Brodus Clay - The Funkasaurus

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I take it you know it from experience? Oh yeah, sure you do, go make me a taco salad. On the double.


I didn't come at you like anything man, you're the one who suggested I wanted Brodus to pound my asshole in the shower after I dropped the soap. So maybe its you that has the problem?

Umm, read my post again. No need to get all defensive man, if you like penis all in your face that is fine is all I'm saying, just keep ya hands to yaself there, or I'ma have to call Ving Rhames lol
 

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Yeah, I'm every bit of the comedian sir. Very much so. I'm glad you agree. And who doesn't like Taco Salad?
 

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Yeah, I'm every bit of the comedian sir. Very much so. I'm glad you agree. And who doesn't like Taco Salad?

I think Taco Salad sucks.
 

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I'd call you a failed abortion but, I doubt your mom thought you were worth the trip to an abortion clinic.

I had to bring a comeback or where else would this be going?
 
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I'd call you a failed abortion but, I doubt your mom thought you were worth the trip to an abortion clinic.

I had to bring a comeback or where else would this be going?

Catfish Billy - 2500

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I think Taco Salad sucks.

Ahh, I bet you like Brodus Salad don't you? I'm pretty sure Catfish Billy can feed you that with a spoon over candle light and funky disturbing saxophone porn music. Yeah can't you Mr. Billy? :drum:

I dunno about anyone else, but, when I am trying to describe something as bad I just call it European.
 

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Ahh, I bet you like Brodus Salad don't you? I'm pretty sure Catfish Billy can feed you that with a spoon over candle light and funky disturbing saxophone porn music. Yeah can't you Mr. Billy? :drum:

Actually I prefer it when your father feeds me, after all, who else do you think taught me about the joys of being gay?
 

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Actually I prefer it when your father feeds me, after all, who else do you think taught me about the joys of being gay?

Somebody told me his father is great in the sack. He has a taste for the man sauce, I hear. Oh wait, that was you. Awkward.
 

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Aww really? Well you enjoy that Fuji. And, Catfish ahh I see you must of sucked a lot of cyber Fuji to get where your at. That's ok, some people just gotta brown nose to get where they are. I understand, I really do. But, hey Fuji no need to get offensive and claim you wanna bone my dad, I did say Brodus was ok but your going overboard now. We are all off topic.
 

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Aww really? Well you enjoy that Fuji. And, Catfish ahh I see you must of sucked a lot of cyber Fuji to get where your at. That's ok, some people just gotta brown nose to get where they are. I understand, I really do. But, hey Fuji no need to get offensive and claim you wanna bone my dad, I did say Brodus was ok but your going overboard now. We are all off topic.

What do you mean 'wanna'?

Nothing wrong with brown nosing, I heard your father loves that too.
 

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But, hey Fuji no need to get offensive and claim you wanna bone my dad

I don't want to bone your dad, I want him to feed me. Major difference.

Back on topic, Brodus is definitely corny, I'm not denying that, but my argument is that his segments are short enough to be inoffensive. I mean if he was out there for 20 minutes I'm sure nobody would enjoy them, but 5 minutes? Totally harmless entertainment.
 

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I don't want to bone your dad, I want him to feed me. Major difference.

Back on topic, Brodus is definitely corny, I'm not denying that, but my argument is that his segments are short enough to be inoffensive. I mean if he was out there for 20 minutes I'm sure nobody would enjoy them, but 5 minutes? Totally harmless entertainment.
I'll agree it's harmless but I just don't find it to be entertaining.