at Retribution after the nasty fall from the F5 Brock Lesnar delivered to him. He looks up with a scowl on his face, as some of the people let out a laugh because they know what he's thinking about. He looks to some guy in the crowd who let out a cackle.

Jericho:You think this is funny? Is my situation amusing to you? I'm the man who's standing here getting a title match at the biggest Pay Per View to date, and the man who has so little to do with his life that he came here early just to get in the front row laughs at me? This is beyond tragic, this is a trainwreck. But fortunately for CWF, I am the search and rescue team all by myself, and I will find our missing ratings for this show and I will catapult them through the roof. Every week, people tune in to watch me. They want to see me decimate my opponents each and every time, go on this microphone and bring to light the lies and conspiracies you hypocrites have pawned against me, and I deflect with my complete radiance and clear mind. I haven't even started on Brock Lesnar, or Paul Heyman. Both of those men should be ashamed that I'm not the Intercontinental Champion right now. Do you want to know why?

The people let out a small "What?" as Jericho smirks in response.

Jericho:It wouldn't surprise me you would ask that, you hypocrites have never had quite a strong grasp on the English language, have you? They should be ashamed because Lesnar knows, Heyman knows, you parasites know but you'll never admit it, that Lesnar is a false champion. If I was competing in that match, Lesnar knows I simply would have won, no matter my number. I would have walked in and reclaimed the Intercontinental Championship that I was completely screwed out of in horrendous fashion. But the entire match was corrupt from the start, with the complete wastes of roster space on it to the horrible result of it. Even after the match, I was assaulted, and Cody Rhodes is lucky I do not file for assault, because while he wastes his time with some inferior "Primetime" Championship, I am competing for one of the most coveted titles in history, which I have held the most times. Truly, you made a big impact there Mr.Rhodes. As I was saying, Brock. I don't have a lot of time to be wasting out here, so if you want, you can bring yourself out here with Paul Heyman, and we can talk. Or, you can sit in the back and simply delay the inevitable. It is your choice to make.

Jericho's arm drops to his side as he stares at the titantron and mouths "What is it going to be?"​

OOC: GL Slim. I hope we can make this a good one.

 

[BronzyCoder]

I'm ready for this one, it ought to be a great show. I'm looking forward to what everyone does TT'ing wise and promos too.

 

[rawisrey]

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*The Great Hassans theme hits the arena and the crowd immediately stand up and boo, Daivari and Khali walk through the curtain neither with the tag title and Daivari already holding a microphone. As they walk down the ramp Daivari lifts his microphone up*

Daivari:

If you notice, we are not carrying our championship, and that is because Muhammad Hassan believes they'd be safer in our locker room until we are to defend them, and that is part of the greater good. However speaking of defending them, for some reason Muhammad Hassans words have not sunk into the people in charge yet. As this is yet another example of prejudice shown to myself and The Great Khali, on War we were set to face Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart. If they won they would receive a championship shot at Starrcade

*Daivari walks up the steel steps and steps into the ring as Khali pulls himself up on the ring apron and steps over the top rope*

Well at the last second it was changed from Bret Hart to Triple H, but that made no difference as The Great Khali and I still defeated them both. Well if you remember the stipulation if DX won they would get a shot, well they lost so what happens? they got a shot and so does two other teams that have done nothing to earn it. We must defend our tag team championship against three teams after we already beat one we beat the tag team division in a battle royal, yet again we are treated as second class citizens, as second class superstars. Well either way I can't say we are worried, because we have two things working for us, one is the guidance of Muhammad Hassan, and the other is standing by my side.

*Daivari drops to one knee and motions to Khali*

The Great Khali is an unstoppable force, he can not only beat anyone on the roster but he can brush off the offense of any other superstar. With the strength of The Great Khali, and the intelligence of Muhammad Hassan we are unbeatable, and wether it be a tested and proven team like the New Age Outlaws, a legendary duo like DX, or a new matching of Chosen Destiny, The Great hassan is greater.

We will remain undefeated, and we will remain Tag Team Champions, and it is all towards The Greater...

*Daivari is cut off*​

 

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME!

The crowd goes absolutely crazy when the smoke rises up and they only know it could be one man. The Rated R Superstar comes out to his trademark theme song "Metalingus" as he walks through the smoke with a determined look on his face.

