We've established that #HOLLER isn't one of those butch types, which is definitely good news.
Anyways, I get into fights on the reg, yo. I started American Jiu Jitsu when I was seven and I've applied it a couple of times, whether on the mat or on the playground, or God knows where else. Can't say I've won every fight because when my adrenaline gets going I pretty much abandon my training and try to ghetto blast fools, not always to my advantage. At the same time, I've won a lot more than I loss. My shining moment was once when I was playing catcher in high school.
Some punk let go of his bat and it collided off my helmet. It didn't hurt me, really, so I tried to hand him his bat back, and he snatched it out of my hand. I wasn't about to get made to look like a pussy so I pulled my helmet off, threw it on the ground and got in the guy's face. The ump pulled me back a little bit and I heard him mutter something (to this day I don't know what it was exactly), but after he said whatever he said I heard my coach yell 'beat his ass!'. So yeah, I did. Speared him down like motherfucking Edge and went to town on his ass. A couple of kids on his team were trying to peel me off so for once I applied my Jiu Jitsu and tangled his arm up in an Americana. I didn't notice at the time but my pitcher and left fielder also got in there and was busting some folks up too. Came close to breaking this guy's arm before I told him to never come back to my field again. Let him go and walked out of the game (I was going to be ejecting anyways) and exited to the roaring applause of my hometown crowd. It was without a doubt the most film-worthy fight I ever got into. I felt like Jason Statham. All the other ones were severely anti-climatic and boring, with absolutely nothing special about them whatsoever.
And now that I think back I never did see him again in baseball. That was my junior year and when we played them the next year, I don't recall encountering him.. so.. that's basically me being a badass.
