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  1. The GOAT

    KOTR 2015 Results

    I had a feeling Barrett would win this. I mean, he already makes his way to the ring wearing a cape, might as well give him a crown (and maybe a scepter?) to go with it. I want to be optimistic and say that this could be the start of a new push for Barrett, but who am I kidding? It's clear...
  2. The GOAT

    SmackDown 4/30/15 Results

    Sounds like a pretty solid episode this week.
  3. The GOAT

    reigns is the future

    Like the chap above me said, both Rollins and Reigns are the future. Neither man is gonna end up leading us into a new era all by his lonesome. And I enjoy both men for different reasons.
  4. The GOAT

    Dana White Shooting Down the Idea of Ronda Rousey Wrestling in WWE

    I don't see why they'd be "shocked" at his refusal to let Ronda work a match at next year's Mania. If anyone remembers, Brock and Undertaker had a "confrontation" at the UFC 121 event that was meant to stir up some publicity for a possible match between them at WM27 too, but as long as Brock was...
  5. The GOAT

    Apoc happening right now?

    There is nothing the least bit scary in this video. The fear of an oncoming apocalypse foretold by religious scripture is absolute bollocks and is not worth sweating over in the least.
  6. The GOAT

    The Hinterkaifeck Family Murder

    As far as I or anyone else knows, the story has remained the same throughout the years. I've read up on this from a dozen or so different websites and the story always seems to be the same. The German police jotted all of this stuff down in their case files back in the day while the...
  7. The GOAT

    Lucha Underground on El Rey

    Had a gut feeling when typing that joke that he would turn out to be gay. My gaydar is broken and needs repairing.
  8. The GOAT

    Lucha Underground on El Rey

    This was my first episode of watching Lucha Underground and I have to say it was a pretty well-spent 45 minutes of my time. -How Pentagon Jr. wrestled that entire match with Sexy Star without getting a boner is beyond me. Consummate professional. -I love the movie/documentary-like way they have...
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    Cum-Filled Cauldron

    I figured the words "Urban Dictionary" being in the link that I provided would make it clear where the information came from even if you decided not to click on said link. Hurr.
  10. The GOAT

    Goldberg Says He'll Wrestle Again

    Regardless of his personal feelings on Vince McMahon and especially Triple H, money talks and Goldberg has always been a businessman who is all about the money, so I wouldn't throw a one-match return to WWE out the window completely. He'd hardly be the first person in history who knocked WWE but...
  11. The GOAT

    Lita is one of, if not, the toughest Diva/female wrestler in WWE history?

    I don't recall for sure whether it was her idea or not, but I wouldn't doubt it. I do remember that incident where she slapped Bubba now that you bring it up.
  12. The GOAT

    Cum-Filled Cauldron

    No, urban dictionary. Hence, you know, the link and stuff.
  13. The GOAT

    Cedric Alexander Says WWE Is Being Racist With Treatment Of The New Day Faction

    I wonder how much of that is down to other people's poor taste in humor or just the fact that no one more than you goes out of their way to even try to be funny on such a frequent basis. At least when I occasionally "try" to be funny, I'm only intending to bring a little lightness to the thread...
  14. The GOAT

    WWE Officials Very High On NXT Star Due To His Look

    Does he have charisma, personality, mic skills and/or can he do great things that sets him apart from other guys his size? Or can he at least develop any or all of these things within time? If not, fuck him and his 'look.'
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    Cum-Filled Cauldron

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum+cauldron Hmm... Anyone know of one of these existing in the town where they live?
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    Cedric Alexander Says WWE Is Being Racist With Treatment Of The New Day Faction

    Do not dare mock The Jinder. None of you. With the right booking and handling, he could have been the next Steve Austin or Rock. WWE missed out on yet another promising talent that could have taken the business to new heights. :sad1:
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    Has anyone else ever had or been affected by this kind of problem?

    Gasoline would have probably helped tremendously. A few years back, I was helping my uncle move a lot of shit out of his shed to take to the scrapyard and we found a small wasp nest on an old lawnmower of his. He took nothing more than a small cup of gasoline and threw it on every single wasp...
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    Opinion of the new ring post cameras?

    Haven't even noticed. Maybe I've just been conveniently looking away whenever they show 'em. Last time I remember seeing them use one of those was during the Shield vs Orton/Sheamus/Big Show tag match at Wrestlemania 29. I don't really mind them though as long as they're done only on a select...