2002 SmackDown vs. Raw vs. WCW Featuring ECW Draft Thread

[Smart Marx]

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Living in the past as always, Vince. When will you look to the future? As for Raven... what about him? No no. I have myself a man who oozes charisma, and brings everything to the table...

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: It's time to bring some of the boys home...

Welcome back, FIVE-TIME-FIVE-TIME-FIVE-TIME-FIVE-TIME-FIVE-TIME-FIVE-TIME WCW Champion!

Now don't hate the playa, Shane. Hate THE GAME.

If I can be serious for a minute, WCW would like to welcome the Captain of Team Canada back to Nitro!

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Booker T and Lance Storm. Love me those guys, but... you forgot their... best.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: Not gonna lie we had our eyes on him we select.



Jeff Hardy

and we select




Christain

 

[Smart Marx]

You're lucky I didn't want to play dirty pool because I strongly considered drafting Jeff Hardy for the sole purpose of forcing a trade.

Also, drafting Christian? You got no shame.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Hm. Got to admit dad, those are great picks. But like you, sometimes looking in the past is the best thing to do. What I need is... Perfection.

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: I see my brother is looking to make his show as perfect as he can, but can his Superstars slam a tornado?

WCW could use some international flavor. Maybe a pinch of Japanese Buzz Saw?

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Now that is some talent there, Steph, Vince... but you forgot one man. One man, one legend. He... is a limousine riding, jet flying, kiss stealing, wheeling and dealing son of a gun!!! The SIXTEEN time World Champion (that beats your five time champ three times over, sis), THE NATURE BOY, RIC FLAIR!!!

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: You say I live in the past but you draft that old relic. Smackdown is proud to select the rough Texan Bradshaw!



We are then going back to an old flame of yours Steph!


We select

Test!

 

[Smart Marx]

Test is another fallen brother.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Old relic? Hulk Hogan can barely stand Vince. Flair is twice the wrestler the Immortal One is and if you want, we can put that to the test in a future PPV. But, we need to focus on the draft. Steph, you missed out on some old WCW names... Regal, Flair, Eddie... of course I hate to do this to you, but sometimes you have to FEEL THE BANG.

 

[Smart Marx]

Stephanie: Shane, if you're gonna steal my creations... I'm gonna have to kill my creation!

I'm gonna inject WCW with a lethal dose of poison!

And because it's the start of the double round I am making a statement and that statement is thou shall not fuck with WCW.

 

[Grimoire Lenin]

Shane: Steph... you didn't create WCW. Some backwater hick named Crockett did. As for uh... the Dudley Boyz... I have Billy and Chuck for that.

 

[Kim Jong Umb]

Vince McMahon: Well see we don't care about your picks here on Smackdown because well when you got someone like our next pick he is worth two men. We select...

The Big Show




The next selection we go with the kid whose proven hes tough enough!

Maven!



and finally we select



D Von Dudley