Edge looks around and walks in nodding his head. He has his signature coat on and looks down to the floor. He looks up and poses for the crowd with fireworks going off everywhere.

Edge runs after that into the ring with a huge smirk on his face now. He gets up and hops on the top rope and looks into the crowd. The crowd is cheering loudly as Edge takes his coat off and gets the microphone.

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge
Well in a few short days, the day will finally come. Batista against Edge, this will probably go in the history books that all of you will remember. Now I may rip Batista for how he acts, how he's still a massive tool, but the guy can still hang with the big boys. With the increase of new young talent, people seem to think guys that over thirty five can't hang. Well the young guns sure are wrong, just look at our heavyweight champion he's 52. Then you look at both me and Batista were over thirty five. CM Punk is a shade below 35, but if you ever get a close up look at his eye bangs you think he was older than me. The point I am trying to make is that we still got it especially me. I won't lay down for anyone, because I'm still going strong and the spotlight is still on me. So far my time in CWF has been a bit of roller coaster, but name one show I haven't done something that makes you say "Wow" because I sure can't. I have made some epic run ins, speared the lights out of people, and sure as hell been more entertaining than anyone on the roster. Yet Batista feels like he's the guy that wants to be the face of the company. I don't really like saying the word "really" like The Miz does, because it's a pretty cheesy catchphrase so I'll say this. As my long time Edge head buddy Zach Ryder says "Are You Serious Bro"? Because there is no way in hell some overgrown baby is going to be the champion of this historic company with legions of passionate fans.

The crowd starts a "Thank You Edge" chant, as he starts waving to different fans. He paces a bit but then goes on.

Edge: This is a company where fans want to see things that they will remember for the rest of their lives. People won't remember you demanding your spotlight and how you flex for them. No Dave, people remember passionate speeches, huge victories, big time moves, and some memorable one line jokes something that none of these abilities you posses. It makes me sick how you get this opportunity but I can't lie you looked good against Mr.RKO himself. Then again, you always had his number just like how I have your number. I see you think your big and tough now that you got a new submission move. I don't know what's lamer the move itself or the name. The Batista Bite wow look how scary that is. That sounds like some name you find in a Pokemon game. In case you forgot, I am from Canada where submission wrestling is represented as the biggest way of dishing out pain. Canada has had legends from Bret Hart, Chris Benoit, and even though he may be arrogant still one of the greatest of all time Chris Jericho! Now I consider myself one of the greatest to come from Canada and it's been a while since I brought it out. But believe me, if it comes to it I am going to make you suffer. The Edgecator is one of the deadliest moves that has ever seen before and when it comes down to pulling out all the stocks, I will big man!! In case your memory isn't good since your IQ is barley at 50 let me remind you how it looks like.

They show a clip on the screen, as it shows Edge delivering the Edgecator to Dolph Ziggler. The crowd roars as Edge smirks when the camera is shown to him again.

Edge: Some of you may wonder why would I just expose my plan. Well it's simple cause with my mind, I still have other ways to take down this jackass. Batista thinks he can outsmart me by using a submission, sorry buddy if anyone know submission wrestling it's me. Their is nothing that's going to stop me regardless of how big you are. This match will go down on proving why I am back and how I'm still The Rated R Superstar. Tazz knows it as well and I hope you don't try to use him as leverage Dave. This isn't one of those types of matches where you can use someone for your glory. Also doesn't help that you can't put together a couple of words that actually make you sound like the manipulating bastard I once was. So I really hope you find something better to fix up your ways, because time is running out for you. You need this more than..

Batista's entrance music interrupts Edge, as Edge is pissed.

Edge: Oh your sure asking for you bastard interrupting me!!​

 

[Lub]

Read The Words That Are Written In My Face ...
Why Believe Them? I Belive Them!

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Theme of Celtic Warrior and also called Irish Curse Sheamus hits the PA System of the arena. Sheamus comes out of backstage are and goes straight to the ring. On the ramp, while he's walking, he's hitting his chest as a sign of his great power. He stops in front of the ring and look at both sides of the arena. The crowd cheers loudly, but Sheamus gives attendance just a smile and continues his way to the ring over the steel steps to the apron, where he stands for a while and looks at the crowd again. Then over the second rope he enters the ring and starts to hit his chest again. The crowd cheers even more loud and Sheamus asks for microphone, so he can start to speak ....

