Batista doesn't look to happy when he finally pitches in, glaring at Chris Jericho through the mic.
The Animal, Batista: For God sake Chris, why don't you take your own advice for once in your life, and Shut the Hell Up?!
Jericho looks back at Batista with a frown upon his face, as The Animal continues.
We get it Chris. We all get it. We all understand that you think your the smartest brain out here, boring everyone to death with your anecdotes, and your past findings, what has happened before. But the main thing you need to understand is, every single person in this ring right here, everyone who has had their ticket stub stuffed in their pocket for the last few hours hearing you spew your pretentious bullcrap, and everyone watching this across the world, doesn't actually care for anything you have to say.... at all! The colored career that Stu Hart had, the years of good work he put into professional wrestling, and the career he had was tarnished, by not ensuring that you were locked up in the dungeon for good. Your transitions from ECW, WCW, WWE, they were all exactly that, transitions. You go in through the back door, unnoticed, no-one caring. You see, starting to be a bit of a trending topic there, maybe we should put a hash tag on that... hash tag.. no one cares, about Chris Jericho. Where-as someone like myself, is the exact opposite Chris. I don't make transitions into companies. I don't come in through the back door.... I rip the whole damn roof off and jump straight into the middle. I don't make any reservations are follow procedures because companies like the CWF, management like the ones in CWF bend over backwards to ensure that I am fully accommodated for!
A monkey with a glowstick? Is that what you said earlier, is it? An ape, oh ape, I apologize. Just what in the hell does that even mean Chris. No no, don't answer that, because you weren't going to give me a straight answer anyway, due to the fact that even you just don't have a clue right? You just switch off and let the thesaurus in your head bring out some grade A bullcrap that doesn't even have any concept, and then follow it up with one of two words..... troglodytes... or hypocrites. But in the whole of this Jericho, the biggest hypocrite is indeed yourself. You have even gone on record on publication DVD's and videos, that you were indeed one of these crowds back in the day. Back in the day of growing up in Winnipeg, well someone had to.... and you used to sit in the crowd... "Just like all these hypocrites" and cheer your favorite superstars.... "Just like all these hypocrites" and you will boo the people that don't assign with your favorites....... you start to get the picture. You say I don't deserve to be here, but you do, and yes, although it may not affect the rankings of War, beating a Honor superstar. But at the end of the day you look at it this way, War management did not trust you, The best in the world at what he does.... to represent. They felt that you couldn't get the job done, you couldn't excel to the standards that they are looking for. No, the man to take down the monster that can become a World Champion at any time of asking with his briefcase... was me. I literally took the honor... out of Honor, and brought it over to War. All of you people in this ring, the only reason this is main event is because I brought War the top dog status over Honor.... that extra money in the pay packet because of it.... You're Welcome.
You see, none of this never happened when you were referred to as Y2J Chris. Yes, I'm saying it, it was a time when you were actually respected in wrestling. A time where you had charisma, and you had an attitude that you could be the best... not that you've already proven you are. Saying that, obviously you and Y2J have a lot of similarities, we don't need to go into them, on of them being the inability to count, seeming as I remember you being in six elimination chambers in the past..... but come this sunday at Elimination Chamber, you will have one more resemblance... and that is the fact that like you say Y2J is.... you too will be... dead!
Batista looks around at all of the superstars in the ring, before focusing on his next victim.
Matthew Hardy. I.... I just don't get it..... Stone Cold could kick your ass with both hands tied behind his back and blindfolded, while under the influence of heave sedatives, so how the hell you managed to wangle this one I will never know. Still... if this match has to take a dip for the worse then I guess I'm gonna have to take the highs with the lows. And we all know you know a little something about highs right? Hey, I meant you go up on the top rope, and fly and.... whatever. If you got nothing to be guilty of stop looking guilty. I hope you understand Matt, that this Sunday, the door on that structure up there.... *Batista points at the Elimination Chamber structure high above the ring suspended.* that door is going to be locked. So Jeff and Shannon, wherever they will be at the time.... will have no input into this match what-so-ever. So for the first time in your wretched life Hardy, your going to have to do something impressive.... and your going to have to do it on your own. And personally, I just don't think you have it in you. First attempt at a World title..... well I gotta admit, if I ever held the ECW Championship, I'd try and avoid bringing that up in conversation too Matt, so I'll let you get away with that one, because your only going to leave disappointed anyway this Sunday. Just like all of you are going to leave disappointed when I take what is rightfully mine.
