Anyways, it was brought to my attention that BEER was allegedly jumped by some smurf ass teenagers and put in the hospital earlier today. So I made this pro shit in like 10 minutes to cheer him up, PLZ DON'T LAUGH THIS IS SERIOUS. I'm sure we all wish Beer the best and a full-recovery.
K guys, this is a song/rap I wrote about my like bestest pal Beer (money). You guys might not get all the references, I might explain some after.
It's just me and my beeeeeeer,
We love to call people on IWF gaaaaaaay,
smurfs like JMaaaaaaay,
Because he's my beeeeeeer.
It's all about Beer, some call him Money,
Pussies like maty call him a troll and think that they are funny,
Beer's truly a pal, he'll go with you to get tanned,
He's the type of pal who will spam the forum if you get banned,
He's the best type of friend, he'll talk to you all day,
Much better than that nigger J,
He's my teammate in crime and shittalk galore,
Maybe some day we'll be able to have our houseparty and play 64,
Beer, thanks for being my friend,
Now get the fuck on MSN.
It's just me and my beeeeeeeeeer,
Mike don't you dareeeeeeeeeee,
Silent ban him cuz you're scareeeeeeeeed,
Because hes my beeeeeeeeeeer.
Stone cold and provides tons of fun and delight,
Nah not the beverage I'm talkin' about the Beer who loves to pick a fight,
He's the real deal FO SHO, at least that's what Bonez would say,
King of photoshop and the master of the VGBA,
Best HIAT mod ever; yes indeed he is,
Axis Warning if you disagree with this unless you're BKB or Kiz,
Getting bitches, getting money, that's what Beer is all about.
4chan legend? No motherfucking doubt.
Once again, don't forget, it's Kris motherfucking Owen,
I hope you don't fuck with him if you want to keep growin',
G1 and Beer, Triple H and HBK,
We don't give a fuck what any of you smurfs on IWF have to say,
I've became to rely on and trust Beer in every different way,
He's like PeepShow or pre-2008 TDK,
I wish we could be closer in everyday life frets,
But it doesn't really matter because Carlos, Rob, G1, and Beer will always be a quartet.
(music goes silent)
It's just me and my beeeer,
He always makes me shed teeeears,
Cuz he's always heeeere,
Because he's my beeeeeeeeeer.
K guys, this is a song/rap I wrote about my like bestest pal Beer (money). You guys might not get all the references, I might explain some after.
It's just me and my beeeeeeer,
We love to call people on IWF gaaaaaaay,
smurfs like JMaaaaaaay,
Because he's my beeeeeeer.
It's all about Beer, some call him Money,
Pussies like maty call him a troll and think that they are funny,
Beer's truly a pal, he'll go with you to get tanned,
He's the type of pal who will spam the forum if you get banned,
He's the best type of friend, he'll talk to you all day,
Much better than that nigger J,
He's my teammate in crime and shittalk galore,
Maybe some day we'll be able to have our houseparty and play 64,
Beer, thanks for being my friend,
Now get the fuck on MSN.
It's just me and my beeeeeeeeeer,
Mike don't you dareeeeeeeeeee,
Silent ban him cuz you're scareeeeeeeeed,
Because hes my beeeeeeeeeeer.
Stone cold and provides tons of fun and delight,
Nah not the beverage I'm talkin' about the Beer who loves to pick a fight,
He's the real deal FO SHO, at least that's what Bonez would say,
King of photoshop and the master of the VGBA,
Best HIAT mod ever; yes indeed he is,
Axis Warning if you disagree with this unless you're BKB or Kiz,
Getting bitches, getting money, that's what Beer is all about.
4chan legend? No motherfucking doubt.
Once again, don't forget, it's Kris motherfucking Owen,
I hope you don't fuck with him if you want to keep growin',
G1 and Beer, Triple H and HBK,
We don't give a fuck what any of you smurfs on IWF have to say,
I've became to rely on and trust Beer in every different way,
He's like PeepShow or pre-2008 TDK,
I wish we could be closer in everyday life frets,
But it doesn't really matter because Carlos, Rob, G1, and Beer will always be a quartet.
(music goes silent)
It's just me and my beeeer,
He always makes me shed teeeears,
Cuz he's always heeeere,
Because he's my beeeeeeeeeer.