Finally I get the oppertunity ta win some gold. Now we a' just contestants, but afte' this match we a' goin' ta have a new CWF Primetime Champion and that's gonna be me. I swea' I will be wearin' that titel with pride and 'onor. And nobody's gonna stop me from takin' that titel home with me. This will be probably tha easiest match in my caree', because I'm facin' a guy who thinks that he's a vampi'e and a guy, who thinks, that when he looks good he has tha right to have that titel. Ye know, somebody like John Morrison does not even dese've to have balls. But let's talk mo' 'bout that match. Some people believe in me and some people not. Well I gotta tell ya, that it doesn't matte' what othe' people think, when ya know that yer gonna be a champion. I'm su' ye people wanna new champion. Well I can give it a new and strongest champion of all time. Sheamus, The new CWF P'imetime champion, sounds really good don't ye people think? I'm ready to take out everytin' that's gonna stand in me way. Now I would like ta talk 'bout CWF fer a minute ...

The crowd is cheering because of mentioning Morrison's name and sheamus continues ...

Ya know, CWF needs a new faces. But it also needs a strong, powerful, smart people, who knows what they want. I am one of them. Oi am maybe not the smartest fella on this planet, but Oi am strong and powerful and I know what I want. And what I want right now is to wear that title on my shoulder and show the wo'ld, that Sheamus is no mo' a toy, but he is a serio's man, who dese'ves to be a champion, who dese'ves to be a face of this company. Not Finlay and not even a CM Punk, it doesn't matte' who's gonna win that Heavyweight Championship match, because the real champion is standin' right he'e in the middle of this very ring. And afte' I'll win this titel, I can focus on mo' prestigious titels, just like Heavyweight championship. Eve'ybody knows, that Sheamus is a championship material, Sheamus is almost a synonymum of gold. Sheamus makes money fer this company, it's Sheamus' T-shirts, that are the best sellings. And when I'll become a Primetime Champion, can ye imagine, how CWF is gonna get thei' money's worth. And my opponents, they a' nothin' compa'e to me. Well, let's face it, nobody is bigge' o' bette' than meself. And I can tell ye guys right now, that I don't like garbage, which means, that when Kevin Thorn and John Morrison are gonna come down he'e, they will know, how The Celtic Warrio' is cleanin' tha house ...

The crowd chants Sheamus' name and The Irish curse continues ...

Well, if they're gonna be able to come down he'e, I mean, if thei' fea' will allow 'em. Some people my have a fea' from spide's, some from snakes, but the'e is a ce'tain group of people, who have a really widespread phobia. It is called Sheamusophobia and almost every single man on Ea'th has this phobia. And if John Morrison or Kevin Thorn hasn't this illness right now, they'll get it afte' ou' match. I was on tha top of the werld once and the'e's no doubt, that I can do it again. I am a hero of this company, because, when it was at the bottom, I came and saved it and take it back to the top. What Morrison o' that othe' fella have done fo' it. I know that this is not 'bout credits, but I am su'e I dese've one, fer what I've done fer this company and what I am gonna do fer it in the futu'e. Some people may t'ink that Oi am not the good ol' Sheamus, but don't worry ... Oi have my evil side with me and I am ready to bring it on the light anytime it will be necessary. Speakin' of lights, if Tho'n is a vampi'e, then how can he get down he'e, when there a' light all around. But who ca'es, I'm gonna kick his arse anyway ...

Audience is cheering for Sheamus and The Celtic Warrior is ready to say few more words ...

I've got a lot of t'ings to say, but we don't have enough time to get it all of my chest. All I wanted to say. I said that. I said what I want to do and what I am gonna do to my opponents. The only thing we can expect is them to come he'e and liste to things I've already said. Once I will become Primetime Champion everyt'in' will change. Not only fer me, but also fer ye people. Because the era of The Celtic Warrio', The Irish Curse Sheamus is gonna be ve'y long and absolutely brilliant. And once the CWF will find a man who's gonna take that tiítel away f'om me, I will begin my hunt fer CWF Heavyweight championship. And ya bette' believe me, that this Irish fella standin' right he'e is gonna get what he wants ...

