I got into a fight when I was five with my best friend at the time, my older sisters were watching and they even made us fight because they're stupid bitches. The fight is how I lost my first tooth, then I ran away like a bitch, even though the fight was in my backyard. Yup..
Edit: OH! I do have a fun story about my cousin though. He's a smallish dude, he was walking down the street, two douchebags yell something at him, he goes over to them and asks "what did you say?" then they say it again and he threw one of them over a little fence and the other ran off. The funny part is he's hearing impaired so he actually didn't hear what they said the first time.