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Anyways, it was brought to my attention that BEER was allegedly jumped by some smurf ass teenagers and put in the hospital earlier today. So I made this pro shit in like 10 minutes to cheer him up, PLZ DON'T LAUGH THIS IS SERIOUS. I'm sure we all wish Beer the best and a full-recovery.

K guys, this is a song/rap I wrote about my like bestest pal Beer (money). You guys might not get all the references, I might explain some after.

It's just me and my beeeeeeer,
We love to call people on IWF gaaaaaaay,
smurfs like JMaaaaaaay,
Because he's my beeeeeeer.

It's all about Beer, some call him Money,
Pussies like maty call him a troll and think that they are funny,
Beer's truly a pal, he'll go with you to get tanned,
He's the type of pal who will spam the forum if you get banned,
He's the best type of friend, he'll talk to you all day,
Much better than that nigger J,
He's my teammate in crime and shittalk galore,
Maybe some day we'll be able to have our houseparty and play 64,
Beer, thanks for being my friend,
Now get the fuck on MSN.

It's just me and my beeeeeeeeeer,
Mike don't you dareeeeeeeeeee,
Silent ban him cuz you're scareeeeeeeeed,
Because hes my beeeeeeeeeeer.

Stone cold and provides tons of fun and delight,
Nah not the beverage I'm talkin' about the Beer who loves to pick a fight,
He's the real deal FO SHO, at least that's what Bonez would say,
King of photoshop and the master of the VGBA,
Best HIAT mod ever; yes indeed he is,
Axis Warning if you disagree with this unless you're BKB or Kiz,
Getting bitches, getting money, that's what Beer is all about.
4chan legend? No motherfucking doubt.

Once again, don't forget, it's Kris motherfucking Owen,
I hope you don't fuck with him if you want to keep growin',
G1 and Beer, Triple H and HBK,
We don't give a fuck what any of you smurfs on IWF have to say,
I've became to rely on and trust Beer in every different way,
He's like PeepShow or pre-2008 TDK,
I wish we could be closer in everyday life frets,
But it doesn't really matter because Carlos, Rob, G1, and Beer will always be a quartet.

(music goes silent)
It's just me and my beeeer,
He always makes me shed teeeears,
Cuz he's always heeeere,
Because he's my beeeeeeeeeer.
 

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Jesus fucking Christ. That was the single greatest post in IWF history.

Yeah, some smurfs came out at me with pipes and shit this morning. These two guys saved me from one hell of a beating. Got released from hospital bout an hour ago. Broken Wrist, fucked up eye. Feeling quite shitty.
 

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Yeah, +robbed (his wallet and his phone) by like 10 kids, sigh.
 

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Some references explained:

J = fag.
maty = fag.
JMay = wigger fag.
64 = we always talk about how awesome the Nintendo 64 is.
TDK = emo kid The Dark Knight, use to be less gay.
Carlo = TIO.
Rob = noumenon.
 

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OMG at being in the rap :D!!!!!!!!!!!! I never have called him a troll but I am just happy I was in it. Not sure where to go from here..........
 

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It's k thanks guys. I'll take them to court. They were in hoods so didn't see there faces. I've showed G1 and Carlo my eye, don't really feel like uploading any pics atm. I might tomorrow.
 

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Finally HIAT's goin back to its funny roots, Idc if I get dissed in it this is some funny as shit. Also sucks to hear you got jumped at least your ok. Getting jumped is no joke it fucking sucks.
 
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Jesus fucking Christ. That was the single greatest post in IWF history.

Yeah, some smurfs came out at me with pipes and shit this morning. These two guys saved me from one hell of a beating. Got released from hospital bout an hour ago. Broken Wrist, fucked up eye. Feeling quite shitty.

I did that. Because you were giving me axis warnings in HIAT.
 

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Beer, I hope all is well with you, I also hope you get some justice and those fuckers that jumped you do some time. As for the song, it was pure gold lmao