Sheamus drops the microphone and waits for his opponents to come down to the ring ... ​

 

[Lewb]

With the days drawing closer to the biggest event that the face of CWF has ever witnessed, a lot of questions are soon to be answered. Can CM Punk win the World Title from the ever-strong Finlay? And if he does, who will he face? It may be Edge, in the ring already..... or...... It could be.... this man.

I WALK ALONE!

Edge mutters in the mic looking seriously annoyed but Batista walks out onto the ramp without a care in the world, and slowly takes a breath before spinning with his arms held out, and punches the air before walking forward, and with a smirk, stopping, slaps he ground and performs his turret taunt as fireworks go off behind him. One more punch in the air and The Animal makes his way towards the ring.

Batista walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring not even looking at Edge, and looks around at the CWF Universe, before he walks the other side of the ring to pick up a microphone that has been left on the apron for him. He then turns his attention to the man in-between himself and the CWF Championship opportunity that he has been looking for since the day he stepped into the company. Dave Batista clears his throat as his music dies down, and he starts to speak.

The Animal, Batista: Are you quite finished Edge? Have you finished with this nostalgic trip down memory lane trying to gather any knuck and cranny of hope that even though your feeling old of age, that you can actually step up and take a victory at Starrcade? I have a philosophy that has gotten me through life, my whole life.... and that is that "Age.... is just a number". Even in high school when I wanted to play the football team, and everyone was telling me I was too young, the team was all three years older than me... but once I shown my strength and my speed, I made it on the team and not only that... I made MVP for the three years I played. And this, this time, is very similar. People may say you can't be champion because your too old, you've past it, the younger guys are gunning after you. Young doesn't necessarily mean good. I quite find it to be the opposite Edge, I'm getting better with age. I',m learning all the time, while maintaining my speed and my strength. And that is where the difference lies between us Edge, I don't make excuses around problems, I solve them. You on the other hand, the fact that your getting slower, and weaker, you put that down to age, and that Edge, is your weakness.

You like to make people believe that everything is going to end eventually, and that your time is coming to an end. The way you say "you still got it" is just an old mans saying for "I'll give it my best shot, and if it's not good enough then I guess I'll blame my age". You don't hear me come out here and say that I still got it because I let my actions in the ring talk for me. Like when I left you in the exact same state that I left John Cena, and Randy Orton recently, and came out as the dominant force. The last Pay Per View, the result didn't matter, I showed exactly why I should be the next person to challenge for the CWF Championship, and not you. You want me to let you in on a little secret? The only reason that this match is a number one contenders match, is because I'm in it. If it was down to you, our match at Retribution would have been a number one contenders opportunity. But no, neither you or John Cena could reach those heights, so basically Edge, what I'm trying to say is, that your time in the spotlight, is your time.... in MY spotlight! You are only here because I have dragged you up here by the scruff of the neck, which is okay for me, because I get to watch you fall all the way back down to the scarily low heights of the jobbers here in CWF, that I skipped straight past.

Batista paces as Edge looks extremely angry and getting worse every sentence Batista says.

The Animal, Batista: You talk about the Edgecator.... okay, I'll give it to you, you have a pretty nifty submission hold there, we didn't all need to see it on the titan tron Edge, we all know you can synch in a submission hold, no-one thinks your that bad... not even me.... but that... is against Dolph Ziggler. One, he's nowhere as good as I am, so the chance of you getting me on the floor is a lot less. Two, I'm a lot more alert than Dolph Ziggler, so the chance of you getting me in position for it is a lot less. And three.... my legs are nearly twice the size and almost five times as strong so the chance of you actually putting me in that are le....... ZERO. The Batista Bite by the way..... if it were a Pokemon Move then it would be my shiny gold Charizard against your weak little Pidgey, taking you down in one swoop.... who thought I don't have a sense of humor. The only reason I brought that one out of the books a few weeks ago, was to send you a message. You might like to think that now Benoit has gone, and Jericho has a new finisher, and none of the Harts are worth talking about in a wrestling sense no more, then you are a Submission master?! Hold on a second there Edge, do you not even know who our special referee is?! Tazz has always been twice the submission expert you are, as well as twice the man. And when he dons the black and white stripes this Sunday he is going to realize that first hand.