Sheamus.... another person that I don't know how in the blue hell you got a spot in here. But then again that is CWF management for you. "Oh dear, he lost the Hardcore Championship... lets give him a World Title match!" It doesn't make sense does it, don't any of the rest of you feel that?!
Batista awaits a response but no-one gives him one so he continues.
To be fair, I probably ain't giving management enough credit, they are probably only doing this to punish you for the drab effort of defending against Triple H. They saw the poor effort you put in and thought "Batistas going to win the title anyway, lets teach Sheamus a lesson." And if that was the thinking behind that drastic decision... then I shall be serving management just like I did putting Kane to the sword. Try and enjoy Sunday Sheamus.... because after the pain I put you through, you will never want to be at the top of this business again.
Next, Batista squares up to an old of opponent of two past pay-per-views.
The irony. Oh Adam, the irony of the whole goddamn situation when it comes to Edge is just so damn funny. The fact that you couldn't cope with beating me on your own, so you had to get the help of a woman. the fact that you couldn't cope with the beating that our pathetic World Champion handed to you after being given the best opportunity you could ever ask for, considering the quality of who is waiting in the wings.... I. e.... me. The fact that every headline Edge makes, it all comes down to the fact you can't cope..... and your full name? Adam.... Cope....land. It's the ultimate irony and it is only going to continue come Sunday, when you won't even come near to coping with an animal in his cage, with all the permutations I have been given to do to you. Adam, the only thing you will have to worry about coping, is coping to keep the hospital food down your broken neck!
And Finlay.... Finlay, I don't even know where to start with you. You know why I interfered in your match? Just think about. Not a sniff at the title ever since I got here. Now, this might be a secret to you old man, but I'm not a very patient guy, you know. I don't like waiting in line at the gas station or at Subway, never mind to get what I truly want. Management never gave me what I want, so I decided to come and take it. I didn't care for you when I came here and saw you were champion, and to be honest, I am genuinely shocked that CM Punk or Edge couldn't beat you. But I know that I can.... and I know that I will this Sunday, whether you like it or not!
Guys.... time is ticking down. From what I can see, you all got some getting ready to do to compete with an animal. You should be using this time wisely backstage prepping and repping to make sure your in the shape of your life, instead of worrying about who can say the worst to whom. You leave that part down to me, the only person who is actually speaking any damn truth out here!
Batista looks around to see if anyone is taking his advice to go and get ready for the match.....
The Animal, Batista: For God sake Chris, why don't you take your own advice for once in your life, and Shut the Hell Up?!
Jericho looks back at Batista with a frown upon his face, as The Animal continues.
We get it Chris. We all get it. We all understand that you think your the smartest brain out here, boring everyone to death with your anecdotes, and your past findings, what has happened before. But the main thing you need to understand is, every single person in this ring right here, everyone who has had their ticket stub stuffed in their pocket for the last few hours hearing you spew your pretentious bullcrap, and everyone watching this across the world, doesn't actually care for anything you have to say.... at all! The colored career that Stu Hart had, the years of good work he put into professional wrestling, and the career he had was tarnished, by not ensuring that you were locked up in the dungeon for good. Your transitions from ECW, WCW, WWE, they were all exactly that, transitions. You go in through the back door, unnoticed, no-one caring. You see, starting to be a bit of a trending topic there, maybe we should put a hash tag on that... hash tag.. no one cares, about Chris Jericho. Where-as someone like myself, is the exact opposite Chris. I don't make transitions into companies. I don't come in through the back door.... I rip the whole damn roof off and jump straight into the middle. I don't make any reservations are follow procedures because companies like the CWF, management like the ones in CWF bend over backwards to ensure that I am fully accommodated for!
A monkey with a glowstick? Is that what you said earlier, is it? An ape, oh ape, I apologize. Just what in the hell does that even mean Chris. No no, don't answer that, because you weren't going to give me a straight answer anyway, due to the fact that even you just don't have a clue right? You just switch off and let the thesaurus in your head bring out some grade A bullcrap that doesn't even have any concept, and then follow it up with one of two words..... troglodytes... or hypocrites. But in the whole of this Jericho, the biggest hypocrite is indeed yourself. You have even gone on record on publication DVD's and videos, that you were indeed one of these crowds back in the day. Back in the day of growing up in Winnipeg, well someone had to.... and you used to sit in the crowd... "Just like all these hypocrites" and cheer your favorite superstars.... "Just like all these hypocrites" and you will boo the people that don't assign with your favorites....... you start to get the picture. You say I don't deserve to be here, but you do, and yes, although it may not affect the rankings of War, beating a Honor superstar. But at the end of the day you look at it this way, War management did not trust you, The best in the world at what he does.... to represent. They felt that you couldn't get the job done, you couldn't excel to the standards that they are looking for. No, the man to take down the monster that can become a World Champion at any time of asking with his briefcase... was me. I literally took the honor... out of Honor, and brought it over to War. All of you people in this ring, the only reason this is main event is because I brought War the top dog status over Honor.... that extra money in the pay packet because of it.... You're Welcome.
