2002 SmackDown vs. Raw vs. WCW Featuring ECW Draft Thread

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: As per our deal dad now has my eightieth round draft pick. I will start the ninetieth round momentarily and remember our next three picks will be drafted together. Be thinking of what you will be doing.

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: Really, brother? You want that freak on your show? Good luck paying for those premiums when he electrocutes himself or sexual harasses a coworker. If only you had the foresight to make your brand a mecca or perfection like mine.

Sometimes you just need to the A-Train to the better show and it takes you all the way to WCW.

Every now and again you need a known radical to throw into the mix.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

It's a double round now yeah?

 

[Smart Marx]

It's a double round now yeah?

19-21, yep. Go nuts.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: You know, as the current "Best in The World" at building a brand in WWE, one thing I like to do is steal talent; talent that my sister would have loved to take. I'm talking a man who takes no prisoners, a man who is from the mean streets of Brooklyn. He's a master of the katahajime. He's the HUMAN SUPLEX MACHINE... TAZZ!!!



That isn't all though. I intend to complete my Women's Division with respectable names. No one is more respectable than a former WWE Women's Champion, of course. I'm taking about... IVORY.



I'm not quite done. Sometimes an Amazon is available for the taking, and this lady is for sure, an Amazon. I'm talking the current WWE Women's Champion... JAZZ.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince: Well Shane I will give you credit you have built a fine roster with... HAAA I cant keep a straight face so my next 5 picks that's right 5 are...


Haku
Hardcore Holly
Spike Dudley
Tommy Dreamer
Torrie Wilson!

 

[Smart Marx]

So now back to normal with @Grim's 22nd pick.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Really, Dad? Haku of all people? Where'd you drag him out from? You gonna bring back the Barbarian too? How about Tama? Dad, it's time you look to the future for once instead of back to the "glory days" of the 80's. I on the other hand? I want to complete my set, as it were. He looks so good to me, ladies and gentlemen, he's from Las Vegas, I give you... RICO!

 

[Smart Marx]

I’m on my phone right now so to not hold us up I’m taking crash Holly and big boss man.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Charlie as in Haas?

 

[Smart Marx]

Charlie as in Haas?

Nah. Holly.

 

[Smart Marx]

We should be close to wrapping up. As soon as I’m back and everyone taps out we’ll start the next phase.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

after Grim Im make last pick

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

At work till bout 3

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Crash and Boss Man, huh? I was half expecting the old man to take him. No matter. My final pick in the initial draft? It's not easy to pick a "Mr. Irrelevant" as it were, but this man... this man is far from Irrelevant. He is a third generation superstar, and the nephew of an earlier draft pick... Ladies and gentlemen... my final pick in the 2002 WWE Brand Split Draft... Is CHAVO GUERRERO JR.