Starrcade is going to be a massive eye opener for a lot of people, but most importantly Edge, it's going to be an eye-opener for you. I won't be using anyone for glory, like I haven't for years, my name isn't Adam Copeland. If you listen to my music, it tells you that I WALK ALONE! I don't use other people, I just leave them lying in my wake, which you have already felt once before. And you will feel again. But you shouldn't feel too disheartened Edge, because everybody in this company are going to be in the same boat as you soon Edge, when your all looking up at me, as the CWF World Champion!

Batista walks over to Edge, and gives him a playful tap on the face, and then laughs.

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[Lewb]

The tag team champions have been cut off by one of the most famous guitar riffs in the wrestling galaxy as thousands of fans get to their feet!

Road Dogg: Oh! You didn't know?! Your ass better CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYY!

The crowd copy him as he walks out, with Billy Gunn onto the stage, James with a microphone in hand. He continues to welcome the crowd as he approaches the ring.

Road Dogg: Columbus, Ohio!!! You are here with the New Age Outlaws! You are now rockin with the best!

The Outlaws make their way into the ring and keep saluting the fans until their music gets cut. Road Dogg lifts the mic to his lips while looking at Daivari and The Great Khali, and the whole crowd say in unison with him....

Road Dogg: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation-X proudly presents to you the soon to be next CWF Tag Team Champions of the Wooooooorld. The Road Dogg Jesse James, the Bad Ass Billy Gunn, the New Age Outlaws!

Road Dogg then passes the mic to Billy Gunn.

Billy Gunn: And if your not down with that then we got two words for you... SUCK IIIIIT!

If it isn't, the tag champs! Last pay per view you picked up those titles in the big tag team rumble..... well done guys, you became the men around here, good job! The bad news is, that Retribution, may as well be the name of this Pay Per View too, because that is exactly what is coming for you two! You see, at our expense, you took those titles, and well.. me and Jesse, we haven't really been all too happy about it every since. So we took a lot of our frustrations out on Drew McDonald and Alberto Del Poncho, and we took a victory, and we felt great. We had our hands raised, and we had our music played, but something was missing. Nothing feels as good as lifting those belts high above them knowing the next time you hold them, they will have your name on it, they will be your possession. And Daivari, Great Khali let me break it down for you so both of you can understand.....

ME...... and HIM..... take THOSE....... SUNDAY!

After pointing at the Tag Championships, Jesse James took the microphone off Billy Gunn, and added his own nugget.

Road Dogg: If they don't understand that Billy then they will damn sure understand it this Sunday, and so will... "Chosen Destiny". Man, I wouldn't be surprised of they don't even show up, we had them running around in circles faster and faster, they didn't know whether they were Scottish or Mexican. And Beer Money, you may as well stay in the bar, because The New Age Outlaws have got more entertainment, more ass-kicking and more all out crazyness coming this Sunday than you can shake a crate of Coors at! And, seems as Shawn Michaels and Triple ain't joining us this Sunday, we may as well get this over and done with now.... IF YOUR NOT DOWN WITH THAT, THEN WE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA......

The two infamous words weren't heard, as the theme music starts playing for.....
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[ants]

MY NAME IS FINLAY…AND I LOVE TO FIGHT!!!!

Finlay’s music hits and he walks down the ramp, shilleleagh in hand and CWF Championship around his waist, with Hornswoggle by his side to a boos from the crowd. He slowly makes his way into the ring, before moving over to the turnbuckle and climbs it just staring at the crowd and then raises his newly won CWF Heavyweight Championship and lets out a sly grin..

They hop down, Finlay stops and looks around at the big crowd, and continues to take it all in before walking over and grabbing the mic.

FINLAY: Now I know that each and every one of you people couldn’t give a stuff about me, and quite frankly, the feeling is mutual, but I have something that I need to say. So, you can either sit there and listen to me, and get your moneys worth, or you could boo your little hearts and make the whole night about yourselves, making it quite pointless even being in attendance.

