Cock blockers

[CrimsonTide]

So my girlfriend moved in with me saturday, she lived about 90 miles away and it was hard to see each other... I am thrilled. When she is here we have a great time. But her mother and stepfather have been having problems and her mom basically followed her here and got a hotel room. Now we are in the honeymooning stage, shit don't last forever and I am having to share the time I could be playing naked twister with her mom. TBH, I invited her mom to naked twister tonight, she's kinda hot. I think she thought I was joking. So anyway, I am being cock blocked by her mom. No real advice I could get here, it's her mom and she needs her and I can't be overly pissed, but I am sitting here alone talking on goddamn forums and waiting on wrestling to come on while I want to be naked except for my ultimate warrior face paint and wrestling.

So what are some of your experiences with cock blocking?

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Pretty much when you're in a club and there's a group of girls and there's one fat one. She's always a cockblock. That's why it's good to have backup to distract her. But I fucking hate that, they just ruin everything. Or when my friend brings his gf along. They always end up fighting or leaving early to do nothing no matter what.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Cock blockers are one of the evilest bunches in the world. They live to stop you from getting laid and they some how get a sick enjoyment off of it...You cock blockers go to some damn island or something!

 

[CrimsonTide]

It's Valentine's day and once again I am being boxed out... God I can't wait til that bitch goes home.

 

[Chris Michaels]

Everyone has gone through it one way or another. There are a very thin select few who are capable of telling if they are about to start cockblocking for others, and simply walk away to prevent it. Such as myself...

I have had numerous occasions where there were cock blockers around me. As I have stated in previous thread before, I am not a heterosexual, so I found myself at a club trying to talk to a guy, and that little annoying SOB you happen to have brought with you, won't get a clue and go get a drink so I can disappear to another part of the club to chat it up.

So, what I did was very slick, I saw a performer walk passed me and whispered to him that my annoying friend wanted to get on stage and sing, so he grabbed a microphone and called out my friend to the stage and I pushed him to the front of the crowd to get him distracted.

LMAO

 

[TroyTheAverage]

Zoey is the biggest cockblocker in my life right now.

 

[CrimsonTide]

Zoey is the biggest cockblocker in my life right now.

Yeah but if you play it right kids can get you laid too. Women love a man who is good with kids

 

[TroyTheAverage]

Not when I am with my girlfriend. I'm not a single father, but I know some that have used their kids to get laid.

 

[CrimsonTide]

Not when I am with my girlfriend. I'm not a single father, but I know some that have used their kids to get laid.

I have used the nieces and nephews more than I'd like to admit.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

I just got cockblocked FUCKING HARDCORE by my sister and parents. FUCK so much for having the house to myself for the weekend FUCK.

 

[Sabretooth]

I'm already having sex at 13 because I'm a sick fuck but fortunately I've never been cock blocked. I would hit hit cock blocker in the head with a bat, drag him/her into a closet, bang my girlfriends brains out, and bring the cock blocker back to his/her house unconscious.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I'm already having sex at 13 because I'm a sick fuck but fortunately I've never been cock blocked. I would hit hit cock blocker in the head with a bat, drag him/her into a closet, bang my girlfriends brains out, and bring the cock blocker back to his/her house unconscious.

I'm sorry but I really don't believe any of this but hey maybe some day it will be true, doubt it but for your sake I just hope you don't get a girl pregnant some day cause the worlds not ready for that.

 

[Smart Marx]

I'm already having sex at 13 because I'm a sick fuck but fortunately I've never been cock blocked. I would hit hit cock blocker in the head with a bat, drag him/her into a closet, bang my girlfriends brains out, and bring the cock blocker back to his/her house unconscious.

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[W-olf]

The joke is so easy it writes itself so , I'll just cockblockers are needed (for the most part) Cuz everyone should be using condoms LOL I kill me!

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

bang my girlfriends brains out

Ew you have sex with your sister. Gross.