2002 SmackDown vs. Raw vs. WCW Featuring ECW Draft Thread

[Smart Marx]

Why on Earth would you want D-Von all by himself?

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Those uh... those are some picks there, Dad. I too know to pick someone who has plenty to prove, and lots of talent. My pick in the 12th round of the WWF Draft...

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: I think my brother and my father seem to forget it's not always the size of the fighter, but the size of the fight in the man.

Let me welcome back to WCW the men that kept WCW doors open The Hurricane and his seven-year itch.

There's two people I really need next that aren't even particularity big-time wrestlers that I really hope you guys don't nab.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Well, Steph, I gotta give it to you. Kidman is a real coup. But size doesn't matter, talent does. And talent is a generational thing. Some kids have it, others don't. But this one... this one is incredible. You may remember his father, Vince... after all, he was a part of your... cast in the 80's. I give you the SON of Cowboy Bob Orton... RANDY ORTON!!!

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince: This is The W..W..E.. not F God dammit are you trying to get us sued. Get The F Out!

Smackdown selects young prospect Dave Batista

We with our next pick we select...

Mark Henry!

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Don't have a heart attack, dad. Doesn't matter if the name is E or F, RAW is what matters. So you're dipping into Ohio for your talent are you, Dad? Dave Batista huh? Two can play at that game, old man. We scoured OVW for who we thought could be the single most talented wrestler in the company, and we found him... give it up for the University of Minnesota's own...

SHELTON BENJAMIN!!!

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: Y'all can grab all the scrubs ya like from Ohio, but WCW has a couple blue chippers waiting in lie like a Trojan horse and who's better than...

I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Literally everyone is better than Kanyon, Stephanie. Even our lovely ladies. Speaking of, it's time to kick off the Women's Division on RAW. So we have Jeff on SmackDown, and Matt on WCW... a shame to split up Team Extreme in their prime, but so be it... the first woman to be picked in this WWE draft is...

LITA.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince: Dammit how will we fill 3 hrs without bra and panties matches. Wait what we are two hours thank god!

Next picks to smackdown will be ….

Rikishi & Val Venis

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Bra and Panties? Dad, real talk... that doesn't fly anymore. You may be into that sort of thing, but what WWE fans are women that can perform on the level of the men. I'm talking incredibly talented ladies... someone like... MOLLY HOLLY.

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: You know Shane Molly Holly and Lita are wonderful picks. I almost wish I could have nabbed them, but you know something. They're missing a certain something. A certain X-Factor if you will.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Typical Steph, picking a third rate group for the third rate show. Continuing the growth of our Women's Division, I'll pick the one... the only... Toronto's own, TRISH STRATUS!

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: We select the all American woman that is red hot and will bring her greatest assets to assit our Smackdown Roster Stacy Keibler



and see I my Mr. McMahon knows what the people want they want some head!


Al Snow

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: You know what on second thought taking a look at you. Stacy you are vile sub par and are not worthy of being on Smackdown therefore I have agreed to trade you to The Alliance for their next pick.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Oh. OH! Bahahaha, I get it dad. You traded Stacy for someone else. A certain other blonde bombshell? I'm on to you old man. I'm on to ya, and I'm afraid I have bad news for you, because I'm gonna have to rain on your parade. Because my pick for Monday Night RAW...

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