The crowd boos at the insults, and Finlay shakes his head

You are quite possibly the dumbest people I have ever had the displeasure in meeting. But I have wasted quite enough time talking to you. I came out here to address one man, and that man is CM Punk, my opponent at Starrcade! Now Punk, there is plenty of hype about you, and you are one of a very elite company who actually holds a pinfall victory over me, which to be honest is a great achievement. The thing about hype though, is that it only takes one loss to turn that hype into simply, old news. Two weeks ago on War, you tasted your first pinfall defeat at the hands of Muhammad Hassan. The fire was starting to burn out from that moment wasn’t it? I could feel it this past week on War, when both Hassan and myself defeated you and the Big Red Loser Kane in a tag team match. Two weeks, and two losses to CM Punk. All that hype that you had surrounding you has turned to nothing in the space of these two weeks, and thus, the momentum that you carried into the match we had last time around means absolutely nothing. I had my mind on a championship match, whilst you were setting out to make your name. You did what you set out to achieve, and I did as well a few days later by winning this title.

Finlay takes a deep breath, and for once the crowd is quiet, mainly because Finlay is speaking sincerely, and hasn’t pissed them off too much yet.

Now I know, probably more than anyone, that in most cases, momentum counts for nothing, and the winner of most matches is the man who brings it on the night. That is why I believe I have been so successful in recent times, I have had the never say die attitude that simply will not keep me down for the three count. Not that I am saying that you don’t have the same sort of will power Punk, you probably do, and that is why you have been so successful since you got here, what I am saying is, it is nowhere near as strong as mine. You see, you at your age is quite different to me at mine. If you keep doing as you are at this point in time, you could probably have ten to fifteen more years competing at the top level, and when I say top level, I mean for the top tier championship, and against top tier competitors. The company will continue to have faith in you, and continue to give you chances, as long as you give your all week after week. You could lose five matches in a row and people will simply remember how good the matches actually were, instead of the outcome. Me on the other hand, I lose this title at Starrcade, and maybe lose one or two more after it, and I will find myself back in the mid card, facing guys who have no chance of ever being as big as I am. You see, the difference is, I am an old man now and this is my one and only chance at being at the top of this business, and I am not afraid to say it. I know that if I lose, my career is as good as down the drain simply because perception is based on age and not my performance in this company. Out with the old and in with the knew, I think is the famous expression, and I think it works well with this metaphor I am trying to create here. Therefore, my will to win is so much greater than anybody else who steps into the ring with me, because I treat every match as if it is my last, and I refuse to go out in my last match with a loss beside my name.

The crowd boos but Finlay barely takes a breath to notice before continuing.

You can boo all you want, but everything I have said is one hundred per cent the truth, and each and every one of you know it. Punk, you have the potential to be a great man in this business, and to be the man that the company is built around for years to come. The fact of the matter is that this Sunday night at Starrcade will not be your coming out party. You will have to take a back seat because I am walking in, and I am walking out the CWF Heavyweight Champion, and there is not a damn thing that anybody is going to do about it…

Finlay is interrupted by…​

 

[Andrew]

OOC: Just a reminder. Beer Money replaces DX in this match.

 

[Sam]

Kevin Thorn suddenly appears up on the titantron as the arena is plunged into a deep dark red hue.

Kevin Thorn: Caged. Forever caged, like an animal... like a dog... so I suppose you could say I'll be in my 'element' come Starrcade. For my people, are forever caged by the darkness we have no choice but to live in due to society's ignorance. And in that darkness we dwell, we build hatred, we build a resentment for all that society has done to us... and at Starrcade... in the very ring where Sheamus stands right now, I will be unleashed from society's cage... I will enter the light, and enter another cage... a cage free from constraints... free from societies judgements... a cage where I will be the judge... the jury and the executioner. And what will be executed is my hatred... my utter disgust and resentment of this world... these mortals who frown upon my people... these mortals who turn there nose and tell stories of my kind... stories to put fear into the hearts and minds of other mortals... those stories of castles, bats and crosses are nothing but that... a story... the true definition of vampire, Kevin Thorn, will go beyond any horror tale, and show you all the true horror that I can instill in your hearts and minds... as I take the blood of both Sheamus and John Morrison, and become, Primetime Champion.

The camera moves closer to Thorn as Sheamus stares up at the titantron.

