Ok, here is my report… Overall great idea and concept.
Night 1
Bro Mans vs. PTP: Damn it this is going to be a match that I don’t know if I will laugh or applaud at. Anyway, I haven’t seen a lot of wrestling recently but still know at least 3 of the 4 guys involved. Robbie E is here but I’m not going with him… PTP get the win.
Bellas vs. Beautiful People: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION OR WE RIOT! … Beautiful People or is a tie when Hornswoggle get from under the ring and gets some Bra’s off
ReyCara vs. Chavo and Hernandez: If this was on Mexico and Sin Cara was more like MÃstico and less like the botchamania king he is…. This could have the potential to be a great match. But due to Sin Cara being BotchCara, Rey being injury prone and Hernandez willingness to injure people… Hernandez and Chavo win when both Rey and Sin Cara get a Hospital Stay courtesy of Hernandez.
Regal vs. Williams: HOLY FUCK! Can this match be First Fall Submission, Second Fall Iron Man and Third Fall Ultimate Submission? If so… MOTN… Regal wins thought
Match Raven Invented Perfected by Booty: This is going to be madness but team Non-WWE Misfits win this because of overall experience in brutal matches.
War Games I: Briscoes Run Wild! But the rest not so much… Ryback Rules!! But then Shield delivers the goods… Axel will be there to prevent Adam Cole from doing anything…. Team WWE wins
Night 2
Big E vs. Robbie T: Short match will prevent botches… I have to go with Robbie T… I like him more and Big E wrestling attire just burns my eyes.
Bobby Roode vs. Dolph Ziggler: IWC wet dream match (well for most of them). I like both of them to be honest and I believe this could be a decent match if Ziggler don’t over sell things and they have decent time. Possible MOTN… Winner Roode
Young Bucks vs. Gabriel and Kidd: Good high flying tag-team match. I would love to see this match up in real life and to give them decent time to work something out. I have to give this one to the Bucks.
Tara vs. Natty: God Damn It!.... IF NO WARDROBE MALFUNCTION HERE… I RIOT! This could be the best female wrestling match in a LOOOOONG time. I have to give it to Tara.
Henry vs. Elgin: I haven’t seen anything of Elgin, but just giving the fact that he’s younger than Henry a Last Man Standing match could be his just by that factor he could gas Henry out.
KOW vs. Gunner/Storm: Hell I haven’t seen the Gunner-Storm tag team. But I would kill to see the KOW back as a team in WWE (I think they need that kind of chemistry in the Tag-Team ranks). I give it to the KOW for that same chemistry and experience together.
Bryan vs. Aries: Holly Fuck! IWC wet dream match #2 on the same night…. I can’t pick a winner here… for fuck sake let this be a hard fought tie with Bryan or Aries having the other one locked up for a submission on the final seconds and time expiring before the other submits.
Night 3
Usos and Kofi vs. Hardys and Shelton: Spot Monkey Galore!!!! I don’t know who I shall pick to win, probably the WWE Team for the age factor and that a win here could establish them as the NEW SPOT MONKEYS SPECIALISTS. But I do expect a lot of spots in this match and a lot of Holly Shit moments, including a 30 feet ladder (or something that tops a 15 feet tall ladder).
Hawkins vs. Marasciulo: I expect nothing from this match… so it would probably end up being better than what I would think it will. So, I’ll wait to see.
Taryn vs. Paige: Wardrobe Malfunction or I Riot pt. 3…. But just like the first one that’s the only reason I would be interested in this match other than Paige kicking the crap out of “Barbie”.
Santino vs. Eric Young: First Blood Steel Cage Match… TALK ABOUT A CLUSTERFUCK!!!!! I expect a lot of ketchup being used here from both parts just to make the ref think they won the match and things like that. It’s going to be awesome!!!
Black Machismo vs. Xavier Woods: OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU YEAH! Thing is I haven’t seen much of anyone recently so I can’t predict anything. Going with Woods.
Lesnar vs. Joe: This is literally a clusterfuck that I don’t even want to predict. This can either evolve into a brawl that leaves with no actual winner or it could be a true show of submission specialists.
CM Punk vs. AJ Styles: MOTN… MOTN… in my point of view, even when AJ was a spot monkey I’ve seen some evolution on his approach to matches. Punk is Punk…. So this could be awesome (not as awesome as Santino vs. EY, but Awesome)
Night 4
Crimson vs. Otunga: Only way this could be entertaining is that Otunga wins by spitting coffee on Crimson’s face and then hits whatever his finisher is and it all ends in less than a minute.
3MB vs. The Masked Musketeers: Masked Musketeers, even when I like both Slater and McIntyre… just the combination of “The wrestler formerly known as Suicide” and “The wrestler formerly known as Jigsaw” with Shark Boy…. CRIES GOLD!!!
Faan Daan Goo vs. Joey Ryan: Fandango will dance, Ryan kick ass… that’s all.
Kaitlyn vs. Gail Kim: Wardrobe Malfunction or I Riot… even when Robert Irvine could probably kick my ass for staring at Gail…
Rhodes Scholars vs. Bad Influence: Even when I think that both Sandow and Rhodes are great together and singles… I like more the pairing of Christopher Daniels and Kazarian… and I like Daniels and Kazarian more as singles… so Bad Influence
War Games II: 6 Ex-WWE performers against a team with 3 Ex-TNA performers…. One has at least 4 guys that I don’t care about their matches, the other has 2 I don’t care about their matches…. One has the face of Wrestling today (even when we don’t like it Cena is like Hogan, you mention him and everyone knows is wrestling even those who don’t like wrestling)… the other has the surprise of the past few years (Bully Ray)…. One has one of the best Tag-Teams of all Time the other has an Avenger’s feel to it. One has a guy that goes ballistic when he hears the ring bell the other has a guy that goes ballistic when he hears voices in his head…. Damn it… I don’t like the Aces and Eights gimmick… I don’t like Cena’s Invincible Mantra… but I have to go with team WWE.
OVERALL MY FAVORITE NIGHT IS NIGHT 2
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