Christmas Thread 2019

[Solid Snake]

I mean if you want to get real technical a Christmas would be about the birth of Jesus...

If you want to get real real technical about it, a Christmas movie would be about Odin the sun god. :

 

[Jeffry Mason]

I mean if you want to get real technical a Christmas would be about the birth of Jesus...

Who's Jesus?

If you want to get real real technical about it, a Christmas movie would be about Odin the sun god. :

Who's Odin?


GUYS CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT SANTA AND PRESENTS AND CAROLING AND SNOW AND STUFF

 

[Solid Snake]

I have a legit question related to Christmas... When was the last time a NEW actual Christmas song was made? I always hear the same 30 songs over and over again by different artists. Has anyone even made anything new?

 

[Jay-Ashley]

If you want to get real real technical about it, a Christmas movie would be about Odin the sun god. :

That was a botch for it was Ra the Egyptian God and not Odin, lol

 

[Solid Snake]

Who's Odin?

Nimrod, technically. Married his mother. Died. She believed he was reincarnated in a tree. She cut it down, took it into their home, adorned it with gold and silver... :idk3:

 

[Just Kevin]

The Santa Clause

Well... Tim Allen could have found the chariot of Zeus crashed on Earth and then became Zeus and we would have a zany comedy about Tim Allen having the powers of a Greek God and the problems that come along with it... but The Santa Clause happened at Christmas.. and it just so happened to be Santa's sleigh and suit that he found... so that makes it a Christmas movie... but it didn't necessarily have to be.

Is Love Actually a Christmas movie, in your opinion?

 

[Jeffry Mason]

I have a legit question related to Christmas... When was the last time a NEW actual Christmas song was made? I always hear the same 30 songs over and over again by different artists. Has anyone even made anything new?

 

[Solid Snake]

That was a botch for it was Ra the Egyptian God and not Odin, lol

Poataoe smotatoe. I meant Nimrod anyways. I don't know what god he was considered. lol

 

[Jay-Ashley]

GUYS CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT SANTA AND PRESENTS AND CAROLING AND SNOW AND STUFF

Christmas is just a capitalist holiday mean to make people spend more money than what is needed on useless things that they don't need.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Poataoe smotatoe. I meant Nimrod anyways. I don't know what god he was considered. lol

Nimrod was the son of Moses

 

[Jeffry Mason]

Well... Tim Allen could have found the chariot of Zeus crashed on Earth and then became Zeus and we would have a zany comedy about Tim Allen having the powers of a Greek God and the problems that come along with it... but The Santa Clause happened at Christmas.. and it just so happened to be Santa's sleigh and suit that he found... so that makes it a Christmas movie... but it didn't necessarily have to be.

Is Love Actually a Christmas movie, in your opinion?

Ok, I suppose if you wanna go that route, but how then do you explain the whole time limit thing?

You make it very tempting to make the converse argument and say that every movie ever made COULD and SHOULD be a Christmas movie

 

[Solid Snake]

Nimrod was the son of Moses

He was/is considered the sun god for pagans. I don't know the name. This was because of his wife and the message she spread after his death. You have to read the entire thing. I was curious and got lost like 10 years ago when I read all of it. I just think it is funny how Christmas was a pagan celebration and today it is basically just a celebration of consumerism and food lol

 

[Just Kevin]

Ok, I suppose if you wanna go that route, but how then do you explain the whole time limit thing?

You make it very tempting to make the converse argument and say that every movie ever made COULD and SHOULD be a Christmas movie

Every movie could be any kind of movie.. "Christmas" isn't a genre.. it is a topic. Drama, Fantasy, Comedy, Sci-Fi... etc.. those are genres.

A Christmas movie is a Christmas movie because it is set at Christmas time... thus Die Hard and Home Alone and many others are "Christmas" movies. But really Die Hard is an action film.. Home Alone is a comedy etc etc.

 

[Jay-Ashley]

He was/is considered the sun god for pagans. I don't know the name. This was because of his wife and the message she spread after his death. You have to read the entire thing. I was curious and got lost like 10 years ago when I read all of it. I just think it is funny how Christmas was a pagan celebration and today it is basically just a celebration of consumerism and food lol

Are you talking about Ninurta?

 

[Just Kevin]

By the way.. I consider Love Actually to be the best movie ever set at Christmas time. BEST EVER!

God, I love that movie so much!