Sheamus, I can feel your stare even as I stand in the coven... I can feel your fear. Although you certainly don't show it. No, you are far too proud. And pride, is what man's first great story book calls a 'sin'. A as such, you are a sinner. But, to me, you're nothing more than a foolish mortal who thinks higher about themselves than what they are. In actuality, you... you're here not on merit... or ability... or brutality... no, you're here because you got luck. I don't believe in luck, but there is no other way to describe it. But Sheamus, your luck?, may it be the luck of the Irish or not... comes to an abrupt end at my hands. You escaped my clutches once after you kicked me in the skull... but you will not escape again... no, you will fall at the feet of your eventual overlord.. the 'Master of Macabre'... 'The Fanged Freak'... Kevin Thorn.

And as for Morrison. Morrison, I know of you, but I have not gotten to know you as well as Sheamus. But the same still stands. You are mortal... you are my enemy. And I must end you... vanquish you... cage you in eternal damnation. Using this physical cage to do damage to you and to Sheamus untold and unheard by any mere mortal. I will hurt... I will mame and I will draw blood from both of you. I will not endear myself to these people and I will not appease them. No, from this night forward... I'm on the hunt... and you two will be nothing more than the bones left behind for scavengers after the real predator is done... I am that predator, you are the prey... that title will be mine, I will escape the cage society placed on me... and then one by one we all will emerge from the coven... we are coming... beware... lock your doors, stay in at night... because the vampires are coming out, and we're out for revenge and it all begins... the age of terror begins at Starrcade when I become the new... Championship Wrestling Federation, Primetime Champion.

Kevin stares down the camera, turns and leaves, walking down some steps and through a door with a big no entry label plastered on it. The camera backs off, but suddenly trips, the camera fuzzes out to interference and the sounds of screaming are heard as Sheamus stares on, awaiting the arrival of the champion.

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[Derrick]

..by static, followed by the very familiar theme we all know very well.

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Everyone gets on their feet for the self proclaimed Reincarnation of Jesus Christ, The Straight Edge soon-to-be champion, CM Punk, who is dressed in his civil clothes, and holds a microphone. He puts his finger on his lips and tells "shhh", just to signalize the sound guys to cut his music. Now he raises the microphone and starts talking.

CM Punk:

Do I have your attention now, David? Are you done? I guess you are, because you are saying completely nothing. Okay. So first of all, let me get this very straight and simple. You're a total nerd. A crazy man in his ages that won his title because of my interruption at Retribution, now thinking that he is the best wrestler in the world probably, or I don't really know, because I'm not a magician nor a wizard, and it's really hard to read from a drunken man's mind, trust me, I met lots of them, and they are, to be honest with you, all the very same. Stupid, poor, self-embarrassing jerks who suffer from some traumas made in their childhood, which I completely understand, assuming that Ireland is one of the worst and ugliest countries in this world.

Fans go totally 'OOOOH' as Finlay is getting pissed.

Now before I got out here, I told myself that I'm gonna tear your speech into shreds, practically verbally burn it into ashes, okay? Well I'm not out here to ask you if you are ok with what I wanna do, so let me start. I'll start with the very end of your speech, the last thing you said before I came out here is that I will have to take a back seat, because it's your time, or something like that, and that you are gonna party and celebrate your championship. First of all. Do not ever, ever, EVER call CM Punk a rookie. Now you didn't say I'm a rookie, but you are taking me as a rookie, at least it sounds like you think that I'm a rookie, and you are damn wrong, again. Let me re-introduce myself, my name is Phillip Jack Brooks, better known as the Chicago Made Punk, coming to CWF from the great city of Chicago, Illinois, the home of the best wrestling fans in all the wrestling world, and I am your next, and CWF's very first Straight Edge Champion! So I suggest that you should 'take a back seat', old man, because you are pissing off The Best Wrestler in The World, and the majority of this roster can explain you what does it mean to get his ass kicked by yours truly. Now secondly; are you really kidding me? You are rambling week after week about a 'party'. Well what it's gonna be? A Bingo tournament? A Sudoku challenge? A Crosswords Beat The Clock contest or what? Because, I really don't know what do you old men like. Now on a more serious note, your statements just prove me right, word after word. You are a nerdy drunk. Seriously, David, after I beat you down on Sunday, I'm offering to pay you a rehab treatment, because I am a really really generous man. I like to help people, in fact, I am a savior! A warrior! I am offering you to become straight edge and lengthen your life for a bit. In your age, well every morning you should thank the Lord that you even woke up, and if I was especially you, I'd fall on my knees every single morning and thank the Lord for being still alive.

