Breaking News: Daniel Bryan Retires - MEGA THREAD

[Stopspot]

@Shadow

 

[Rogue]

@Shadow

Seen it on my YT timeline, didn't see the full title so I didn't click. Fucking a, after all these years going on just the highlight video.

 

[The GOAT]

Well, I guess that's that then.

It's been mostly clear for awhile that his career was over when WWE's own doctor publicly declared that he should never wrestle again, but for Bryan to actually make it official himself still makes me feel a little gutted. Regardless, he had an excellent career and despite how shitty it is for how everything fell apart right when he reached his zenith in popularity (especially considering how unprecedented it is for a guy his size to become so astronomically popular), such is life sometimes. Shame we'll never get to see that Bryan/Lesnar match, but it was clear when it didn't happen at WM31 that it was never meant to be.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

So did Dick Butt open Raw with a boring thanks fans gotta go speech like I expect he would? Dude is the epitome of dull

so he closed the show instead? but gave the boring ass speech I expected? jesus what a dolt.

 

[Aids Johnson]

That was one hell of a sendoff.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I'll watch it when I need a drinking game to get fucked up to.

>DB mentions Indies or wrestling in armories, take shot.
>DB mentions fans, take shot.
>Fans start yes chant, take shot
>DB mentions his Dad, take shot

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Aids Johnson]

I'll watch it when I need a drinking game to get fucked up to.

>DB mentions Indies or wrestling in armories, take shot.
>DB mentions fans, take shot.
>Fans start yes chant, take shot
>DB mentions his Dad, take shot

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

we all know you're a lightweight.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

we all know you're a lightweight.

Not saying I wouldn't be trashed 5 minutes in...

but I'd smoke your bitch ass under the table

 

[Swift]

Tequila shots?

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Tequila shots?

if I'm taking shots it will be of whisky like a man

 

[Aids Johnson]

Not saying I wouldn't be trashed 5 minutes in...

but I'd smoke your bitch ass under the table

lmao in your dreams son, don't think because you cali you have shit on me.

 

[Neptune]

His speech lasted about 25 minutes

 

[Aids Johnson]

Tequila shots?

lol no rail drinks for deth.

if I'm taking shots it will be of whisky like a man

Jameson?

 

[Swift]

if I'm taking shots it will be of whisky like a man

I can respect that.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

His speech lasted about 25 minutes