You see, none of this never happened when you were referred to as Y2J Chris. Yes, I'm saying it, it was a time when you were actually respected in wrestling. A time where you had charisma, and you had an attitude that you could be the best... not that you've already proven you are. Saying that, obviously you and Y2J have a lot of similarities, we don't need to go into them, on of them being the inability to count, seeming as I remember you being in six elimination chambers in the past..... but come this sunday at Elimination Chamber, you will have one more resemblance... and that is the fact that like you say Y2J is.... you too will be... dead!
Batista looks around at all of the superstars in the ring, before focusing on his next victim.
Matthew Hardy. I.... I just don't get it..... Stone Cold could kick your ass with both hands tied behind his back and blindfolded, while under the influence of heave sedatives, so how the hell you managed to wangle this one I will never know. Still... if this match has to take a dip for the worse then I guess I'm gonna have to take the highs with the lows. And we all know you know a little something about highs right? Hey, I meant you go up on the top rope, and fly and.... whatever. If you got nothing to be guilty of stop looking guilty. I hope you understand Matt, that this Sunday, the door on that structure up there.... *Batista points at the Elimination Chamber structure high above the ring suspended.* that door is going to be locked. So Jeff and Shannon, wherever they will be at the time.... will have no input into this match what-so-ever. So for the first time in your wretched life Hardy, your going to have to do something impressive.... and your going to have to do it on your own. And personally, I just don't think you have it in you. First attempt at a World title..... well I gotta admit, if I ever held the ECW Championship, I'd try and avoid bringing that up in conversation too Matt, so I'll let you get away with that one, because your only going to leave disappointed anyway this Sunday. Just like all of you are going to leave disappointed when I take what is rightfully mine.
Sheamus.... another person that I don't know how in the blue hell you got a spot in here. But then again that is CWF management for you. "Oh dear, he lost the Hardcore Championship... lets give him a World Title match!" It doesn't make sense does it, don't any of the rest of you feel that?!
Batista awaits a response but no-one gives him one so he continues.
To be fair, I probably ain't giving management enough credit, they are probably only doing this to punish you for the drab effort of defending against Triple H. They saw the poor effort you put in and thought "Batistas going to win the title anyway, lets teach Sheamus a lesson." And if that was the thinking behind that drastic decision... then I shall be serving management just like I did putting Kane to the sword. Try and enjoy Sunday Sheamus.... because after the pain I put you through, you will never want to be at the top of this business again.
Next, Batista squares up to an old of opponent of two past pay-per-views.
The irony. Oh Adam, the irony of the whole goddamn situation when it comes to Edge is just so damn funny. The fact that you couldn't cope with beating me on your own, so you had to get the help of a woman. the fact that you couldn't cope with the beating that our pathetic World Champion handed to you after being given the best opportunity you could ever ask for, considering the quality of who is waiting in the wings.... I. e.... me. The fact that every headline Edge makes, it all comes down to the fact you can't cope..... and your full name? Adam.... Cope....land. It's the ultimate irony and it is only going to continue come Sunday, when you won't even come near to coping with an animal in his cage, with all the permutations I have been given to do to you. Adam, the only thing you will have to worry about coping, is coping to keep the hospital food down your broken neck!
And Finlay.... Finlay, I don't even know where to start with you. You know why I interfered in your match? Just think about. Not a sniff at the title ever since I got here. Now, this might be a secret to you old man, but I'm not a very patient guy, you know. I don't like waiting in line at the gas station or at Subway, never mind to get what I truly want. Management never gave me what I want, so I decided to come and take it. I didn't care for you when I came here and saw you were champion, and to be honest, I am genuinely shocked that CM Punk or Edge couldn't beat you. But I know that I can.... and I know that I will this Sunday, whether you like it or not!
Guys.... time is ticking down. From what I can see, you all got some getting ready to do to compete with an animal. You should be using this time wisely backstage prepping and repping to make sure your in the shape of your life, instead of worrying about who can say the worst to whom. You leave that part down to me, the only person who is actually speaking any damn truth out here!
Batista looks around to see if anyone is taking his advice to go and get ready for the match.....