CM Pizza?

[Rated R Superstar]

SEScoops.com posted the following press release regarding Dimo's of Chicago reintroducing CM Punk inspired pizzas in honor of his DVD screening tonight:

The Anaconda Vice and Go To Sleep Specials Are Back!

Chicago, IL— October 3, 2012 – Dimo’s Pizza, (3463 N. Clark St.) announced today the return of two best-selling pizza specials just in time for WWE superstar CM Punk to release his biographical documentary, CM Punk – Best In The World, chronicling the world renowned wrestling champion’s rise to the top. The specials also help celebrate CM Punk’s birthday on October 26th. The vegan Anaconda Vice and not-at-all-vegan Go To Sleep specials will be back on the menu from October 22nd through the 28th.

The Anaconda Vice pizza features a base of slow-cooked black beans topped with Upton’s chorizo seitan, vegan bacon bits, dairy-free cheese, chopped tomatoes, green onions, cilantro and parsley. A vegan twist on the Brazilian dish feijoada, Dimo’s created this pizza to commemorate Punk’s new meatless diet.

The Go To Sleep, or G.T.S. special, features smoked turkey leg, sliced potatoes, Swiss cheese and French fried onions. This special was an especially popular delivery request for Wrestlemania earlier this year.

Source: Local Chicago Pizzeria Reintroduces CM Punk Themed Pizzas | WrestleZone

If that's not respect, I don't know what is.

 

[Crippler]

The The Anaconda Vice is a NO, NO but The Go To Sleep meh!

 

[Chris]

Not even CM Punk could get me to eat that pizza, none of that sounds remotely good.

 

[Mick Donalds]

That sounds like some terrible pizza, but that is freakin awesome that they would do that for him.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

I'd try the Go To Sleep. Doesn't sound as horrible as the Anaconda Vice.

 

[We Are Legion]

Yeah that's respect alright. Naming the crappiest pizzas on the menu after the guy. Maybe that's just the only way they could get anyone to buy the fucking things.

 

[PHX]

While this is great in a way I couldn't fuck with those pizza's.

 

[AF.]

Those pizzas sound awful.

 

[Embrace Thou Maryse]

They both sound like the two worst pizzas ever thought up in a drunken stupor. And a Vegan pizza what the hell is the world coming too?

 

[Medo]

It must taste bad

 

[Pete]

Feijoada pizza?

The other one doesn't sound so bad.

 

[Gimmick]

Yeah that's respect alright. Naming the crappiest pizzas on the menu after the guy. Maybe that's just the only way they could get anyone to buy the fucking things.

Well, I know the GTS special is Punk's own creation, I remember reading about it somewhere a good while ago. Anaconda Vice could be his as well, but I don't remember him mentioning.

Both sound pretty awful though.

 

[Embrace Thou Maryse]

In that case Punk should be banned from creating anything that isn't directly wrestling related.

 

[Big Red Jericho Punk]

The guy is a health nut, don't you know that by now? I love how everyone is going hard about this like he's some criminal. Whatever most of you probably eat McDonalds and Wendys all day but that just a bad assumption now is it?

 

[Chris]

Um, all we did was say the pizza sounds nasty. Is that really a big deal?