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  1. Crankdeer

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!

    Reports are coming in all over the United States confirming that one man by the name of @Dolph'sZiggler has just resurfaced from a chilling slumber. Paleontologist Jack Durant uncovered what seemed to be a large icicle underneath the sands of Huntington Beach. What first seemed to be nothing but...
  2. Crankdeer

    Don't put your cell phone in your pocket.

    Even while the debate over whether cell phones cause cancer rages on, researchers are starting to explore other potentially harmful effects that the ubiquitous devices may have on our health. Because they emit low-level electromagnetic radiation (EMR), it’s possible that they can disturb normal...
  3. Crankdeer

    Casey Kasem dead at 82

    Shortly before his death a judge ruled that his daughter Kerri Kasem could begin end-of-life measures, giving her the authority to withhold medication, food and fluids from her ailing father, who suffered from a form of Lewy body dementia. Born Kemal Amin Kasem on April 27, 1932, Kasem was the...
  4. Crankdeer

    Mourinho's five in five out.

    http://www.caughtoffside.com/2014/05/21/five-in-and-five-out-for-chelsea-including-eventual-diego-costa-signing-and-the-sale-of-david-luiz/ As a Chelsea fan myself, I would love to hear opinions from other football fans about this ' Five in five out' ordeal.
  5. Crankdeer

    A new study suggests..

    Scientists have recently studied that 85% of individuals give less amount of fucks if the original fuck was sang in a show tune. Recently, an experiment at the University of Skallowiztferhurer showed that an alarming 38% of Australians give a fuck but only towards Hugh Jackman. In 1905, an...
  6. Crankdeer

    Thought for the day

    Think of the universe as like a giant fuck. It remains a cold, desolate, non-life bearing wasteland. We as humans have only uncovered portions of a fuck but we have not by any means discovered the entire fuck. Why must this fuck go undiscovered? Do we simply not give a fuck? Is it because we...
  7. Crankdeer

    Oculus

    So apparently the Oscar-worthy WWE studios is producing another amazing movie called Oculus. The first impression I got from the trailer was this crazy bitch talking to a mirror, asking it if it was 'hungry'. As we all know, that is normal. I always ask my medicine cabinet mirror if it is...
  8. Crankdeer

    Match of the century

    Hear ye'! Hear ye'! Come one come all, a match has been scheduled between yours truly and that monster Crayo! This match will take place, on the virtual football field of Fifa 2014! Should the fiend they call ' Crayo ' actually step up to the plate and accept the challenge, we will get the match...
  9. Crankdeer

    Award Show [Oscars Parody]

    Just keedin'. Hey all.
  10. Crankdeer

    I need help with my math.

    If a train is traveling at 275 miles per hour at 0757 in San Diego with only 47 passengers on board and train traveling from New York at 158 miles per hour with only 29 people on board, but the weather conditions are slightly dreary with a side chance of thunderstorms and wind speeds of 67...
  11. Crankdeer

    Serious thread.

    How many fucks does it take to get to the center of a fuck-sicle?
  12. Crankdeer

    Anyone remember this?

    @Dolph'sZiggler I figured you have seen this buddy.
  13. Crankdeer

    " We put the FUN in funeral. "

    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/soldiers-posing-around-empty-casket-spark-rage-n33306 This link I found is just simply disturbing. No matter what country you may live in, just the thought of other soldiers, airmen, marines, or seamen degrading a potential family member by poking fun during...
  14. Crankdeer

    Hey hey hey

    Name: Josh Age:Twenty Favourite Superstar & Why: My current would have to be Dolph Ziggler. The reason why is probably the same reason everyone else likes him. He is talented, and he sells the product to the best of his ability. How long I've been a fan of wrestling:Since I was probably 5 years...
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