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UWF Smackdown Shark Boy vs Callihan
Shark Boy, Grado and Paul Burchill all appear up on the big screen to huge pop. Grado however, is visibly livid. Grado: That cunt said I had fuckin' Downs, I'm gonnae bust 'em, I'm gonnae bust 'em Shark Boy: Calm down Grado, this sumbitch will get his bass whipped this week. I'll do it for...- Sam
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- Forum: UWF Smackdown
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UWF Unforgiven: United States Title: Shark Boy(c) Vs Willow Vs Bad News Barrett Vs Sami Callihan
The crowd in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania are on their feet, they can't wait for the next big happening on this Unforgiven pre-show, it's then that they hear a now familiar voice over the PA system. "The following is brought to you by The C.U.N.T." Ted Nugent's 'Stranglehold' plays over the... -
UWF SmackDown! 3/1/14: Shark Boy & Willow v. BNB & Sami Callihan
UNTIL! 'The following is brought to you by The C.U.N.T.' The now familiar rock track 'Stranglehold' by Ted Nugent signals the arrival of every Smackdown fans favourite faction. Before long we are greeted with the sight of Grado and Shark Boy walking out from behind the curtain. Shark Boy...- Sam
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- Forum: UWF Smackdown
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UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking
Bray Wyatt: Charlie Manson!?... Charlie Manson was a man deluded, a man misguided by his own beliefs and do you know why Austin Aries?, it's because he didn't believe in the right 'higher power'. Now I recognize the ills of that twisted man's way, I recognize the atrocities he and his slew of... -
UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking
As Aries lowers his microphone, even after some stalling, a familiar bassline fills the arena with dread. 'Broken Out in Love' by Mark Crozer and The Rels hits the PA system and soon we are greeted with the sight of a grinning Bray Wyatt who comes out from behind the curtain with a microphone... -
Yeah I'm cool with that, this'll be a damn good sesh :D
Yeah I'm cool with that, this'll be a damn good sesh :D- Sam
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UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking
Paul Burchill: Excuse me chaps but where the bloody hell do you think you're going?!. Get back in here, it's the Captain's orders! Sabin and Joe look at Burchill and chuckle a bit before staying right where they are. Think you're better than us ya couple of filthy landlubbers well think...- Sam
- Post #482
- Forum: UWF Smackdown
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UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking
The crowd inside the arena are at a fever pitch as they wait to see their favourite UWF Smackdown superstars in action. Suddenly a message is heard over the PA system. THE FOLLOWING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE C.U.N.T. Ted Nugent's 'Stranglehold' plays over the PA system and as the song...- Sam
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- Forum: UWF Smackdown
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UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking
‘The following message has been paid for by The C.U.N.T.’ Grado suddenly appears up on the big screen to a tremendous response Grado: It’s yerself. I’m no gonnae lie to you all at home, I’m pissed right off, pissed right off that my partner in crime, Shark Boy, the toughest Chum of Fish in...- Sam
- Post #450
- Forum: UWF Smackdown
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UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking
Pete Rosenberg: Welcome once again to Wrestling with Rosenberg, we haven’t done one of these in a while but when we do it’s always a treat. The guy I’ve got with me in the studio at this time is on a bit of a hot streak, he’s a bit of a loud mouth, he’s brash, he doesn’t care for friends, but... -
UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking
As Bloom lowers his microphone all goes quiet until the bassline of a more than familiar theme begins playing over the PA system and the crowd immediately begin to boo. 'Broken Out In Love' by Mark Crozer and The Rels plays over the PA system and the crowd immediately begin the outpouring of... -
UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking
The screen goes to static and the letters C.U.N.T. are spelled out as we hear 'The following broadcast was paid for by the C.U.N.T.' The scene fades in to a pirate ship out in the water, it has the words 'SS C.U.N.T.' written on the side, we go to Grado first who stands on the deck... -
UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking
THE FOLLOWING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE C.U.N.T. Everything becomes tinted in a blue hue as 'Stranglehold' by ultra-'Merican Ted Nugent begins to play over the PA system and the crowd begin to go wild. It's not long before all three members of C.U.N.T. appear before the crowd, Shark Boy... -
UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking
Shark Boy can be seen in the corner whilst all this commotion is going on continuously drinking beer to the point of drunkenness. Shark Boy grabs the mic and in a slurred voice he speaks again. Shark Boy: Listen here you sons of bitches, I'm sick and damn tired of listenin' to e'rybody out... -
UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards
Suddenly Grado takes to the mic Grado: First off... IT'S YERSELF! The crowd cheer for Grado's catchphrase as Kennedy and Gargano watch on in distaste. Secondly, who are these two bawbags?. The only guy I know called Gargano works doon the chippy in Stevenston, it's gid chippy as well...- Sam
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- Forum: UWF Smackdown
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UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards
The crowd inside the arena are on their feet, their excited for the next happening, their excitement is peaked when a familiar voice is heard over the PA system "The following message is brought to you by The C.U.N.T." Everything becomes tinted in a blue hue as 'Stranglehold' by...- Sam
- Post #576
- Forum: UWF Smackdown
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UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking
Shark Boy can be seen in the corner muttering something to the ring tech. Shark Boy is then almost instantly in possession of two bottles of his self branded Sharks Blue Ribbon. Shark Boy: I guess Shark Boy's gon' be out here for a lil' while so I thought I'd get suitably prepared. AJ, yer... -
UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking
Bray Wyatt: For centuries... for millenia they've fed you lies!. They've told you that there is only one true divine entity. They told you to sing his praises. They penned you into these false houses and told you that everything was gonna be alright. They told you that you were safe when all... -
Hey man, can we call it a day at 3-3, going to be busy all day :p, but again, always good to TT...
Hey man, can we call it a day at 3-3, going to be busy all day :p, but again, always good to TT with you and hopefully we'll do it again- Sam
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