Cock blockers

[Wang Chung]

I'm already having sex at 13 because I'm a sick fuck but fortunately I've never been cock blocked. I would hit hit cock blocker in the head with a bat, drag him/her into a closet, bang my girlfriends brains out, and bring the cock blocker back to his/her house unconscious.

So i am assuming you are like the Shermanator from American pie? Oh well it will happen sometime though. I do not believe it though

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[Starlight]

is it funny how overly sex men act? you never hear about women calling somebody a cock blocker. whhy is it men can have sex 7 days a week, but women do not want too? my boyfriend would love it if i gave it to him at least once every two days! men and women are very different. i may block the cock in my own relationship, but i encourage friends to hook up or get laid.

 

[Petty]

I'm gonna chime in on this. Man I seen some funny ass post here. AHAHAHAH. But cock blocking is the worst when it's an issue that you can't get away from. I remember one time, this girl had her kid and shit, and we were getting into it, and the kid appears at the end of the bed...MOMMMY....

Now, I'm sitting here busting his mom out from the back. So, I'm like shit, this kid just seen me banging his mom. So, I grab the cover, and wrap myself up lol, and she has to go put him back in bed. Needless to say, I had to wait for a long time to resume, because I wanted to make sure the kid heard nothing. He just got put to sleep, so I guess he must of heard her or something. Cock blocking tip, make sure the kid is sleep and can't hear her at all.