Fans start chanting 'CM Punk'.

Now I know that you are going to turn down my offer, and I'm more than happy to tell you that I don't care! Really, I don't! In fact, it's your dumb life, live it however you want to live it, but when the alcohol and other drugs cost you your title, when you come out on WAR and start crying and begging Tazz for a rematch, remember my words.

Actually, speaking of WAR and such, I almost forgot to mention one thing. My streak. Now you see, every streak has an ending. Goldberg's streak was eventually broken, Tommy Mercer's streak in Total Nonstop Action will be broken too, I'm just waiting for the moment when he'll job to Brian Kendrick. And now my beloved streak. You know, I'm practically still undefeated. Last WAR, I wasn't even pinned, you pinned Kane. And the way how Muhammad Hassan pinned me two WARs ago was a cheating, dirty way! And guess who caused it all; YOU! At this moment, you can only thank me for being so nice and kind and storing my anger in my inner Punk, because if I was a man like let's say Mark Henry is, you'd be leaving on stretchers at this moment and you probably could not make it to Starrcade, David. But what I really want to do, is that after all the things you've done, yes, I will freaking embarrass you in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world in the arena and those who are watching it on their TVs, and those nerdy dorks that are keeping their every penny and will watch it via illegal Internet streams. In fact, this is freakin' StarrCade, our biggest show of the year, it's something like our WrestleMania, for Christ's sake!

Fans let out a huge mixed reaction.

For me, it's really much better to vent anger on dorks and idiots like you are, David, than to shoot on targets, smoke cigarettes, or drink alcohol, hell even do drugs! Well I'm not like the majority of the US Citizens are, and instead of being addicted, I'll just go into the ring and kick someone's ass. Oh and by the way, David, I haven't done what I was set to achieve, but I'm about to do it on Sunday when I take that belt from you. Look at it. The Big Golden Belt itself. Can it get more prestigious? That title you are holding right now is a title that went through many companies and many people held it, huge legends starting with that asskisser Dwayne, Booker T, Scott Steiner and many more, and look in whose hands is it now. Look at you. A fat, old, Irishman, probably on drugs and alcohol, an addict that probably can't even say the alphabet because he is senile or the addictive liquids, in a computer slang, formatted his brain. And I honestly cannot get how come David Finlay can be given such a big role in this company by our bosses. Sure, there is an explanation - you kissed Vincent Kennedy McMahon's ass. You are an asskisser, just like all of the wrestlers in this company are. Starting with Dwayne, Steven, Adam, the master asskisser Johnathan Morrison, you David and many more! In fact, that is one of the reasons why Pride and Honor left. They were completely disgusted with the attitude of the complete CWF locker room. They came up to me and asked me if they can leave the company, and as a big friend of their's that I am, I told them to listen to their hearts and they are probably now kicking asses of similar guys like you are.

A Finlay Sucks chant breaks.

See, David? Do you see how these people don't give a damn about you? It is really sad to see how much of a Blue douchebag our champion is. You see, David, unlike you, I am not only the best when it comes to wrestling, but I am the best when it comes to talking, too. I've got the charisma. I can call these people filthy rats, they will still buy CM Punk merchandise and spam every YouTube Cult of Personality video with comments about how awesome I am. Just look at what can I do. Now people! Listen to me, and repeat the words of your savior when he says it, so are you ready? Now give me a loud, very loud CM Punk chant!

The crowd, almost everyone in the arena chants the next champion's name.

You see this David? Now take a look at this. Hey people, I'm talking to you again. So I want you to chant You Suck, Finlay as loud as you can, like let's say twice, or thrice as loud as you chanted my name, just to tell the old man the very truth.

The crowd, now every single person in the building fills the arena with a loud loud You Suck Finlay chant, and it makes Finlay angry, maybe. CM Punk puts on a trollface.

Now if you can do me a favor and stop raping my eyes with your ugly body and take your little troll friend, your little imaginary pot of gold and go jump back behind your rainbow where you came from and stop ruining the CWF program, or you will make me end your career.. because Finlay.. you.. deserve.. HATE. So I suggest that you should now admit that you are the worst champion ever and say it to my face, the face of Jesus Christ 2.0, C..M.. Punk.

CM Punk lowers the microphone and gives Finlay the opportunity to react somehow.​